Objection Overruled

All rise and come to order Bailiff start the video recorder You've been sworn, what's your complaint? Speak up son, don't hesitate! He presided in his courtroom so long ago He was hanging cowboys for stealing buffalo Court is adjourned, for his honor's feeling ill The shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill! Hang up your rope 'cause you're looking tired If it was up to me they'd all be fired Day after day convicting all those liars This ain't TV jail It's TV hell! Believe it or not Those walking blood clots Make enough money for a thousand foot yacht Who in Hollywood Did they every acquit? Just senile, judicial idiots As the drama unfolds And the law he upholds If you look real close You could see him growing mold Small claims messiah Is only a pariah to be ridiculed... Objection Overruled! All rise as he takes the bench To hear his old voice make my gut wrench Silence to those who are in his court I'm found guilty by his report No washed-up judge can say to me The shit he throws arround when he's on TV What can he fucking do, throw me in jail? I'd slap out his dentures, post them for bail! Hang up your robe 'cause you're looking tired If it was up to me they'd all be fired Day after day convicting all those liars This ain't TV jail, it's TV hell! You lose the case To a bigger bullshit they you today When it comes to the end You tell all of TV land what you've got to say When you're dead and gone Will they get another fossil to carry on? They must go to school To hand-pick these old fools I say to you Objection Overruled! It's all Perry Mason's fault! Cat strangling

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 24, 2025

Never before have I turned on you You look too good to me Your beady eyes, they could cut me in two And i just can't let you be Well, it's a free for all, and I heard it said You can bet your life Stakes are high and so am I It's in the air tonight See you there with your cheshire grin I got my eyes on you Shake yout tail feather in my face and there's no tell in what I'll do Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock'n'roll band It's a free for all Here we go ! Look out below ! I'm on the prowl tonight When it's said and done, I'll have my fun. I can chew anything I bite Come on, come all, to a midnight ball. The invitation's there Come alone and I'll drive it home. I'll help you, I do declare It's a free for all Never before have I turned on you Well you look too good to me Your beady eyes, they could cut me in two And i just can't let you be Well, it's a free for all, and I heard it said You can bet your life Stakes are high and so am I It's in the air tonight It's a free for all

Submitted by SerpentEve — Nov 08, 2025

Rumanian dictator, emperor for life Lived a life of luxury shared only by his wife Growing fat like pigs, eating meals fit for a king Accumulating assets like none you've ever seen Now the table's turned, they were stripped of all they owned The revolution's cast the dictator from the throne With their execution, so ends the tyranny Two bullets from a rifle set the people free Fighting for their rights They toppled the regime Pillage all their riches Left them not a thing Now they know the feeling To reap the seeds they've sewn Banished from the living When they were overthrown How did they feed the enormous greed It took to satisfy their needs? They drained the country dry As thousands had to die But now the monarchy is nullfied! The changing of the guard They no longer deal the cards The world demands democracy It's the dawning of a time When the system's redefined Oppression's now a distant memory Communism yields to the might the people wield For a democratic form of government For their blatant disregard They have suffered long and hard It's time for a changing of the guard! No longer will they rule the land by genocide The traces of their empire have all been liquefied Political reform has gotten underway Now they're free to speak, before they'd only pray Freedom is contagious, it's spreading far and wide The Berlin Wall has fallen, there's no need to divide They walk across a border where many tried and failed Others died but not in vain, the people have prevailed. Fighting for their rights They toppled the regime Pillaged all their riches Left them not o thing Now they know the feeling To reap the seeds they've sewn Banished from the living When they were overthrown How did they feed the enormous greed It took to satisfy their needs? They drained the country dry As thousands had to die But now the monarchy is nullified!

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 24, 2025