Gourmet of Ill Shit
Wearing my human skin tuxedo I head out to look for a crack Nothing makes me feel more alive Than the fresh bunghole snack Taste so fine with shit combined Is watering my mouth tonight I smell the flavor of cold dead anus Soon to fill my sick delight He went for a walk through the park And now he's in my sight With surgeons precision I slice his throat and take his fucking life I drag the pathetic victim to my cabin And take out my tools Snack in your ass is what I'm after Beware you worthless fools : Tasty as Hell, I got tales to tell Rectum Havoc, their souls are now in Hell Victims, without asshole they die My lust for anal is the reason why BOO MUTHAFUCKA!!! I'm right behind your back Bend over now, I want your fucking crack Feel as the scalpel bites into your anal flesh Leaving your ass to a bloody fucking mess
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026
My uncle Ronald never had a pet Twisted man is a Vietnam vet He's a pervert and patriotic man Fetish to cum everywhere he can Telling me story's about the whores of Saigon Had a cock so large they called him Schlong Kong Serial-cummer Schlong Kong went to Nam' Goal to have as much pussy he can Balls full of cum he went to Saigon To fuck and kill Gun and cock both loaded Looking for cunts to kill : Stars and stripes Tattooed into his scarred dick Schlong Kong is the man The bitches like to lick Sperm all around, whore come and taste Don't want my quality cum to go to waste Fat bloated Ronald sure likes to cum Even he's a old fuck and looks like a bum Endless supply of semen in his sack I have a hard time covering his back He lurks into neighborhood to jizz around Leaving cum stains Everywhere to be found Police is always after him They think he's after kids Want to lock him in
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026
I hate your fucking grandma She's a fat old cunt I'd love to see her dead And soon I'll pull a stunt I always see her peeping Through her window drapes Telling you not to swear And that jesus saves Yeah, I know she's old And fucking sick But there's no point in peeping And being such a dick As I walk by her house I see a glimpse of that flowery dress She's peeping there again That lard ass fucking mess I sneak into her house And beat her senseless She's your loved grannie I could not care less I tie her to a chair and Pull her gray hair Choke her with my bare hands Now this shit is fair I take your grandma by surprise Batter her with a carpet beater Kick her into the mouth She looks like a muthafucking beaver I soak her with can of gas It's time to scratch the match I watch your grandma turn to ash Jesus take a fucking catch
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026
It's a celebration day of the gay community Bus full of faggots and a jungle trip for charity Their biggest homo nightmare is about to come true Assholes will bleed but they have no fucking glue Posse of wild monkeys horny as hell Hunger for fag ass in the air you can tell Their little vacation will be fucked to gore Leaving every orifice bleeding and sore : Biggest jungle fuckfest you have ever seen As Tarzan gets raped by a Cheetah Rock hard banana, a tool of sexual torture And it ain't no tasty Chiquita Fucking Woodstock was like a kindergarten Comparеd to this nasty ass shit Humongous dongs swinging around And rectums blown to motherfucking bits King of the junglе with a 12 inch rod Comes knocking at your backdoor Once the ace of cosmopolitan gay circles Now turned to a worthless whore Helpless screams silenced By gallons of boiling cum Fruity semen of the jungle Spewed under burning sun
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026
Midget meal, a new recipe Dwarfs to eat, a dinner for me Luxury, high quality meat Midget meal, for me to eat Scoop full of mayonnaise, I dip the thigh bone Hand me another one, this midget is done I cut a juicy chunk of the ass And sniff the broiled skin With some french fries And some good wine I ram the meat in I still got plenty of dwarfs left But the hunger is starting to ease I beat the rest of them senseless And put them into the freeze Little bones they look so fine With all the flesh eaten nothing left to dine Soon I'm out to capture some more Only finest specimen real midget gore
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026
Evil doctor with sick deeds Mutilating bodies For his deranged needs Limbs and organs All over his house Sewing together Ballsack and a mouse Building new life.... With his twisted connections Chopping off a penis.... A corpse humiliation Chorus: DOCTOR! Has awakened the thing! COCK! With butterfly wings! CORPSE! Without a dick! DONGLEDORE! Yo, that's some ill shit! Rigor mortis cock And wings of a butterfly Desecrated body In the corner it lies Pumping fluids To a headless body with no dick Corpse re-animates That’s some ill shit! Malignant corpse rampages After its lost fucking prick Imagine yourself without head Trying to catch your own dick! Tripping to its own feet Cause it can't see a shit You're undead And lifе is still a bitch! Flying dick causing disaster Dickless body is running faster Explosions all ovеr his lab Doctor escapes, he’s taking a cab Dongledore! You sick fuck!
