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Beware the American Medical Association 5 German wackos gonna rock the nations Leviathan waits in the mysterious deep Yog Sothoth wakes from a Pentagon sleep Bring the Eschaton ! ...bring it on ! Promising me some kind of global disaster Hail Eris! She's the girl that I'm after Bring the discordian circus to town Buy up the flack and then share it around Bring the Eschaton ! Bring the Eschaton ! Bring it on ! You can keep your 'end of the song' We'll break the walls and then pass it along Your war of attrition on the spirit of man Descend into chaos, because nobody can.. ...bring the eschaton. Lake Totenkopf is calling your name Army of the undead rise once again Slipping a Mickey to the rest of the crowd The coming evil is born into a shroud Bring the Eschaton ! Bring the Eschaton ! Bring it on !

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

God's Lightning! So frightening Bikers from Hell On orders from above Carry crucifixes Persecute with love They kill the commies Bathe in their blood Destroy the peacenik, hippie Flower-power scum God's Lightning! So frightening! Founded by Atlanta Hope Feminazi of the Fnord Causing anxious fear Anointed by the Lord Grand high bitch Of the illuminati Chaos reigned when Telemachus Sneezed If you see the crosses On the streets When you protest Then beat your feet Battalion of bikers Hold banners aloft; America; Love it Or we'll stomp you

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025

Discordian number one is Hagbard Celine Sailing round the world in his golden submarine To fight the Illuminati is his proposal An army of dolphins at his disposal It's time to see What could be Come to me 23 Travel through subterranean caves City of pyramids beneath the waves A red eye glows in the deep below It takes 20,000 years to know It's time to see What could be Come to me 23 Kallisti! All Hail! Discordia! It's time to see What could be Come to me 23

Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025

Making a movie, all dressed in black To fake it to the moon, and bring them back Lunar surface looks like New Mexico Inverse the colours and we're ready to go The skill of Hollywood covers our eyes Kubrick's dark arts an amazing disguise Put on the Black Space Suits Moon module coming in to land Hide the shadows with the hidden hand Climb down slow onto the ground Gravity like slow-mo - bouncing around Our lift-capacity ain't what it was Lingering doubt drowned out by applause Put on the Black Space Suits ..and don't forget the Moon Boots.. Pull the Van Allen belt around your neck Is the computer even up to spec? A round of lunar golf before we begin Taking the buggy out for a spin Plant the flag and it's time to leave Caught it on camera so they'll believe Put on the Black Space Suits ...and don't forget the Moon Boots !

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

All aboard to become a departer Ride the Gravity train to Agartha Platform 23, I'll be at the end Anxiety growing, bound to descend The next train approaching to take you below So breathe in deep and don't let go Getting down, underground First class ticket for the speed of sound All aboard to become a departer Ride the Gravity train to Agartha Thundering in, 3 decks high Air brakes blast, and the engines sigh Neon lights - they beckon you in Strap up tight now - it's about to begin Atomic engines roar - the earth it starts to shake Don't look out the window - for goodness sake (Speeding away - from the ones that you love The sky disappears way above) Black-hole highway - into below Slowing down at the inner sun's glow (Left all behind when you boarded this charter To start your new life in mystic Agartha) Getting down, underground A first class ticket for the speed of sound All aboard to become a departer Ride the Gravity train to Agartha

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025