The King Is Fat’n’Old

Push the market, push the shit Up your ass with two thumbs Two thumbs up Crack the fortune cookie Find the text The key to success The product is totally non influential It only has to be there To be pushed at disposal The proposal never comes from below The product is totally non influential It only has to be there It only get caught from above To be pushed at disposal Open your eyes is not a title Yeah is not a chorus But double yeah you can bet it is Yea you can bet it is Not without I want Not against my will Simply with no desire I will claim the hero you designed without my voice We will act as tasters Blinded fold Tied up With two mouths open Glorious union fake tan and fake fun

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025

Please introduce yourself Explain your ego in three words How many girls did you win? And what about your private games? Are you crazy man? Are you a perfect lover? Tell me the craziest thing you've done to do a chick I am the dude, girls fall in love with me I just need a smile You know once I've bought her a tiny crocodile So who's the man Now we can say you're cool A perfect bull ready to ride But you didn't answer to the first point Please introduce your goddammit ass I am the dude, girls fall in love with me Just need a smile And something else like roipnol melted in a glass of wine They say Let me see the price tag you put on your face No way Twice the price has no right to double care As you see Froth at the lips Ain't no cool Not what you want to be

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

So really motherfucker gonna fuck with me? I'd love to be the fucker If the mother in charge is jade Every dude wants to be the king But they don't know The king is fat and old He dim sings na na na The queen tiptoes to the jack She has got pink lips and fridge She is the conjuction ring Between female and human being Disenchanted, if you say princess She knows you are calling her a doll Picture a girl whose first ambition is not designing problems Uninhibited, Unrepressed Eight arms to slap or hold If you say sweetness, She knows you are calling her a whore

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025

You smile at me from portraits Omnipresent, your brand in every gadget Supported by your fans Serene they talk to me With the calm of who is beyond all Without he knows anything Things go strange The avalanche swells What an unexpected success When you invented the story we know You were just trying to save your ass A smart move People put stones down Somebody had business sense He set a new trend Omnipresent, your brand in every gadget A reign that invoices more than cher Designs lifestyles and never has to ask It spreads ignorance It sows fear What if you could see Altar celebrity You survived 2000 years while They shake hands in billion deals What if you could see Prime altar celebrity Butterfly effect starts Flying saturated fat

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025

Take me down to the intestine Where a question isn't worth the effort Where gravity replies a silent yes for you We still sniff the blood scent Big brother and crime news To cannibal instinct give vent We are nothing but flies on the window Tempting the clear glass to pass Too busy to see the answer right there The other shutter ain't shut Curiosity is a lot of work Where Moozak grazes his cows And all of it sounds Like a sphincteric sugary white noise Meant to anesthetize That's why I thank you friend For the tail pipe I thank you Ford Back Door Epoque We still sniff the blood scent To really around a car accident To cannibal instinct give vent Follow the crowd The river will bring you down In the tail pipe The sugar is brown The noise is white

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

Would I pay a pizza 80 bucks? It's not time that will make the pizza fine You're not a vintage wine You're not a fancy off-dry You're on the wrong shelf Would you use Britney Skye to have a match on a Sega Mega Drive? Would you use this guitar riff to prepare your mum a spaghetti pie? With that I didn't mean talking to you is wrong It's just improper use Father said so I will not overpay and over wait Don't like the mozzarella to go cold Is the margherita theory Don't go cross thinking I don't want you for what you are not Girl I say May god me me gay someday May god make me gay on Sunday

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025

Tell me now Which answer you need To make you feel Like not asking anymore the same shit By the end either goodwill is selfishness It is nothing but sublimated masturbation Forced in lines of two in school twice a day Collateral pleasure sneaks through the way Grab the hand of the most cute Pretending it's not up to you Sneer while assuming gloom Tell me now Which answer you need To make you feel Like not asking anymore the same shit I'm not claiming for help, I won't shout to be heard I'm just asking you not to be my impediment Pleasant little things lay in thorns in the side The thorn is so painful you wouldn't mind for a smile It's so ironic Unexpected pleasure pricks your neck from behind Don't be so busy searching for it, don't try It's so hilarious Forced in lines of two in school twice a day Collateral pleasure sneaks through the way Reprise: This being can controls ecosystems, planets but himself He's the perfect expression of chaos with glasses and nailed hands.

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

People get hungry for their own blood When they see someone else in danger When the boredom makes them helpers You stop looking outside What would you like for tonight? Brother said Home made green spicy meat balls Really spicy Paper tiger sharks Meat ball spider cunts Sing together on the fly I wear the neck food chain They sing a song I'm gonna write it down today I started to feel dizzy with those green spicy meat balls They made me think about some drops of baseness To carry out into the world Baseness condensed in eggs Pure love remains out the eggs Brother said Go easy with those meat balls Baseness condensed in eggs Pure love remains out the eggs Uncontaminated Paper tiger sharks Meat ball spider cunts Sing together on the fly I wear the neck food chain They sing a song called Tip of The Day

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

I'm absent because I am too present, staying by You don't know because you kiss the wrong eye I can't tell I am involved or swept away In a daze made of sticky surface A fat oasis hosting victims with mouthfuls of executers smell Dancing naked at the sound of your door bell Drops of baseness if carried out one after the other Tip of the day Allows you to erogate uncontaminated love Tip of the day You get used to it only when you don't fall ill You get the munchies for time and appetite outside meals The long present boredom and in the short one you were not in

Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025

Koala stays immobile and dazed 19 hours a day He's addicted to the toxins contained In the only food he tastes Panda is a 300 kilos carnivore that can plunder everything But he goes crazy for bamboo shoots This low every diet forces him to feed the whole day And avoid every kind of energy expenditures Such as socializing and fucking The biological keynote Should be put on the top Admit we all are animals Warthog is an African wild member of the pig family When someone asks just tell him it's a puma Seems like nature provided pumas excellent running skills And 9 inches canine teeth but no short term memory This means that while chased by a predator The puma would run like a motherfucker But he'd stop after 40 meters because he forgets Why the hell he's running like that We call it love, we call it art We call it war, we call it fun We call it will It is survival instinct To be remembered, to be admired It's basic instinct to remain alive Elevated Filtered Layered At the point we deny it If you start to doubt about your role Try to bark orders to a dog Last hope of self esteem Faithful only to the hand From which he feeds

Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025

F(N)=SIN(400/N-75)*(N-75)5/7 The judgment has to be suspended Illogical is what is not logical for you Wayout Got a structure in another language Illogical either by logic pass through

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

Curiosity is a lot of work Where Moozak grazes his cows And all of it sounds

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 07, 2026