The Greatest Cockney Rip Off
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Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
How can you tell if you've Never been hit before Company executives thread you Into the floor Well i ain't taking it I'don't care what you say There's an open world out there I've got to get away This is, the hate of the city This is, the hate of the city I don't want your pity I'm trapped by the hate of the city Mindless thousands are Wearing three piece suits While i get done for wearing Steel capped boots So work work you office jerk I know you're just like me The only difference is you don't care And i just wanna be me And i'm wondering,if you're alright jack I just want the chance To put you on your back This is, the hate of the city This is, your world This is, the place you live in This is, the hate of the city One- now listen to me Two- and listen well Three- i'm not useless Four- because i can't spell Five- you can take us or leave us Six - it's up to you Seven- it's no skin off my back Eight- so bollocks to you
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026