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Relax

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 06, 2026

Yo Logan, botgun that sheer! Get the vibe goin' right in here. Gotta write a jam. The one everyone wants to hear. Crashing Flowing Swirling, Right from the Start Except not with those lyrics, we already have a song about a shark!!! OH SHIT! It's the death metal riff! I better sing about some face ripping, cat-raping bullshit! Sit in my room and write about some brutal shit I know I'm never gonna do! We gotta make it Thrash! And make 'em bang their heads real fast Make sure this song is really FUCKING STUPID!!!! I think my vocals are pretty good so far, and I'm kinda ripped, so for this next part I'm gonna riff with the guitar. 2 minutes long, and fast as fuck! This song is sick, but missing one part OH yeah what is that? We gotta get the kids, moving, circle pitting, and singing along. I've got a really original idea, of how I think we should end this song! END THIS SONG............WITH A FUCKING BREAKDOWN!!!

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 25, 2025

Shot through time With one mission in mind Man is on the brink of extinction The computer must be destroyed There I was shit out into a lazerworld An ant to a cyber colossus The last of the humankind Neon sectors scream The drone materializes before me "Klaatu Anauj I Ram Barada Om Nikto" WITH ONE SUPER-MASSIVE FIST MANKIND WILL BE CRUSHED MANKIND IS DOOMED I speak your doomwords "Klaatu Anauj I Ram Barada Om Nikto" There was a GIANT COSMIC BOOM The mayor of the future approached me And shoved an orb into my head The mayor of the future approached me And declared me worthy SONIC MECHANICAL WARFARE

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 25, 2025

Someone crank this shit and turn this room into a circle pit. Go grab a beer, and take a hit to quell your fear. Tonight is gonna be as much fun as we make it. The party just started. OH SHIT! I'm already naked. THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE LET'S GET ANOTHER CASE AND STAY UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT Empty cans on the floor. Someone's head comes crashing through the door. This party is really getting out of control. The insides of the fridge are nailed to the wall. Oh shit - That dude who lives here looks fucking pissed. PAIN is all my head will feel when i wake up. I DON'T CARE - So pour me out another fucking cup THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Let's get another case and stay up all fucking night. SOMEONE THREW A BRICK INTO MY TV! IT WASN'T US - We were all outside smoking trees. WHERE'S MY PHONE?!!? I'm gonna call the fucking cops. FUCK IT! I'M WAY TOO DRUNK - So let's all do another shot. The night is ending 'cause the sun is comin' up. Does anyone have a lighter to spark up these blunts? The party was TOTALL Y INSANE! I'm gonna pass out in the van. Tomorrow - Let's do it again. THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. LET'S GET ANOTHER CASE AND STAY UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT. THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

Submitted by The Void — Apr 25, 2025

Someone crank this shit and turn this room into a circle pit. Go grab a beer, and take a hit to quell your fear. Tonight is gonna be as much fun as we make it. The party just started. OH SHIT! I'm already naked. THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE LET'S GET ANOTHER CASE AND STAY UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT Empty cans on the floor. Someone's head comes crashing through the door. This party is really getting out of control. The insides of the fridge are nailed to the wall. Oh shit - That dude who lives here looks fucking pissed. PAIN is all my head will feel when i wake up. I DON'T CARE - So pour me out another fucking cup THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Let's get another case and stay up all fucking night. SOMEONE THREW A BRICK INTO MY TV! IT WASN'T US - We were all outside smoking trees. WHERE'S MY PHONE?!!? I'm gonna call the fucking cops. FUCK IT! I'M WAY TOO DRUNK - So let's all do another shot. The night is ending 'cause the sun is comin' up. Does anyone have a lighter to spark up these blunts? The party was TOTALL Y INSANE! I'm gonna pass out in the van. Tomorrow - Let's do it again. THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. LET'S GET ANOTHER CASE AND STAY UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT. THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 25, 2025

Dream from the sky and drift into the heavens Weightless, thoughtless, a dream that is endless If you don't look down you'll never fall If you don't look down you'll never fall Washed away and carried into the depths The pressure builds and clutches the lungs As life is sucked from a weakened soul Dreams dissolve, dreams dissolve Back on shore [Solo 1:49] Drop by drop [x4] Washed away and carried into the depths The rain comes crashing down again Drowning in poisoned, poisoned thoughts Dreams dissolve, dreams dissolve Back on shore [Solo 3:07] Washed away and carried into the depths Back into the deep under waves capped white A glimmering something leads to an endless blue nothing Dreams dissolve, dreams dissolve Back on shore

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 25, 2025

God is inside my head And it's pushing life Out of my eyes Out of my mind Beyond Earth and Sky Don't fear opening doors What is real, is what you allow Colors inside of you Waiting to burst out Beyond Earth and Sky Ride the Snake The abyss is starting to show The hole of nothingness The moment of truth Hold on - is this still real? Here comes a star It looks like a werewolf - Jaws open wide! I think I'm going to die Waves of light. What happened to my arms? Why can't I feel anything? What happened to the abyss? Am I inside of it? Or is it inside of me? What is real and what's inside of my head? I feel so warm! My brain's about to melt My brain has melted

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 25, 2025

This is really getting out of hand Rip out everything that makes you a man And leave it for the insects You don't deserve it anyway Any rogues trying to escape we will terminate Who is playing God and what is allowed? Chameleon Christ, blend into the crowd Who is playing God and what is allowed? Chameleon Christ, burn it to the ground I will devour I am Cropgrower The harvest grows stronger Aerial fungal warfare A false hybrid seed will take power Nowhere to hide, we're coming for you Nowhere to go, you're stuck in your roots Who is playing God and what is allowed? Chameleon Christ, blend into the crowd Who is playing God and what is allowed? Chameleon Christ, burn it to the ground I will devour I am Cropgrower Chameleon Christ Chameleon CROPGROWER

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 06, 2026

I have found, most of you spend your days walking around With your head in a cloud No idea what you're talking about Wasting words thinking out loud I have finally got you figured out As you scream and shout Don't patronize me There's more to this then you see I am what you can never be And that is free Free from all of this The scramble, the struggle, the fear of turning out a mess Let go of expectations, go the distance Enjoy this hellride, opinions don't define existence Don't patronize me There's more to this then you see I am what you can never be And that is free Try to prove to me with evidence That I should expect nothing but a constant stream of stress Life's a bitch, I know, get over it. Find your joy and love the experience As you scream and shout I realize that you are not profound You don't have the right to take me down Don't patronize me There's more to this then you see I am what you can never be And that is free Sick and tired of all of you Sucking the fun out of my life

Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 25, 2025

By instinct you'll be drawn in To the brutal stench alone It's in our nature to desire And hunt it down It's powers are infernal, to say the least Another gate to hell leading into the belly of the beast Doombox I dare you to test me again Your first time inside You'll feel right at home Take hold and it has you Almost swallowing you whole DOOMBOX I dare you to test me again Destroyer - of what makes a man a man Manipulator - take all that you can The only weapon that can threaten the lifespear CASTRATION! Now I found a flamethrower Your skin is all torched off And you're in you're purest form A state of wonderful impotence Destroyer - of what makes a man a man Manipulator - take all that you can DOOMBOX

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