The Farmers' Wrath
I download every record that i want But one day everything went wrong I was downloading Some albums from DEATH But all i got was the end of my life No Spiritual Healing Download Death A very strange feeling Download Death Screaming in Bloody Gore Download Death I am no more Insane sound from the hard disc On the screen an evil skull Suddenly i couldn't breath My heart stopped and my head fell off
Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025
In the sun, a corpse left to stink The head was smashed With something pink Flies and maggots Are making me weak Bodily juices now begin to reek Rumors are spreading All over the land Cuntless corpses found in the sand A killing spree is now taking place People are dying by cunts in the face This is a sick and twisted drama Everybody sings, a cunt force trauma Organs have lost its place Someone hit it on their faces Birds are falling from the sky Blinded by the cunts in the eye Tourist life is going bad Empty shores it’s so sad A horny man going mad He likes the pussy He thinks it’s rad
In the night I sneak outside No one knows what I do at night I meet my friend of eternal might It's a goat and we ride behind the light Soft fur Big red eyes Kind mind Always there for me Goatrider We ride far we ride short We ride from the south to north One night we ride from Falcon Crest All the way to the wild wild west I am a rider of goat It makes me feel alright all the night Some nights I don't sleep at all cause I want to ride on my goat all the night
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
He’s the funny cool little man Making you laugh He doesn't have a tan If you see him you have to be his friend You won't be bored and never cry again He's the funny ice dwarf He's the funny ice dwarf He's the funny ice dwarf He will make you laugh and scream beyond your wildest dream Life is good when life is nice Together with this funny dwarf of ice He makes the world a much better place I love to kiss his ice cold face
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025
I was out with my boat one day Searching for tropical fish to slay All of a sudden I saw something sick So I had to hold tight around my dick A zombie throwing Schoolgirls to the shore An African albino Who turned into a whore A 90-year old lady with a giant beard I turned my boat around cause it was too weird I tried to get away but something Called my name I knew I had to stay in the sickness Of the sea At the other side I saw a boy with two cunts A four-eyed fox Drowning James Blunt A horny pirate inhaling his anal gas I had to play saxophone with my ass Is this place for real? I haven’t even met a seal My buttocks are shaped like a dome This sick place feels like home
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
Enchanted by the rising sun Time to have crazy fun Party with a samurai Why must we die Running up the highest hill Yakiniku on the grill Happy in the park to eat A delicious dish of rice and meat The rising sun goes down And darkness comes to town Eucalyptic clash Under a pale grey sky we eat our rice After darkness comes the light I can’t remember last night Sake makes me glad again With a blow of Uncle Bens One more party in the park I am the only monarch With a fork and a knife Kuruniku for life
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
Today is my payday! A lot of cash on my account The day after payday All bills payed no money left I'm longing for payday So i can pay my bills again No trip to Bombay But maybe to my living room Payday mayday payday Payday mayday payday Payday mayday payday Payday mayday payday Today is my payday! Happiness in my heart The day after payday The bills have raped my account I hate payday It only breaks my heart Take me to Bombay And make me a holy cow
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025
You shouldn't have Cheated on your wife Cause here she comes with a knife Cut it off Cut it off Cut it off And tied it to a balloon Everyone could see your dick Flying over your country
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
I Don't Wanna Live, I Don't Wanna Die
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
I live in the dark I never see the light I’m hanging on a hook all alone I used to be wanted but Now I’m old and ugly I just want to burn and disappear I’d love to see you dead Slice your kidney And rip off your head Wanna make you feel Eternally worthless And paint your house pink and red Your neigbours would laugh And never visit you again Then you’d feel what I feel Wanna crush your enormous TV With your ripper off head Vomitate on your PS3 And murder your best friend Ted This is what I would do Immediately if I could But I am just an ugly shirt I am just an ugly shirt
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025
It’s Friday evening me and a friend Sitting at home having some bears Nothing special just to relax After some hours We want something else Lift a fist and into the mist And finish up our beer Heading for the booze nothing to lose And nothing left to fear but ourselves Into gorilla behavior With vodka and bourbon Endless party in my apartment Lift a fist and into the mist And finish up our drink Heading for more booze Nothing to lose Totally unable to think Our eyes are closed And we’re having fun Gorilla behavior feels so good We can’t speak so we sign Words from another world
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
Crazy people unite tonight You're here to mosh not to fight Fill your mind with death and grind All enemies are out of sight Grindfather tell me a gory Grindfather are you a manowolf? Gimme 5 into glory grind Enjoy the fun at the carnival of slime We're here tonight for the fun and the grind On this trip to the grave we have a good time
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
For God’s sake it was time to bake A chocolate and cream stuffed cake Unfortunately the cream was old But I found out much too late Cake full of maggots They’re crawling inside Cake full of maggots But it looks so nice I invited my friends to my house For some coffee and fresh cake My friends are the delicate treat But from their mouths maggots fell Maggots crawling in reeking vomits Screams of hate and disgust I can’t be forgiven for my treat On this day I lost all my friends Cake full of maggots Make everyone puke Cake full of maggots Make everyone leave
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
You lie so much you think it's true But everybody knows and laughs at you Mythomoniac king in land of lies Mythomaniac fool on planet earth
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
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I’m so smart i know it’s true I am the lord of quiz And trivial pursuit I crushed the other competitors In the final of jeopardy I won a lot of money But died from leprosy In the first round I lost an eye In the second I lost a thigh It was very hard to stand, To hear and to see A million people Could see my brutal death on TV Leprosy on jeopardy In the end of the show I looked like a corpse But nothing could stop me On my way to victory The final question was said By my off-fallen head I became the master of jeopardy But dead Every channel on TV Was talking about me I was the head news on BBC People were in shock, They couldn’t believe That their kids wanted to be A star on jeopardy Every kid in town wants to be like me Don’t wanna be a clown They want to die from leprosy Die!
