Porkchop Express

Beneath the streets, lies a dark domain Where mystic powers ferociously reign, The thunder roars, the lightning strikes, As Jack gets pulled into the fight. In labyrinthine alleys where shadows dance Beneath the neon glow, a veil of mortal sight This realm of darkness, where demons exist Through corridors of madness, let the chaos begin I am the deceiver – Enslaved by nine hells Look into my eyes, a psychic terrorist Through the eyes of the wicked – my torment unfolds Hell of the upside-down sinners, the place where we belong Lo Pan & the storms rain down on the non-believers Their hate – unchained – untamed – the three storms Their bloodlust fed – innocence defiled, the girl with green eyes – entranced The hell of being skinned alive, despair The devil reincarnated, by the occult and depraved As terror pierces the air, the three storms take you in The depths of Lo Pan's lair Beneath the streets, lies a dark domain Where mystic powers ferociously reign, The thunder roars, the lightning strikes, As Jack gets pulled into the fight. It started with the Porkchop Express The call of a damsel in distress as they pulled him in Eldritch horrors rise from the depths, monstrosities, so vile Yet Jack stands tall till the end He fights to save the world, with ever swing, every blow Gold ole Jack stands tall In the depths where your nightmares crawl His legend forever reigns, Where shadows live, between Heaven and Hell Eldritch horrors rise from the depths, monstrosities, so vile Jack fights to save the world this shithole you like to call home

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Jul 16, 2026