You’re Better Off Dead!

War-eyes! Hey what's the matter with you? Whatcha trying to do? We're wrecking the place... I’ll never get it Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did then hear my apology--fuck you! If I did anything to batter you down ...all the way to six feet under! And why in earth should I stop Until I see your fucking ass drop Mind your own business and leave mine alone To take a look at the real world for a sec It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools, What makes you the luckiest bastard on the earth In the prejudiced mind you narrow yourself in, I'm the servant while you're the king Ohhhhhohh, Til' tomorrow is the better day to be Ooohhohohoh, You're better off dead than fucking with me! Ohooohhoooh What if there ain't no tomorrow? Ohooohoho Let me tell ya, there wasn't one today! Hey, if you like me so dare So, I know why I stop And the only one step right And it's raining flesh of death.

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 23, 2025

Somebody Somebody Put Something In My Drink Somebody Another night out on the street Stopping for my usual seat Oh, bartender, please Tanqueray & tonic's my favorite drink I don't like anything colored pink That just stinks...it's not for me It feels like somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something Somebody put something Blurred vision and dirty thoughts Feel out of place, very distraught Feel something coming on Kick the jukebox, slam the floor Drink, drink, drink, drink some more I can't think Hey! What's in this drink? It feels like somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something...in my drink...in my drink...in my drink...in my drink So you think it's funny A college prank Goin' insane for something to drink Feel a little dry Oh, I couldn't care what you think of me Cause somebody put something in my drink I can't think Hey! Give me a drink It feels like somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink

Submitted by Pestilence — Nov 07, 2025