The Four Drunkards Of The Alkökalypse
Kneel Before The Four Drunkards Of The Alkökalypse!
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026
The final day of mankind is near In the end they will all drown in beer Open gates in a land from below 4 Drunkards are starting the apocalyptic flow The 4 Drunkards of the Alcopalypse Comin to you on judgement day Drunkards - ALCOPALYPSE You will die if you don't obey! The ground bursts - beer floods Alcopalypse is here! Straight from hell the drunkards take their price Humanity in panic! People die in pain! The giant wave of beer is coming over you!
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026
2 or 3 hits between your eyes You're in the dirt, your girlfriend cries You wanna know what's next to do? I'll rip your ass, man that's the clue! Punch in your face! I will disgrace! Breakin' your jaw! Stomp to the ground Why do you have to look so bad Black coloured hair, you're oh so sad But I'm living my own rules No pussy attitude, I'll crush the fools!
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026
The party is over, i get in my car The dudes fall on the back seat row Drunk as hell, they arent behaving that well Should it drive? "Fuck It, let's go!" Drunken Driver Onslaught! Get out of our way! Is it red or green? I don't really care! 'Cause to me it's all the same Drivin' on the sidewalk, killing everything on the way The Drunkards are going insane Finally we got home, i take a look at my car The bumper is covered in gore Inside the car I smell the stench of relief There is puke all over the floor
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026
Once the show is done We are drunk enough to rage Like the forces of brewtality Unlished From sobriety's cage I can't get enough - need to get out! I fall on the ground! I puke out my guts - facing the dirt! The Stench Of Relief Ears fucked from distortion Bottles flying, breakin' jaws Sobriety is smashed! I can feel it in my maw
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026
I've got a cock so believe me I'm a man And I am a die-hard thrash metal fan Don't fuck with me or I will fuck you up And if you are fucked up I'll cut your fuckin' stub Die-Hard Menfolk! Don't cross my way or I will cause you pain But for me it's a pleasure, you won't die in vain! FUCK OFF! You've got a girlfriend but you're not able to score that's because you've got no prick to stuff this whore
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026
Don't try to be something that you're not Don't call yourself a metalhead 'cause Trendfuckers suck! Metalcore, Emocore, or whatever you play Gay screams, trendy hair Please, don't get in my way! CxOxBx, In Flames and the rest of the crew Do you thing that you're heavy? Do you know what you do? Painting fingernails before getting on the stage?! This isn't the meaning of metal, fags Is it to late? Crossover Germany! Send them all to hell! We are living what we play We are no trendwhores, We are going our way! This is no trend! No MTV produced Show! Die-hard Thrashers are back Posers, You gotta go! Crossover Germany! Thrash is fuckin' back! We will thrash the posers down! We will mosh the lamest crowd! We will bring the insanity back! We will bring the old school back!
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026
They call me the Chainsaw reaper cause every night I shred And when I find you dancing You are better off dead I grab these pussies by their shorthair And throw them in the mud I force them to eat my chainsaw So they choke on their blood Chainsaw Reaper! I enter the local danceclub The chainsaw in my hand I rush towards the Dancefloor To seal their bloody end
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026
Now, you did it once, you won't do it again I guess you didn't know, but I'm about to slam We are the kings, why don't you realize? But now it's to late, I won't tell you twice We are the fuckin' Kings! I'm gonna knock you out, I'm gonna smash your spine YOu're down on the floor, now your life is mine You stupid motherfucker chose the wrong way If you try to be against us, listen to what i say
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026
We love to devour tons of meat Cheap greasy food is what we eat Sweating oil from every pore Carrying out the junk food law We may get sick We may be fed up But German Junk Food Legions Will never stop Frie by frie passes my throat The waitress gets me another load She's got a cheeseburger's grace I want to cum on her face! German Junk Food Legions!
Submitted by MetalElf — Jul 05, 2026