I’m the Man
Oh-oh! Not, not Yeah! Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit And we don't care for writing hits The sound you hear is what we like And I'll steal your Pop Tarts like I stole your socks! Yo, man, what's the matter with you? (Not!) I'll get it the next time, I mean it... Charlie, beat the beats the beats you beat The only thing hard is the smell of my feet (P-U!) So listen up 'cause you might get dissed Go drain your lizard or take a (Chair!) (Damn, come on, y'all live the street) Man, watch the beat! I'm on your case, I'm in your face I'll kick you and your father back in place Step off, sucker, understand Don't you know that I'm the man? I'm the man, I'm so bad I should be in detention Shu-shu-shut up We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams If you think we got egos, well, we're just hams Scott plays stickball and likes to skate Frank is never on time he's always (Sleeping!) "Late!" (Oh man) They drink the drinks, the drinks they drank I put my money in the bank They cut their crack, they offer us joints We don't do drugs, do you get our (Meaning!) "Point!" (Not!) It's "Point!" (Not!) Watch the beat! I'm on your case, I'm in your face I'll kick you and your father back in place Step off, sucker, understand Don't you know that I'm the man? I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! Shut up! For a heavy metal band rap's a different way We like to be different and not cliche They say rap and metal can never mix Well all of them can suck our... Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area! No man, it's "dick!" --Oh-oh! Master Danny farted the farts, the farts he farted I pick my nose but I'm not retarded Like El Duce says "smell my anal vapor" And wipe my butt with your (Face!) "Toilet paper!" Yo, watch the beat! (Yeah!) I'm on your case, I'm in your face I'll kick you and your father back in place Step up, sucker, understand Don't you know that I'm the man? I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! Shut up! So, as this rap is winding down It's plain to see we wear the crown You know Anthrax is number one But we don't care, we just wanna have (A festival!) "Fun", you stupid idiot! (I need more sound) Joey mailed the mail the mail he mails We are the kings and all shall hail We're like a diamond that is forever And we'll remain the hardest ever (Shut up!) I'm so bad, it's a crime Head check Oh-oh! (Oh, and there it is again) Not (Not! Not! Not! Not! Not!)
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Mar 26, 2026
Oh-oh! Not, not Yeah! Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit And we don't care for writing hits The sound you hear is what we like And I'll steal your Pop Tarts like I stole your socks! Yo, man, what's the matter with you? (Not!) I'll get it the next time, I mean it... Charlie, beat the beats the beats you beat The only thing hard is the smell of my feet (P-U!) So listen up 'cause you might get dissed Go drain your lizard or take a (Chair!) (Damn, come on, y'all live the street) Man, watch the beat! I'm on your case, I'm in your face I'll kick you and your father back in place Step off, sucker, understand Don't you know that I'm the man? I'm the man, I'm so bad I should be in detention Shu-shu-shut up We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams If you think we got egos, well, we're just hams Scott plays stickball and likes to skate Frank is never on time he's always (Sleeping!) "Late!" (Oh man) They drink the drinks, the drinks they drank I put my money in the bank They cut their crack, they offer us joints We don't do drugs, do you get our (Meaning!) "Point!" (Not!) It's "Point!" (Not!) Watch the beat! I'm on your case, I'm in your face I'll kick you and your father back in place Step off, sucker, understand Don't you know that I'm the man? I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! Shut up! For a heavy metal band rap's a different way We like to be different and not cliche They say rap and metal can never mix Well all of them can suck our... Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area! No man, it's "dick!" --Oh-oh! Master Danny farted the farts, the farts he farted I pick my nose but I'm not retarded Like El Duce says "smell my anal vapor" And wipe my butt with your (Face!) "Toilet paper!" Yo, watch the beat! (Yeah!) I'm on your case, I'm in your face I'll kick you and your father back in place Step up, sucker, understand Don't you know that I'm the man? I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! Shut up! So, as this rap is winding down It's plain to see we wear the crown You know Anthrax is number one But we don't care, we just wanna have (A festival!) "Fun", you stupid idiot! (I need more sound) Joey mailed the mail the mail he mails We are the kings and all shall hail We're like a diamond that is forever And we'll remain the hardest ever (Shut up!) I'm so bad, it's a crime Head check Oh-oh! (Oh, and there it is again) Not (Not! Not! Not! Not! Not!)
