50 Shades Of Shit
Once upon a time Aeons ago Eighteen months In a chalet In the darkest pit of Dante's Inferno Wales Dark forces convened Clouds gathered People moaned in horror The weather was slightly overcast Much in the manner of normal weather It lied For as the nine planets aligned And pluto is still a planet A virgin was sacrificed Though she did not sleep with any of us [Evil laugh]
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
Fanny like a smashed crab Fanny like a smashed crab Katie Price has got a fanny like a smashed crab Fanny like a smashed crab Fanny like a smashed crab Katie Price has got a fanny like a smashed crab
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
Unleash the penis The penis of chainsaw Mechanical phallus Ready for war The semen is petrol The petrol is cum This chainsaw has balls 'Cos it's also a penis Chainsaw penis Chainsaw penis Chainsaw penis Chainsaw penis
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
Liam went to Glasgow For the Justin Bieber show Leaving the show after two gay hours Down a back alley he did go Surrounded by filthy Glaswegian scallies Doped up to their eyeballs Rusty needles in their hands He was to unwillingly heed their erotic anal calls Forcibly penetrated with the dirty needles Heroin jabs in his jap's eye and arse Writhing in pain as the rapists wank & cum Bleeding anus violated by force Screams of agony replaced by screams of pleasure Needles now covered in bloody shit The rapists were shocked as they heard Liam say "Remember guys, it's not rape if you enjoy it"'
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025
My penis is a chainsaw Shove it in your cunt Feel your insides shredding Aren't we having fun My penis is a chainsaw Shove it in your cunt Feel your insides shredding Aren't we having fun
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
The game
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
Detective Cage is searching for a missing girl Won't fucking hike, step away from the bike! Co-operate and I'll find her with ease Don't trust you though cause you have killer bees Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit An ursine disguise, what is required To go undercover, what lies in store Our hero sprints up to the chief of the coven Lands a right hook cuz he ain't no southpaw Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Stop it now ladies, this isn't funny Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey You bitches! You bitches! How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURRRRRNED?!?! Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
Metal is gay Long hair is gay Studs are gay Leather is gay Studded leather is gay Judas Priest are straight Moustaches are gay Black metal is really gay Bloodstock is gay Seth Putnam was gay Freddie Mercury was gay Macho posturing is gay Scumface are gay Chainsaw Penis are gay Liam is gay Metal is gay
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
Fuck the X Factor Fuck the X Factor Fuck the X Factor Fuck the X Factor Fuck the X Factor Fuck the X Factor Fuck the X Factor And fuck Simon Cowell
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
Liam Nash: GuitarsLaurie Pooley: DrumsThe Dafternator: BassFrancis Power: Vocals, OcarinaThanks to nirajpandya for sending these lyrics. Submits, comments, corrections are welcomed at webmaster@darklyrics.com CHAINSAW PENIS LYRICS
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 18, 2026