Laser‐Shooting Dinosaur
Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh A monster from the ancient times Devеloped in Tokyo A bastard of beast and war-machine Nеutralizing every foe Equipped with vorpal blaster gun Making dragons fall from skies Striking the evils in the dark With his night scope zoom device DINO... DINO... DINO... DINO... Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh Made of metal from the moon Assembled by Samurai His battery gets charged by thunderstorm With most advanced AI Devouring trolls and unicorns From his maw there comes a flame Burning away our enemies And therefore, we proclaim DINO... DINO... DINO... DINO... Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Sixcalibur Sixcalibur Feared by ghoul and goblin The power of the sword Conquered hell and abyss Defeated evil lord A thousand centuries ago Arch demon Seebulon Had been banned For eternal times to come By the blade forged to prevail All hail! Sixcalibur The astral fire burns in my veins again Sixcalibur Unite me with the flame Sixcalibur Empowered by the key to eternity Sixcalibur You and me were meant to be Sixcalibur Darkness starts to tremble Like lightning hits the foes With each slaughtered enemy Its magic power grows Every stroke kills many trolls Some seven at one blow Stronger force than anything we know Mighty blade will never fail All hail! Sixcalibur The astral fire burns in my veins again Sixcalibur Unite me with the flame Sixcalibur Empowered by the key to eternity Sixcalibur You and me were meant to be Sixcalibur Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Sixcalibur The astral fire burns in my veins again Sixcalibur Unite me with the flame Sixcalibur Empowered by the key to eternity Sixcalibur You and me were meant to be Sixcalibur
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Downloading upgrade … I have drowned in the fires But haven't lost my soul Fallen hero, a legend now I’m reborn Glory left my hammer But now I wield the sword Of primal power, created once by the Gods My body was dead, I couldn't have been deader But I came right back – one better! Woooooah, oooooh! And my light will shine forever It all has come together Woooooah, oooooh! I'm the Master of the Universe Woooooah, oooooh! And my green has turned to gold New forces will unfold Woooooah, oooooh! Hail the Master of the Universe Evil ruled in the future But now I'll change the past Darkest darkness, your end is nearing at last I will save all the people Of every galaxy Mighty hero, back in real reality I got stabbed through my old armour made of leather But guess who's back – one better! Woooooah, oooooh! And my light will shine forever It all has come together Woooooah, oooooh! I'm the Master of the Universe Woooooah, oooooh! And my green has turned to gold New forces will unfold Woooooah, oooooh! Hail the Master of the Universe Woooooah, oooooh! And my light will shine forever It all has come together Woooooah, oooooh! I'm the Master of the Universe Woooooah, oooooh! And my green has turned to gold New features will unfold Woooooah, oooooh! Hail the Master of the Universe Of the universe! Upgrade complete!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026