POMONA (Shit Happens)

Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck Welcome in my car I don't know where the fuck we are (What does that sign say?) Fucking Pomona! (Again?) Let's shake it off, let's get some coffee (A tall espresso, easy vanilla, extra ice, no cream, no fucking cream!) Oh shit, look at my best friend, it's happening again The fucking car won't start What do I even have a Corvette for? I don't fucking know Call a cab all the way back to LA My phone is dead FUCK! So is mine Fuck it let's walk anyway... Good 'cause we all know you need those extra steps (What in the world happened last night?) We drank it all, we smoked it all We danced it off till the boys went home We lost the keys, we found the cause, got summer jobs (At least I think so) Fuck, fuck, fuck Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck Fuck, fuck, fuck Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck Shit, shit, shit Shit-shit-shit-shit Fuck, fuck, fuck Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck (Please tell me your remember something) I upgrade my neuro-processor and check my pineal gland I got myself some ass implants and even got a tan (It's Friday again) Here comes that dipshit Jimmy and his stupid fucking Jeep (Hey bitches, want a ride?) (Not if we have to do what we did last time I hate Monopoly!) Woah, my God, no You got a tattoo (Wait dude, so did you) What? What is it? (It says Jimmy, what does mine say?) It says Jimmy No, God, Jimmy No Fuck Fuck Not Jimmy Fuck (Why does this always happen to us?) We drank it all, we smoked it all We danced it off till the boys went home We lost the keys, we found the cause, got summer jobs (At least I think so) Fuck, fuck, fuck Fuck you, Jimmy Fuck, fuck, fuck Fuck you, Jimmy Shit, shit, shit Shit on Jimmy Fuck, fuck, fuck Fuck you, Jimmy Pomona Fuckin' Pomona Always Pomona Fuckin' Pomona (Can somebody tell me what the fuck is going on?) (Dude, fuck if I know)

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 21, 2026