War of the Toilet Gear
This album will tell us more about our hero. This one is about Scooby Doom that's not the famous dog, it's Mr. Daisy's pet. It's a dachshund that sleeps all the time waiting for grandma to leave some cake unattended. Scooby Dooby Doom That's the chorus Sing along with us. It's a good friend to take a walk with, and a good sleuth-houd for rabbits and femurs. The collection is almost done. Scooby Dooby Doom Never feel blue.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 23, 2025
The toothbrush aims at controlling the sink. The soap is on the other side but it will soon wear out. A war of fantasy that makes no casualties when the song is over, we won't miss our target. Mr. Daisy is monitoring the battlefield but he's on the toilet bowl right now. The newspaper he's reading bets on the one who has already won Proclamation of supremacy. There never were any weapons of mass destruction. I was forgetting some gore Broken baby arms Charred corpses Cheap bowel sale No more imagination there. Guess what this one is about!
There's a brand new cake on the housewive's table Don't ask us about its ingredients Mr. Daisy's grandma always makes some for her grandson but he's busy portraiting his models. Sachertorture Mr. Daisy will taste this delicacy later Sachertorture Something is moving in the dough Sachertorture Hey but that's a finger! Granny always adds some goodies for her favourite grandchild Sachertorture for families of any kind
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 23, 2025
I cum glue A collage of papier-machine I cum glue to stick colored cardboard sheets together. Children can play with vowels Teachers with consonants Mommy with the apostrophe. I cum glue An excuse to misspell a song title I cum glue Cannibal Corpse will have fun. The colored sheets are joined in various shapes. Fantasy makes glue drip out of the nose. Pick the letters and put them together Endless amusement colored cardboard sheets.
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 23, 2025
That shower is broken down all the time. Water is running down the drain. When is that plumber coming? I can hear my neighbour Homer He's having his shower right now just hear him singing loud! His pipes are filled with fish So he can have some nachos under the shower. We're getting flooded here instead. I'm gonna wait a bit longer then I'll go get some nachos too.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 23, 2025
We've now come to the end of the trilogy. We can now reveals that the secret ingredient is just one: This dessert is so tasty Raspberry jam is the secret.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 23, 2025
Alright, we can deal with some gore now Somebody might want to hear a few more gruesome tales. Keep in mind that Mr. Daisy stocks up from refrigerator number 29. Dr. Cockrot always has fresh meat there. Look at those fingers They could do for fiches For a backgammon game Guts spread all over cd booklets pictures of dead guys and mean titles Why not a nice field of flowers for an artwork instead? or a lady eating cookies? There would be some content at least.
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 23, 2025
It sounds just like that other song... But wait: it's motocross!!!!! Make up your own lyrics for this song, talk to yourselves about anything you want, after all you won't even read the lyrics on this booklet. ...oh, so you are still reading?! Once Upon The Motocross, that sport where you ride a bike and mud smears the crowd. How do you fancy making some interative lyrics, you decide what they're about, and we play the instruments for you to sing over. Once Upon The Cross, we're here just to amuse you, and to amuse ourselves.
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 23, 2025
Señor perdoname por mis pecados Vendi me alma para proteger el rey niño En el nombre del padre, hijo Y espiritu santo El dia viene del rey oscuro Despierta porque te pica el culo Seis seis seis Seis seis seis En junio nacio un niño grandote El cuerpo de cristo sera un cerote Seis seis seis Seis seis seis Te chinga en el dia y te coje en la noche La verga del diablo ya te conoce Seis seis seis Seis seis seis Si quieres salir tienes que morir Como Ricky Ramirez te chupa los ojos Mientras como los sesos de un virgen güero Mi papa satanas me esta dando besos
Submitted by BloodShrine — Mar 26, 2026
Pigeons are useful for spicing your balcony, and making nice brown drawings, and playing the background for an orchestra. They can spin around, they can turn their heads, and wake us up in the morning with that sweet sound. Our friend uses them as plungers, and brushes for his paintings, so he can distract the soap bar. He supports the toothbrush. The pigeon theatre is in town, what a nice sight, but all must stop now: The soap bar has been hit! The pigeon is fleeing. Stop that pigeon! How will this war end?
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 23, 2025
Just remove the h and you get the smelliest teddybear that children ever had. Your kid's cot will no longer be the same. How many mums will strive to have that h back to its place? The cd is almost over, and as you saw on the black cover the toothbrush beats the soap. But don't be afraid. Mr. Daisy will be back with more stories to tell. Promise there will be more corpses next time, and Winnie the Poo will get its h back. If you can't speak italian you won't get a world if the last song. So go back to the lyrics for song 8 and read the last two lines again. You can do that fir the ither lyrics as well.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 23, 2025
Bravo, bravissimo. Gore, Gorissimo. Tu fai pizza, io fa spaghetto. Fai un giro, fai un altro. Fai la giravolta, fai la pizza cotta. Fai la faccia rotta, gonfia la tua torta. Bravo, bravissimo. Gore, Gorissimo.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 23, 2025