Lazy Sod
The world’s on fire And I can’t get my arse out of bed The world is on fire There’s smoke all around my head What was I thinking about when I crashed last night…… The oceans are rising And I can’t do a thing about that So it’s hardly surprising I built an ark for me and my sleek black cat What was I thinking about when I crashed last night…… Oh yes, turn off the gas and don’t forget to switch off the light But that’s all right coz I’m a lazy sod and I’m hot Don’t mind me coz I’m a lazy sod, you can like it or not I’m guessing not What was I thinking about when I crashed last night…… Oh yes, turn off the gas and don’t forget to switch off the light That’s all right coz I’m a lazy sod and I’m hot, so hot Don’t mind me coz I’m a lazy sod, Whether you like it, like it or not And I’m guessing not Soooo what
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Nov 08, 2025
Nobody gonna take my car I'm gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car It's gonna break the speed of sound Ooh, it's a killing machine It's got everything Like a driving power Big fat tires and everything I love it And I need it I bleed it Yeah, it's a wild hurricane Alright, hold tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my girl I'm gonna keep her to the end Nobody gonna have my girl She stays close on every bend Ooh, she's a killing machine She's got everything Like a moving mouth Body control and everything I love her I need her I see her Yeah, she turns me on Alright, hold tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my head I got speed inside my brain Nobody gonna steal my head Now that I'm on the road again Ooh, I'm in heaven again I've got everything Like a moving ground An open road and everything I love it And I need it I seed it Eight cylinders, all mine Alright, hold tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my car I'm gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car It's gonna break the speed of sound Ooh, it's a killing machine It's got everything Like a driving power Big fat tires and everything I love it And I need it I bleed it Yeah, it's a mad hurricane Alright, hold tight I'm a highway star I'm a highway star I'm a highway star
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Mar 26, 2026
You're lazy, you just stay in bed You're lazy, just stay in bed You don't want no money, you don't want no bread, no If you're drowning, you don't clutch no straw, no, no If you're drowning, you don't clutch no straw You don't want to live, don't want to cry no more Well, my crying ain't done no good I said my trying ain't done no good You don't make no effort, no, not like you should Lazy, you just stay in bed Lazy, you just stay in bed You don't want no money, you don't want no bread
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Mar 26, 2026