Hardnaked but... Dead!
This track is instrumental.
Testicles want to break free As I'm raisin' the remote control Scratchin' my belly's hair As my dick pees outa my pant's hole Zapping through my real life The legion of empty bottles grows and grows I'm the king of "Shooter"-underwear The Fineribber's upon his throne! All hail to my balls and the TV-program My fine-ribbing armour, the beer in my hand No finerib, no glory! The sofa's my throne I'm the king of the khakis and the finerib's my crown! Wankin' through phone-sex-commercials During the movie-breaks I beat my spouse Devotedly she fetches one more beer for me with a bleeding nose Enjoying the "Superbowl" 12 Pretzels fitting in my hand This tricky salty dozen lead into my kingdom's end All hail to my balls and the TV-program... A fart breaks the silence A honk in the dark The sphincter quits its job As my empire falls The king is dying on the floor like his souls shall not be (p)raised The fineribber won't ever raise his pissed flag nevermore!
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
She's the queen of wine and a whiskey-whore The princess of booze in her own liquor store A dulling temptation, the mistress of beer I'll never stop drinking only because of her Liquor store goddess Opened 24/7 Liquor store goddess You show me heaven Liquor store goddess You fill me up Liquor store goddess 'till the last drop Boobs or booze? What shall I choose? Sexy alcohol abuse Darling Delirium Be my wife Get into my car! Let's drink and drive! When my red eyes saw you I just had to vomit But then my bottle-neck grew I dreamt of you - sitting on it Your beautiful face gives me a reason to drink I'm your regular patron My liver will never shrink Liquor store goddess Opened 24/7 Liquor store goddess You show me heaven Liquor store goddess You fill me up Liquor store goddess 'till the last drop Boobs or booze? What shall I choose? Sexy alcohol abuse Darling Delirium Be my wife Get into my car! Let's drink and drive!
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
Hot, hot in the summer, in the city, in my pants I like the way your "boobies" dance I wanna lick, suck them dry, squeeze them hard, rub my pale between'em When you take of your shirt I am your "He-Man"! Roses are red And violets are blue Girls have tits and what about you? My hands are two And they don't want gifts You've got what I'm looking for... ...TITS!!! When they quickly start to bounce When they shake, popping out, loosing ground I wanna swing my snake around and round Puffy nipples, firm breasts, heavy hangers, flat chests I don't care if big or small These hands can grab them all I am a horny fornicator, udder-crack Just want front, don't want back A-,B-,C-,D-cup... Check! Puffy nipples, firm breasts, heavy hangers, flat chests I don't care if big or small These hands can grab them all
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
Just one final shot Tumbling home Shit my pants Again, I'll sleep alone My feet are too big Brain's too small Bleed my nose On that damned fuckin' wall Too many keyholes for my single key No chance to escape the wrath of "she" Blow on the head Honk from my pants Tonight there'll be again no "romance" No way to hide my messy clothes ...and obviously my bleeding nose The beast's unleashed Hell from above I run into the wall of flush Bound by vice but hard-naked There's just one thing in my brain Oh-oh, I can't hardly wait To feel the wall of flush again! Just one final shot Tumbling home Shit my pants Again, I'll sleep alone
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
A beer A bar My hair My ear
Submitted by johnmansley — Nov 15, 2025
Short but slim Don't call "Big Jim" It ain't that long, but it's quite thin The smallest piece is for the win This little shrimp shall be your king The shortest straw is pulled by you You gotta realize: it's true! On my thin stick you gotta bounce It's not the size that really counts There's no girl tha cannot deep-throat me Suck it dry, this narrow shorty My needle pierces your hole pleases your heart, delights your soul Open up for my toothpick! I promise it's no too thick. The smallest piece is for the win This little shrimp shall be your king - yeah!
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
Possessed soldiers of luv They never get enough Don't get in their lines of fire Your battlefield is their desire Put your legs at 10 and 2 So that the army can march trough Scoring you all night long Like a ma-ma-machine gun Tactical operations Turn into endless copulations Call for lusty whores Unleash the cocks of war Don't get in their lines of fire Your battlefield is their desire Possessed soldiers of luv They never get enough Pumping love-guns up and down Prepare ofr Sex Briefing Armed to the balls Sex bombs explode We conquer the hills Invading your jungles Our cocks dressed to drill Pumping all armor towards your spot You're a victim of war - accept it or not! Pink-colored dildo-tanks raising their barrels Get ready for impact! Kissing your ass a last "farewell" The possessed soldier's battlefield is your bed Receive the lust of the army of the DEAD
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
Pants off Full moon rising Lovely stench Is terrorizing A brand new fart hits the day Take a deep breath It doesn't smell like flowers But like Frederic and ass Face in the wind Take a nose full of love Breath or Glory! You're a wimp when you cough! Straight from my heart And out of my ass The air is fulfilled With my glorious gas The winds are unleashed There's o turning back As you inhale all my love With your nose on my crack Perfumes of Doom! I create sonar sound With a special effect Two farts are better than one That is a fact! Sauerkraut and garlic Coleslaw and beans Guaranteed pure erotic You know what that means! Straight from my heart... My flatulence So immense ... Fear my ass!
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
O.K. you Heavy-Metal Rockers.... Show me your hair!! Put your Wieners in the air!! You horny fornicators, brothers in Booze - unite! Bang the shit out of your heads! Horny to the bone Bums are not alone Nast stinking poo Next one is for you Penis in your hands Peanuts in your pants Heavy udder shake Party hartnake(d) Sexy songs of farts for you to please Make you come and grind some cheese of Sleaze Heavy riffing pounding every hole Let the dirty DEAD-vibes take control Swinging Metal-Bangers praise the DEAD Give us all your money...and some fucking head! Banging Metal-Swingers to the core Time is right to fire up some more!!! Horny to the bone Bums are not alone Nast stinking poo Next one is for you Penis in your hands Peanuts in your pants Heavy udder shake Party hartnake(d) Hardnaked..but: DEAD!!!
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025