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026
Witness the medical miracle As ultrasound unveils the horror Fetus with over developed genital region Attacking the twin inside the womb Fetal cock penetrates Into pussy of the female embryo
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026
I fondle my balls As I scratch the match of sin I just want to smell The burning human skin Cum drips from my cock As I think all my dirty deeds To see my family burn Satisfies my sick needs Flames must be fed! Burning the blessed! I enter from the window in your attic Sniff the gas it makes me feel ecstatic Whole family doped to unconsciousness Soon fire will rid them of earthly flesh CHORUS: I must now make sure They're all trapped inside Soon I'll see them burn Whole family of five Smell the gasoline, It's time to ignite Flames they make me high In awe I watch them die IGNITING! WATCHING! EJACULATING! HERE I CUM! Extreme rush of blood Rages inside my veins Inhale the ash filled air as I cum To the charred remains Find a burned skull To coat it with my semen Masturbation in the ashes Is my heavenly eden
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026
Locked in a hospital Covered in bandage Isolated from others Like a rat in a cage Infected by disease Known since the dawn of man Blistered, rotting skin Feeling inhuman Itch from your scrotum Reaches to your meat pole Ill as fuck, but still lusting for a pussyhole Sad attempts to jerk off Your leprous cock Every stroke hurts Like beating with a rock CHORUS: Massaging your scaled and swollen ballsack Wishing that you had your bachelor years back Leprous masturbation... Soon about to burst Your diseased semen Stroking that rod Like horny gay sailor man Dead sperm explosion Pressurе makes Your phallus burst into pieces Scrеaming now in climax of agony Blood mixed sperm All over the room And pieces of torn off foreskin Yellow mucus dripping from your genitals Stench of puss fills the air soon Your dick exploded Like cum volcano And the pressure Ripped off your arm too!
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026
BLASTING THE BLING BLING Yeah muthafucka! Hanging in da hoo With your golden necklace Posing with your gear No matter what's the case You think you're immortal In your B.M.W I'll make you my bitch Soon you will see Sniffin' some shit or smoking a bong So fuckin wasted You think you're king kong I have a plan for fuckers like you And there's some whacked shit that i can do I blow you ride up and kill your ho's Only thing you'll be sniffing is my steel toe I nuke your fucking mansion Can you hear the bass? This game is mine game Cause I've got the ace STUPID FUCKING PIMP! BLASTING BLING BLING! I ain't ya brotha and this ain't your hood Betta start walkin' or loose my cool Muthafuckas like you Are poisoning the youth Soon my fists and my piece Are telling thе truth Stupid fucking pimp, blasting the bling bling Hear tupac, I'm blasting the bling bling Muthafucka! HEAR TUPAC SING! BLASTING BLING BLING BOOM! What a noizе when i track u up Lard ass nigga ass a shield And uzi is my back up I spray everywhere Dead brothaz lie on the ground Loco muthafucka i'm pissed as a hellbound No mercy given, not even a short break I smoke you one by one I ain't making a mistake As said i'm a loco muthafucka! I'll make u Pay cos' i'm a crazy blanquito from da streetz Where the knowledge is strength foolz, 187's Found when i pick up my new tool Watch me roar when i hunt down ya sorry ass Soon you'll whine: "you're a bunch a white trash!" WROOOONG NUGGA!! This is CB crew We're here to shoot ya asses and wake up the Masses. U feel me, bust a cap in yo ass!!! BLASTING BLING BLING!!!
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 29, 2026