In Walks Barbarella & Hot Bottom Feeder

Heard you got detention three times this week Playing with the bad kids down by the creek When I was your age, oh, I did the same I'll save you some trouble, boy, and try to explain Defcon, tractor beams, weaponized funk In walks Barbarella, set to stun Defcon, tractor beams, gamma ray gun Straight out the mothership, weaponized funk Let me back up twenty years or so Before I met your mama, I was livin' on the road I met a belle from the astral planes Hopped in my 710, I was never quite the same Defcon, tractor beams, weaponized funk In walks Barbarella, set to stun Defcon, tractor beams, gamma ray gun Straight out the mothership, weaponized funk One last word to the wise While we got time to kill If the X-rays don't get ya Then the heartbreak surely will When it was over, all I had to show Big bill from Motel 6 and a broken nose From east of Needles to eternity Space truckin', son, ain't what it used to be Defcon, tractor beams, weaponized funk In walks Barbarella, set to stun Defcon, tractor beams, gamma ray gun Straight out the mothership, weaponized funk Defcon, tractor beams, weaponized funk In walks Barbarella, set to stun Defcon, tractor beams, gamma ray gun Straight out the mothership

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026

Nevermind that stuff they sell from Vietnam Get it from the Chesapeake, but never from the can Follow my directions, it's an easy recipe Strictly by the pound, adjust accordingly 100 million years old Transcendent creature No bones about it Hot bottom feeder Don't bother with the lump, it won't stick together I prefer backfin, and there's nothing wrong with special Powdered mustard, parsley, a dab of mayonnaise Just enough bread crumbs and one raw egg 100 million years old Transcendent creature I just can't get enough Hot bottom feeder Yes, indeed, serve it up hot Yes, indeed, like this Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it's filled Stick it in the reefer for a little time to chill Butter up a skillet, fry 'til golden brown Find yourself a beverage and wash it all down 100 million years old Transcendent creature No bones about it Hot bottom feeder 100 million years old Transcendent creature I just can't get enough Hot bottom feeder

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 26, 2026