Crotchduster
Album • 2004
Won't you wait a while Williams won't you make us smile No key will unlock the door To an interdimensional dumptruck world 40 fucking tons of thundering bliss The tip of southern hell Ain't even hotter than this If you want to go to Williamsburgland You gotta check with Cain Because that dog is the man I can't believe my eyes It's shining in the sky I hope Cain enjoys my smell So I can get inside Welcome to my dumptruck Inside Williamsburgland The power seats and cold A/C Is under Cain's command Men like me who poop and pee Inside a coffee can If you want to get inside Three tests you will withstand Dig a hole and live in it And sleep in it for 15 days Steal a goddamn police car And drive it in a lake Eat a prepubescent narcoleptic Peeled and sauteed steak There's a steak in my plate Now doesn't it look great Put it in your mouth And masticate the steak
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 23, 2025
Welcome to the bottom of my pants Eat my asshole Shitting out a turkey leg in France Here's 5 dollars I'm a nasty dirty little slut Hey I hear ya We're all bleeding Here's a bagel Vagina land Let me fuck your pussy Let me fuck that fuckin shit If I had a crowbar I'd spread your ass open with it Let me pinch your nipples Let me smell your sweaty tits I'll use my geographic tongue And clean your buttcrack out with it Smelling her big titties Makes my monster arise Her pussy's winking at me Like a wet gooey eye Vagiflap the reason for Cain The way that he looks in my eye Mammal sauce, so pleasantly fresh My senator's vagina in the sky Williams
My pants is tight And my balls is long My O is itchin From this camel hair thong My legs is sweaty And my mind is too Skip Skiffington Is the last angry Jew My hands is hairy And my sight is gone Because my willy's been Inside your mom When I was 52 I had 3 balls I bury living cats inside my walls Girls are screaming Boys are crying Uncle Teddy's fish are dying I got ghonorrea when I butt fucked a dead armadillo Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter Beat the shit out of your brother Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy Gangleosis streaming dreams Woke up in a box of beans Wizards dragons demons blizzards - Stuff your rectum full of gizzards Beavers in my SSL I condemn them all to hell Drinking beer out of your ass Fuck your mom with broken glass I hope mom will be home soon So I can get some tasty poon Shoots and ladders getting fatter Puppy soup is not for me Williamsburg upon the wall Who says Williams best of all I'll throw liquid on your console If I don't take my Haldol
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 23, 2025
The A train never stops And I am headed for your hole I'd be so lucky if I Could cream in your asshole There's so much shit that we Could make each other do I'd rather fuck your asshole If that's O.K. With you Here comes the honey When I am through But I am not done cause Your asshole is so new Open up wide, here comes the train If your head was between your legs I'd love to screw your brain Let me lick your asshole Let me lick it clean I'll suck out all the peanuts I'll suck out all the beans I'll tongue fuck your rectum I'll drive up your dirt road I'll felch out my own semen And spit it down your throat I love bunnies I love pink I love my moms underpants Especially when they stink I love rainbows I love balloons I cried at Forest Gump And Disney cartoons Boba Fett, Boba Fett Vader and Boba Fett Lubed up mustard glove Anal love Traveling butt raping show Steal a Mercedes And grab the old ladies And grease up your O She said that I could touch it She said she'd let me in I warmed her up with my middle finger Some anal ease and gin My wang was in her crap trap Just about to explode Her 30 year old stepmom Came in and drank my load
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 23, 2025
Mr. Indignant Erection Why must you be so brash Let's play Twister with Wesson oil And a meat cork for your ass Have you ever felt a meat cork plunge you Like a barium enema mass Insufficient lubrication Will damage your intestinal tract Mother's not home Let's have some fun Make sure that daddy's away If they ever found out What we're doing here They'd probably think we're gay Mr. Williams home Just leave me alone Captain Tupperware Rip out my pubic hair Hey there Captain Dan Welcome to Butter Land Melted cheese and shit Rub my face in it Cadillac mac tick tack A swollen sack attack Praying to the cottage cheese That runs within my mind Cottage cheese we worship Came from the crack in your behind Masturbate the alligator Masturbate the alligator Frozen pudding logged in person Elevate the elevator Desecrate the nipulator Praying for the nannys Suck my stolen eye Revibrate the devibrator Let me inside of your asshole 300 pounds of toys melted Into a log of hate Realize that your mother's boyfriend sells potatoes to a pimp Work your way into my asshole Grab a shovel There's no hassle Welcome to my dick
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 23, 2025
Listen up motherfucker I got something I need to say If you don't use Mammal Sauce You might as well be gay I feel it running through my brain I feel it running through my eyes You hear the name that's calling you It makes you hypnotized Williams Sliptoflappy rappy And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker Nabble and a stampy and a Pigeon smelling generator See a chitlin wafer and a Chocolate buttered horses ass Frabble obble abble and a Stupid monkey chicken gas Chinese diarrhea prison carpet Chunky harplegig Nopaliaseah perforated Purple parkle pig My Mammal Sauce is the best Mammal Sauce Spread Mammal Sauce on my wang We make Mammal Sauce in Bill Williams loft And we eat a bucket of Tang
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 23, 2025
You thought it was a toothbrush But it was a flashlight Broke out all your teeth In the middle of the night When I was a boy When I was a man Supercalaspacteoneunifonican Eating in a boat Dying in a dream Jacking in a magic land That's made from shiny teeth 40 little girls and boys Eating all their siblings toys Waiting for a train inside A Russian immigration tank Craving unpubescent narcoleptic Peeled and sauteed shrimp I'm feeling kind of nauseous Cause your mama was a pimpy man Now I'm a toothless shitbag But I can see at night I hope aliens impregnate me With a clone of Wayne Newton Who is Senator Williams What has he done for me 4 hits of bubble bath Laced and cut with cheese Pasteurized with milk Sedated with the Danish Cinnabun has just begun To take over your teeth What the fuck has she done With my pussy cat My only friend has seen The eye of the demon I wipe my tears knowing She's gone purring In the wilderness... forever
Submitted by Grave666 — Nov 07, 2025
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Let's get in the van Go to Molly Browns I've been saving money for a month Let's get in the van Go to Molly Browns I've been saving money for a month If they close it down we'll start a riot Their damn ATM charges ten dollars Mystical vaginas are in my face I smell the aroma of the gods I'll give you the money That I brought with me If you'll friction grind upon my rod I'm done That was like ten seconds I got balls (backwards stripper face) I'd stick my hand right up her cartoon box Too bad for her we don't have cartoon cocks I'd like to give her a semen dip Jessica Rabbit's got them cartoon tits My dick's not hard it's just drawn that way And we both know that the Rabbit's gay I'd shoot up Roger with some poison gas So I could fuck you in your cartoon ass Girl with a big face I saw you at the bus stop From a mile away Even though it was really dark Girl with a big face I love you more each day Even though you're face Is as big as a dinner plate We hope that you enjoyed this Crotchduster album We hope that you like singing along Right now we're really busy Working on the next one This time with help from Doctor Bronze
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 23, 2025
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