Alive Autopsy
A warm summer night I was in the mood out to have fun with beer and girls i went to a place barbarian bar 100 bux to get in 100 bux for the cheapest drink i noticed I was alone in the bar No one else around Suddenly a bestial man grabbed my neck And forced me into another room I felt the stench of old man and cum I knew that something was not right There on a throne of genitals and bones Sat a fat queen with a concrete dildo I was raped in the ass til I bled I was their toy in their bed Forced to lick her ant infested cunt I really missed the paradise When she thought I have had enough She was nice so she called me a cab But I didn't have any money left So i had to give the driver head
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
I'm so fucking depressed Cause my life is a little bit messed up Cause yesterday I found a mysterious little shop The owner of the shop was a gorilla from Taiwan I think he was a criminal but I didn't care He had a lot of stuff that I wanted to steal But he had one thing that I just had to buy It was an electronic game with a lot of slaughtering People blown away machineguns and knifethrowing In the game bullets rained A man and a woman died with their kids I felt a little strange when they faded away I turned off the game and ran to the phone With the speed of fart I phoned home but no one answered I thought they weren't home but they were dead I felt guilt cause I killed my family with my game The shop is closed the gorilla is gone I am accused for murder Electrodeath! I wait the execution I will die by electrocution Nintendo havohej konika I'm sorry
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
Big blue eyes and hairy wings taking off form someone's ass Flying around your house With his tail in the grass Monster feast on flesh Sex-machine fuck yoru family Nightmare of europemouse He is the skyrat!!! King daffy is the father He lives in a cave in Nepal But he is always on vacation Trying to run but you can't hide So hold your foreskin tight He's the skyrat Rat of the sky he is
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
You go to the church and sit down on the bench You close your eyes and listen to the priest Preacher of lies raping your mind Thousands of bibles fill your house All your stupid shit about all this stupid shit For me there's only one way to say it Satan is boss I kick on the cross Slaughtered Christians in my garden Lambsteak on my plate An inverted cross on my head A pentagram tattooed on my face Jesus and god think you are funny When you bitch give them your money Evil shall rise dark and nice Satan is boss and I kick on the cross Kick! Kick! Kick on the cross!
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025
When I took a shit today I felt something weird I pushed as hell but nothing came out There was something in my ass that wouldn't go away I tried to pull it but it seemed like it would stay Blood on my hands and the shit was pushing on Suddenly my excrements came out of my mouth victim of anal abscess I cannot shit I cannot sit ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANOTHER ANAL MISERY I'm not an assbetrayer but I've lost my wife I hate my life and I'm bleed from the hole I'm no longer a lawyer cause I cannot sit I can't ride my horse and whores can't ride me This is a nightmare kaboom I've got Here's I'm standing naked with a balloon from my ass My ass give me Hell with blood pain and shame My name is Konkelberry Finn And I will blow my ass away
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
Walking an endless corridor Suddenly a door smashes my face I fell to the door unconscious People thought that I was DEAD! I opened my eyes and felt the stench of death I was laying on the table naked and cold A man with a knife dressed in a coat Cut my stomach open so my gore fell out Alive autopsy! They thought I was dead When they opened my head Alive autopsy! Mutilating surgery painful misery Bloodtaste in my toothless mouth No arms no legs only one eye left Too late to say that I'm alive So the autopsy went on At the funeral I was still alive The casket was a matchbox And I was raped in the eye by worms
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
Captain Captivus is sitting on his jellythrone Surrounded by gore blood Is dripping on the fleshless bones Insane Jesuskids are crucified on a burning rat The captain is the Lord for him they lift their hat He feed his world With chocolatemilk and childrens head People are blind They put my fingers in their ears Captivus revolution watch the world in devils bed Let the final fart explode This is the age of bullchrist The rats of humanity believe he is Satan's son Your mom is scared your cat is dead Just because his dick is green Headless children are floating in the blood filled massgrave The milk is red And the bread you buy is your grandma's butt Your toilet and your bathtub is filled with cunts You cannot stop this gory madness As bullchrist sings his peppermint blues (J.O.) The number of death continues This is the age of bullchrist This is the age of bullchrist On the wave of your blood he surf
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
Peeling the skin of the vomit Shrimps are screaming for air Infested by headless mice Naked we're running amok Puking in the fur on the dogs of war REPULSIVE REGURGITATION Dancing and barking Two fingers down the throat REPULSIVE REGURGITATION Crawling morons are eating from their feet the morning paper is blank As the night falls our dicks are standing tall Mustard up your ass run til you fall
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
In a world where no women live Where men are in love with each other Buffalo Ben grew up up with cock in the ass And flowers in the bed Happy holiday whore hacking horses hallelujah Ben left the gayland with bags filled with snow His friends waved goodbye and screamed: assbetrayer! He swimmed across oceans He walked over mountains His feet were rotting he slept in the trees And he ate the leaves Distortion! His voice got distorted Farts from hell! he farted sourly Aching head! Eternal migraine Where to go! he didn't know He found a lot of nuclear weapons on the way He called himself a hunter the nuclear gay Everywhere he walked bombs explode Pissed off and armed ready to kill In another world under the ground Where the sun has never been seen only the moon A demon arise with fires form Hell With his first in the air he left his satanic womb It's the gay and the demon When Ben slept one night he dreamt about evil When he woked up the demon was staring at him The demon took his hand and they became friends After a lot of gaydrinks and demonic beer they got an idea
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
