Bucketheadland 2
Buckethead
Album • 2003
30 Tracks
Buckethead
Album • 2003
Aboard an old pirate ship made of wet souls, we plunder and pillage from north to south poles. We only steal metal like guns, tanks, and toasters. We melt it all down and we make rollercoasters.
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
This track is instrumental.
You might walk, run, crawl through the paths, trails, tunnels, tombs, bushes, woods, alleys, streets and ditches. You may travel the park in a spiral. Some will choose to wander, stumble, roll, ramble, or rampage. It's harder when you're gagged, hog-tied, blindfolded, or blinded. But how often could that happen?
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Dude... did you go on the Revenge Wedge? I heard my friend lost his arm. Yeaaaah.... Is it scary? I don't wanna go. Okay I'll go.
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025
We cannot guarantee bodily harm for every guest, but we have the highest beheading and delimbing rates of any theme park in the continental United States.
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Mom says I'm the best at playing with taxidermy. That's why I'm going to taxidermy you. You shouldn't have said those mean things to me last night.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Bucketheadland security has discovered that some kids have been sneaking into the park by climbing down a cemetery drainage system and through a hole in the fence behind the junkyard. This is a great new way to enter the park. (If you can get past Albert). Another reminder: Guests are not allowed to break into the animatronics workshop and fill the characters' bellies with raw meat and sheep intestines. There seems to still be some confusion over this policy judging by last week's events.
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Goin' to the graveyard early one Sunday morning Takin' out my bodies, puttin' 'em in the shed. Wearin' an inside-out face. Wearin' an inside-out face. Wearin' an inside-out face. I wanna play with an inside-out face. I wanna play with an inside-out face. I wanna play with an inside-out face. I wanna play with one. Do you wanna play too? Do you wanna play too? Inside-out face play with me Inside-out face play with you Inside-out face play with me Play with you. Play with me and you. Together. Together. Is there enough to go around? Is there enough to go around? There's enough to go around. Don't make a sound.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Bucketheadland would like to apologize for the whole escaped ferris wheel fiasco. We're doing everything in our power to stop it from rolling.
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025
Wanna dig up bodies. Wanna dig up bodies. Wanna dig up bodies. Will you help me? Wanna dig up bodies. Wanna dig up bodies. Will you help me? At night I play with dead bodies. Help me. At night I play with dead bodies. Do you wanna play too? At night I play with dead bodies. Do you wanna play too? Do you wanna play too? I wanna play with you. I wanna play with pieces of bodies. I wanna play pieces of you. I wanna play pieces of bodies. I wanna play pieces of you.
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
All animatronic units are brought to you by Grimm's taxidermy, the professionals' choice for lifelike stuffing and display. Present your bloody bandages or scars at participating Grimm's stores for 10% off bulk sawdust and fake eye purchases.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
Wedged between Robotland and the cemetery is a realistic replica of the coop where Buckethead grew up. It's like you step out of Bucketheadland's fantasy... life... right into his traumatic past. Sometimes you can hear him playing inside or see a light on at night. Is that really him?
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
This track is instrumental.
Mom, dad, I'm hungry. They have head cheese. They have head cheese. Can I get- I wanna plate. Can I get a plate? Head cheese! Heh. (Okay son... uh... Let's see... uh... 'Scuse me- uh, sir, do you have any head cheese? Okay I'll get two pints for my child and my wife.)
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
As you know, Bucketheadland has been the source of a great deal of controversy regarding safety and health issues. You may have heard that we failed our health inspection again due to the annual increase in the amount of maggots found in the cemetery corpses. We are proud to announce that the maggot crops have been reduced by 25% and we are now committed to sell certain types of candy in some areas of the park under strict controlled circumstances. We have already been discussing plans to cut down on spider eggs and pinworms in the kitchen. There has also been some noise in the local media and in the amusement park industry quarterlies about the safety of our rides, which have been known to fall apart or go rogue from time to time. It is true that the rides sometimes go off the tracks but we assure you that they generally come back. Rides do tip over or come unhinged on occasion, but we firmly believe that the threat of this happening is part of the thrill our visitors are looking for.
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
If you're looking for a souvenir and you can't find any ears or limbs, head for the grab bag alley. There you'll find gift shops, toy stores, taxidermists, magic shops, butchers, curios, automatic instrument boutiques, and funeral homes. You can buy aprons, prosthetic limbs, and cattle prods – all with your favorite name stitched or engraved in.
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025
I work in the slaughterhouse – I am the gutter. Workin' in the slaughterhouse with my mother. It smells bad inside of here. But it's okay my dear. It's okay because I like to play with the blood every day. I am the gutter. I am the gutter. I play in the slaughterhouse every day. I play in the slaughterhouse every day. I play in the slaughterhouse every day-ay. I play in the slaughterhouse every day. I wanna see pieces of hearts and pieces of brains flyin' through the air. It's fun for me to see these things. It's fun for you. Is it fun for you? Playin' in the stuff makes it fun makes it fun.
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
In the interest of spontaneity, there's no schedule for performances. But if you see Buckethead setting up corpses like an audience, there's a good chance of live music.
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
This track is instrumental.
This track is instrumental.
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