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
Last night I used my footbath It felt so good I fell asleep But something was wrong, The footbath exploded Bubbles were spewing And I had no feet Footbath fuck-up Farewell to my feet Footbath fuck-up At least they were clean Bloody foam filled my house And drowned my wife I screamed in pain So the windows cracked Pieces of glass stucked in my face I flew into my garden And down in the well Footbath fuck-up Farewell to of hell Footbath fuck-up In the well I dwell
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
The son of satan drove his Harley On the highway to hell Listened to AC/DC on his walkman But the music was too slow He joined the band Wrote some songs And they became the gods Of deathmetal They toured a lot around the world With bands like Asbest and Autopsy They did 200 records a year And every single one sold gold Their show at the MTV awards Went out of hand And 200 people lost their lives Michael Jackson and Madonna Did the wall of death two times Heads were flying kids were crying Everyone sung-a-long as they died They killed many people With their brutal music So their mission was complete The band gathered around The unholy fire Then it was time to die Sacrificial Suicide Into the fire with their gear Drums and guitars, flesh and leather Flash from the fire TNT AC/Deicide
The battery is dead It tickles in my head The power must be fed Bays, the anger in my face Takes me to a place Where I can spend my days Some kind of mongo I’m falling down the stairs I guess that no one dares To enter the affairs Now I really have to go So I start to row With my ancient toe
I arrived at my home Just came home from work The people who work There are a bunch of jerks I take out my blender Ready to make dinner When I suddenly notice That I’m getting thinner My doorbell rings I answer the door Some colleagues of mine Fall to the floor I seize the chance and slit their throats Put them in a blender Before they begin to bloat Organ smoothie! Organ Smoothie! Chop and cut and hack Cock and balls and sack Slice and dice and saw Tits and ass and jaw Organ smoothie! Organ smoothie! Rip and break and tear Heart and lungs and ear Organ Smoothie Do you want one my dear?
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
I heard on the news About a killer on the loose No murder weapon has been found Just a pile of pasta on the floor If you boil spaghetti you will die by Strangulation Al dente Al dente For the perfect kill Al dente Al dente Excellent strangulation supreme He comes at lunch and at dinner When you’re hungry and weak You think you’re gonna eat A nice Italian dish Instead you get strangled
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025
I’m lying in my bed Sweaty and paranoid Can’t lie still feel like I’m in a void My never ending fear Sends shivers down my spine The hair is rising on this neck of mine Eight legs on my skin Eight legs on my chin Eight legs in my hair Eight legs everywhere I see something crawling Through a crack in the wall Giant spiders are infesting my hall Trying to fight them off but they’re Already on my back Screaming and crying a spider attack Eight legs on my legs Eight legs on my head They’re crawling in my mouth Now when I am dead
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
The farmer woke up In the middle of the night He thought he heard his animals fight He looked out the window And saw his barn on fire He screamed in panic blinded by the night Violent explosion Burning carnage The wrath of the farmer Echoes in the night The Farmers' wrath The farmer cries as his animals flied Pigs and cows and horses Filled the sky Frightened cats ran for their lives The farmer's work disappeared in the night
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
He comes from a grave in Spain Bringing you pain On the dancefloor Your legs turn to gore The flamencorpse is coming To make you suffer When he stars to dance You have no chance… to survive The dancefloor is slippery Fear and sorrow For all the discokids There’s no tomorrow The flamencorpse is coming To make you suffer When he starts to dance You have no chance A rose in his mouth Twist and shout Hasta la vista Disco anti-christa A broken discoball In your face The flamencorpse will End your days A huge amount of San Miguel He brings back to his Grave of hell
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025
I went to the swimming hall To get some exercise I swimmed a couple of lengths Then i was brutally surprised A sausage of poop In my mouth Automatically I started to chew Together with some water It went down my throat Immediately i started To laugh and puke Poop in the pool Poop in the mouth Poop in the pool Brown and cool Internal bodily waste Covered the surface Of the pool Parents tried to Fish up their kids But they all fell in To swim in the shits You can't fish 'em up
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
We walk the shore of fire Together hand in hand We're burning with desire Far away from the Promised land I'm in love with the devil And he's in love with me Purgatory passion True immortal love I'm in his arms tonight He fits in me like a glove
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
I’m a fearless cripple, Looking for the kill I am called the brute, Looking for the thrill Bought an ancient sword From an ancient lord Began my human feast, I’m a handicapped beast Wheelchair impaler With wheels And swords of doom Wheelchair impaler Gonna get you entombed Wheelchair impaler Feared on my mighty steed Wheelchair impaler Let’s drink to rolling steel Every fucking day When the clock strikes nine I make them drink My crippled ass like wine Lurking in the dark, I always hunt them down Asses filled with swords, I’m the master of this tow