Robototron (2009)
I came home from work recharging batteries is needed now The death star canteen was awfully busy due to rebel scum The lunar bus was driven by tweeky "biddy biddy biddy biddy" The darleks chased me home and but they could not chase me up the stairs The doorway to my lunar pod was ajar i pushed it walked inside My wife 'fembototron' suspended by a magnet with our son Kidbototron was dead as well beyond repair oh bloody HAL I swear upon Uranus to wreak vengance on all human kind I am Robototron Exo-skele-titanium I am cyborg-champion I am Robototron I am now a gladiator fighting other robot-kind Entеrtaining humans at the techno-colosseum 9 Undеfeated, battle-worn I am hunting Shatner for all time My battle-dog chiwawa, choose a wah-wah, chews a wawawa Emperor William Shatner and Godzilla asked me who I was I am husband to a broken fembot, blinking cursor for a son And i will have my vengence until cylon says the day is done Dismembered him with robot claw, behold I am robototron I am Robototron Exo-skele-titanium I am cyborg-champion I am Robototron I am Robototron Exo-skele-titanium I am cyborg-champion I am Robototron I am Robototron Exo-skele-titanium I am cyborg-champion I am Robototron
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Mar 27, 2026