Jam Room

Hey hey now, what's that smell!? Just like cornbread done too well What you need, you know I got So hands up, who wants to rock!?

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring Inside, they're not answering Peering through the window, to his surprise The door flies open, "Come inside!" "I am Jason the Freemason What you're selling I do not need Mr. Patrick, orthodox Catholic Is more likely in your league." At that very moment, Mr. Softee rings his bells, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling Quickly thereafter, Choco-Taco delight Reclining on his brand new mountain bike Now, watch you most closely, for here the plot does twist Enter Simon, the super Scientologist "I'm opining sailing Simon Is you stupid or is you just high? Mother Hubbard got me covered Like Sara Lee on her cherry pie." Norman says to Simon, "Hey, if there are really aliens I would think that L. Ron Hubbard would have to be one of them." Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord! Oh My! Oh My! Oh! The Pie Man passes by on his way to the fair and he says "Reason, won't you? Put your blue dress on I said, I said now, reason, won't you? Put your blue jeans on" At that very moment, Mr. Softee rings his bells So before Simon could bring his crushing blow Norman raises his hands, "Oh no, oh no!" Simon says, "Hey, we ain't even finished this!" Norman says, "Yes we have. Here come the Witnesses." I said, I said, I said now Reason, won't you? Put your blue dress on I said now, reason, won't you? Put your blue dress on, on, on, on, on

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

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I've been working, one eye dollar Bye and bye, Lord, bye and bye I got the plans to the Oval Office Bye and bye, Lord, bye and bye In the inner chambers of the President You will find no crosses, only pentagrams 1600, all the way That's right, brother, all the way 1600, today's our day I been working, one eye dollar Bye and bye, Lord, bye and bye I got the plans in my front pocket Bye and bye, Lord, bye and bye I've been working like a pack mule every day And to think that some of it ends up that way 1600, all the way That's right, brother, all the way 1600, today's our day

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

I was eating dinner at the table With people from the music industry They asked me if I liked it in the city I said I liked it better in the country The label representative asked me What about it most appealed to me "I love to listen to the yellowhammer singing 'A little bit of bread and no cheese'" Then I commenced to do a tap dance On eggplant parmesan before their eyes Guided by voices, whole bag of tricks Raised by Druids and horses Then I told them "Never underestimate the power of love You dig my new horseshoes?" Never underestimate the power of love" "Come here quickly, he's lost his mind!" "Frightened? Well, I'm not surprised You've never seen the likes of me Check it, I want a big fat advance And my alfalfa free" "Come here quickly, he's lost his mind!" The manager removed me from the restaurant A crowd got to gathering around I said, "You can throw a man out on his ear But you can't keep a good horse down!" Mounted police sprung to action Never cut me any bit of slack But I wasn't going anywhere 'til they got off my brother's back

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

Bertha's Big Back Yard of vertebrae Largest selection this side of the Mississippi Oh, you won't find them anywhere else Free pony rides for the children Coffee and doughnuts for the adults Open seven days a week except high holy holidays Come on down and pick yourself up a whale bone

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

Sun-eyed dandelion Seen you garden gnomes gone pass by? Small one wear a pointy red hat The big one, he just that, he real fat If you see them, please tell them without delay "You took my saffron, now you got to pay!" Alright Sun-eyed dandelion You say they got an airtight alibi? Then how'd they get themselves them diamond rings? You know well no gnomes don't make the good money If you see them, please tell them without delay "You taked my saffron, now you got to pay." Alright Sun-eyed, what now? Hey, hey, hey, your hair is turning gray Is there something that you need to say? Suspect, you're looking through and through I'd take to the wind if I was you Goodbye saffron, know that you did good by me 'til wicked weeded wild in my garden Alright

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

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As through a glass darkly, you seek yourself But the light grows weak while under Yggsdrasil A basket of eggs, may you count your days Though your gut lies filled, only shells remain I can tell you've been drinking by the scent of your breath Another little sip, a bit deeper in debt You can rest your head in your wrinkled hands But when you awake, you're in another land In fields of green rolling on endlessly You find a fallen nest where there is no tree Mark the brown-furred hound tied to the mandrake root Dare you carve a face in that virtue food? I can tell what you're thinking, I see it every day I'll help you with your coat, see you on your way Sure you want to go walking on a night like this? Look, there goes another one now; one day, I swear they will not miss As through a glass darkly, you seek yourself But the light grows weak while under Yggsdrasil A basket of eggs, may you count your days Though your gut lies filled, only shells remain

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

Back to the beginning, start it up What's the matter, brother? Does the drought got you down? Open up the bomb shelter, sweep it on out Sing to the ocean in the afternoon haze Up the iron pillars, rise in the waves Andromeda is weeping. Inside, one teardrop swims Brave Useless in training, less a millimeter thin Release the Kraken! Get the sacrifice on! Release the Kraken! Good God, y'all! Useless the Younger, we pray for you You know we got your back in whatever you do Bathysphere bobbing in Eyeball Bay Black lash crashes, forty foot waves Cepheus is holding Cassiopeia's free hand As the Kraken breaks the surface making bee-line to the land In Greek legend, the son of Zeus and Danae He and his mother were set adrift in a chest, but rescued by the intervention of Zeus He was brought up by King Polydectes Who, wishing to secure Danae, got rid of him by encouraging him In the almost hopeless task of obtaining the head of the Medusa! With the help of the gods, he was successful, and with the head Which turned all that looked on it into stone, he rescued Andromeda And later metamorphosed Polydectes and his guests to stone Metamorphosed into stone Metamorphosed into stone Metamorphosed into stone Metamorphosed into stone

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

What? Alright Smokestack full of black meats and step back Got a smokestack full of black meats and step back And just a little bit of collard greens "Oh, that's just super duper Van pulled over by a Virginia state trooper Said radar detectors are illegal in the Commonwealth of Virginia I said, "Well, I bet you cloaking devices are illegal, too. Goodbye!"

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

"Uncle Punchy, its Flannigan. I just got paged You guys just paged me then you put the answering machine on? What kind of half-assed screwball operation you running over there, Punchy? God-damnit" "Go-go" "Yo give me a call on my cell"

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026