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Mar 26, 2026
"Why don't you listen when I try to talk to you? Stop thinking of yourself for just a second, fool Shut up, shut up, I don't wanna hear your mouth Your mother made a monster, now get the hell out of my house" Can't stand it for another day (I ain't gonna live my life this way) Cold sweat, my fists are clenching, stomp, stomp, stomp the idiot convention Which one of these words don't you understand? Oh, caught in a mosh Talking to you is like clapping with one hand! What is it? Caught in a mosh! What is it? Caught in a mosh! What is it? Caught in a mosh! What is it? Caught in a mosh! "Don't tell me how to do my job There's the door, your name's on the knob You're always in the way like a beast on my back Were you dropped as a baby? 'Cause brain you lack" Can't stand it for another day (I ain't gonna live my life this way) Cold sweat, my fists are clenching, stomp, stomp, stomp the idiot convention Which one of these words don't you understand? Oh, caught in a mosh Talking to you is like clapping with one hand! What is it? Caught in a mosh! What is it? Caught in a mosh! What is it? Caught in a mosh! What is it? Caught in a mosh! (Aw!) "Think before you speak Or suffer for your words Learn to give respect that others give to you Oh, the best you can do" Hey, man! I'm trying to reason, but you don't understand Talking in circles, we'll never get it straight Just you and me in our theater of hate Can't stand it for another day (I ain't gonna live my life this way) Cold sweat, my fists are clenching, stomp, stomp, stomp the idiot convention Which one of these words don't you understand? Oh, caught in a mosh Talking to you is like clapping with one hand! What is it? Caught in a mosh! What is it? Caught in a mosh! What is it? Caught in a mosh! What is it? Caught in a mosh!
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Mar 26, 2026
Fifteen years in the academy He was like no cadet they'd ever seen A man so hard, his veins bleed ice When he speaks, he never says it twice They call him Judge, his last name is Dredd So break the law and you'll wind up dead Truth and justice are what he's fighting for Judge Dredd the man, he is the law Drokk it! With his gun and bike he rules the streets Every perp he meets will taste defeat Not even Death will overcome his might Dredd and Anderson, they won the fight When the Sov's started the Apocalypse war Mega-City was bombed to the floor Dredd resisted and the judges fought back Crushed the Sov's with their counter-attack Drokk it! Respect the badge, he earned it with his blood Fear the gun, your sentence may be death Because... I am the law You won't fuck around no more (I am the law) I judge the rich, I judge the poor (I am the law) Commit a crime, I'll lock the door (I am the law) Because in Mega-City, I am the law In the Cursed Earth where mutants dwell There is no law, just a living Hell Anarchy and chaos, as the blood runs red This would change if were up to Dredd The Book of Law is the Bible to him Any crime committed is a sin He keeps peace with his law-giver Judge, jury, and executioner Respect the badge, he earned it with his blood Fear the gun, your sentence may be death Because... I am the law You won't fuck around no more (I am the law) I judge the rich, I judge the poor (I am the law) Commit a crime I'll lock the door (I am the law) Because in Mega-City, I am the law Crime, the ultimate sin Your Iso-Cube is waiting when he brings you in Law, it's what he stands for Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war Oh! Crime, the ultimate sin Your Iso-Cube is waiting when he brings you in Law, it's what he stands for Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war (Hahahaha!) Respect the badge, he earned it with his blood Fear the gun, your sentence may be death Because... I am the law You won't fuck around no more (I am the law) I judge the rich, I judge the poor (I am the law) Commit a crime I'll lock the door (I am the law) Because in Mega-City, I am the law I am the law No fuck around no more (I am the law) I judge the rich, I judge the poor (I am the law) Commit a crime I'll lock the door (I am the law) Because in Mega-City... I... am... the... law!
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Mar 26, 2026