Willie Nelson

Black-jackbooted demons Have surrounded my home Got dogs and ‘copters And keep ringing my phone Well I don’t know if I’m coming or going If it’s them or me Oh, but one thing's for certain Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed Now they’re breaking my windows Banging on my doors Got me down and hog-tied Rifling through my drawers Boss demon tells me Oh, how he would like to kill me Save your bullets, tough guy My disease does that for free Well, I don’t know if I’m coming or going If it’s them or me Oh, but one thing's for certain Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed Well, I don’t know if I’m coming or going If it’s them or me Oh, but one thing's for certain Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed Well, I don’t know if I’m coming or going If it’s them or me Oh, but one thing's for certain Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 26, 2026