I took my fullpacked bags and ran to the bitchy beach There I stole a motorboat and headed for the horizon The sun burned my skin and I was out of fuel In the middle of the ocean I tried to handle my panic I can say it was pretty hard As I was attacked by sharks They are my food they ate my clothes They are my bags And the fucking sharks ate my boat I threw myself into the chaotic sea Immediately the sharks were chasing me But my stomach was filled with gas from beyond A bombastic fart rescued my From a sure fucking death I landed on an island where no one has been before There i met a baboon who became my loveslave It built me a house and a resturaunt Where I had to eat But the food sucked so the baboon had to die I kicked two coconuts into the bleeding monkey ass Then I pissed in its eyes and forced it to jump from a tree Cocobutt eyes of piss it had to jump And it had to land on its head A broken baboon is laying in the sand Now I"m alone on a crazy island I am rotting I can see my bones I guess I'm on my way to a sure fucking death
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
Do you remember a man called He-man? A bodybuilding warrior living in a castle Fighting the lord of evil with his sword of steel On his Battlecat he made Skeletor kneel Do you know what He-man is doing now? He-man is She-man the dick is forever gone Tila hanged herself Skeletor laughed himself to death The castle is a transexual hotel Where Battlecat is a slut THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE He lost his muscles and his dick THE LOSER OF THE UNIVERSE His tiny ass we can kick He doesn't wear those leather pants And his boots are pink and purple Now he wears a latex skirt his soul is filled with booze and dirt In the castle he makes pornomovies Animal sex with snakes wearing spikes The man was my hero but now he's a zero But I think he's sweet in his high heels This morning Zorro woke me up He cut his sign all over me My dick was hard and Zorro sucked it And I came on his beautiful mask
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
Suddenly it stood in front of me and I was paralyzed I couldn't scream I couldn't believe my eyes The nightmare has finally come true The birdgorilla is coming for you COMING FOR YOU!!!! Blasphemy! Identity unknown! It will put his wings around you And make you his own Brutality! He'll make you fucking burn! You drive your car but it will explode When you turn TURN! When it appears the curch turns to dust This mongolized monkey no one can trust It spread its wings and show you his bra You know he is back through you have no brain The creature of evil and murder It is back for good All tivolis on Earth destroyed You'll be fucked after death Save your prayers! You need help forget about breakfast Bloodbath rising! You will swim in your family's gore Birdgorilla! It's the return of a funeral fuck It bring us evil!
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
Men of lies with mongo eyes Born isnane have no brain Crazy boys making noise Molest old women with knife and fork Mongolized with mongo eyes Reek of ass all the time Mongolized and satanized Obey the murdered gore Op-kids in diguise Evil minds circus life Raising hell withoutside smell All in the name of the sour S We are mongolized we deserve to die We need the help that we can't get We got a neverending sickness
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
Ken is dead Barbie masturbation
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025
I take all my money and I go to the bar i don't want to get drunk but I always go too far Time is out I start to shout Kicked out on the street but I don't land on my feet The last bus has left long ago I'm laying on the ground The rain is pouring down I'm freezing as hell I have a broken head Wrooom wrooom wrooom, where's my motorbed? Where is my motorbed???? With the sound of the wind it comes flying for me To rescue me from my drunken misery A nice warm bed with satin sheets I'm fed with tropical fruits By bikini babes who warm my feet I'm taking off leaving the losers behind It finds the way home by itself So I can just lay back and relax I love my motorbed In my motorbed I am the king You are rotting on the pavement
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
From the first moment I saw you From the first moment I touched you You've made me sick everytime I think of you I get a volcano inside my stomach I will always hate you you stinky ugly monkey Get out of my sight or I'll pull your fucking eyes out I will always hate you you're a fucking asshole get out of my town or I'll beat you fucking down I know you love me and I know that I hate you I wanna hit you with my car Or maybe impale you on a cactus yeah!!!! On our first date I puked once On our second date I puked twice On our third date I puked three times And I don't wanna date you again ever! I will always hate you you lying expensive whore Getting out of my life as I cut you with my knife
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
You were cooking so you couldn't feel The stench of burning But in your living room your couch was on fire When the flames came into your kitchen You jumped through the window And the glass cut your skin With blood in your face your an on the street You looked like a maniac so you people got scared No one could help you because everyone escaped And the fire from your house was still after you Try to run away form the fire today It will put you in a grave someday anyway Hey baberiba he baberiba Try to hide at the gas station Running and running the fire was running fast Your family was caught and the funeral was burnt The tears from the priest couldn't stop the fire He ran to the church but it burned down too Now you're standing naked with a burning face Just because I threw a joint on your couch You'll never find out that it was I who destroyed your life Cause now you are dead and I'm a police Murderfire murderfire murderfire murderfire I took a smoke and you were burned to death Murderfire murderfire murderfire murderfire MURDERFIRE MURDERFIRE
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
A bunch of kids were slaughtered by the lake Bodyparts spread far and wide Their heads were hanging in the trees And underwear covered the surface of the lake Summernight killer a psycho in the dark Teenage mutilator from him you can't escape Summer night killer teenage mutilator Next time is your time To get your head chopped off You go to the lake to take a swim But you'll do it without a head Summernight killer a psycho in the dark Teenage mutilator from him you can't escape Summer night killer teenage mutilator If you are young and full of happiness You are the one he will kill with happiness Brutal massacre a lot of gore was spilled Killer laughed loud when teenagers were killed
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
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Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 18, 2026
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Today I went for a walk I can't believe what I saw I thought I was sick in the head But you are sicker than me A man masturbating with a stick A mother giver head to her son A dog with a machinegun in its ass I saw a self-mutilating cop in the grass Is this a sick world? Or is this meant to be? I really hope so Cause I am horny, I saw A priest shitting on his crucifix A viking giving birth to a wolf A whore selling fish from her cunt I'm so glad I"m not blind A rabbit beating up a little kid A schoolbus driving around on a man's head A corpse upon a roof fixing a house A girl giving cunnilingus to a mouse
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025