Angus McSix and the Sword of Power
Hailing from the highlands far into the west Fearless warrior maids, trained to be the best of the best Led by Thalestris, queen of amazons, shooting mighty evil with her laser guns Now arming for war Ready to soar high up on eagles, joining the brave force of light to fight once more! Riding over the Rainbow Higher than the furthest star A blazing fire in the darkest night Amazons of Caledonia A battle-hardened myriad has heard the call There is no surrender, it is to prevail or fall Arrows with nukes and globin target search, faster than the wind they fly, let's start the purge Daughter of might Rise and united Fury is fuelled and courage shining bright like the sun, combat is on tonight! Riding over the Rainbow Higher than the furthest star A blazing fire in the darkest night Amazons of Caledonia (Look up to the sky There you see them) Riding over the Rainbow Higher than the furthest star A blazing fire in the darkest night Amazons of Caledonia Riding over the Rainbow Higher than the furthest star A blazing fire in the darkest night Amazons of Caledonia
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Faster than the fiery winds of the underworld we ride Descending deeper down towards hell's core The ghouls and nightmares lurking here, all creatures I made die Flee from us, afraid to die once more Let's gow down! Ride on! Ride on! Star key, lead me back to life! Ride on! Ride on! Make my questing now revive! I'm gonna ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlit sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my Ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlight sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my ride Willed to facing evil king I'm entering the gates But only demon skull awaiting me The dark lord struck by mighty sword, with hilt removed thenceforth Reconnect now blade and astral key Pull it out! Ride on! Ride on! Ancient weapon glows again Ride on! Ride on! Now the darkness will be slain I'm gonna ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlit sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my Ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlight sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my ride Ride with me beyond the sun Back to where all time begun Claim the sword, unlock upgrade Win the power of the blade Epic battles will be fight! With magic steel and laser light Save the kingdom on the other side I'm gonna ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlit sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my Ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlight sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my ride
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
I have arrived before the ivory gate Behind it lies the secret of my fate Colossal double statue lines the path Berserkers filled with wrath Yeah, yeah, yeah ×2 As I pass the guards break out of stone I wield my sword to smite one clone Survivor leading me to holy ground Where truth shall be found Yeah, yeah, yeah ×2 Lords arcane They proclaim We hail Angus! Angus! We hail Angus! Angus! We hail Angus! Born from first cosmic sparks (Angus!) Rode to hell, fought on Mars (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh (Angus!) You returned to past (Angus!) Always lived in our hearts (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh Oooh, oooh! Oooh, oooh! Galactical chants brought back memory Unveilling my ultimate destiny All future passed was just a test For the coming quest Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Berserker guard raging towards me "Skaw! swears infinite loyalty!" Thunderstruck he has come to reveal: "Seebulon broke the seal!" Yeah, yeah, yeah ×2 Five in a ring They all sing We hail Angus! Angus! We hail Angus! Angus! We hail Angus! Born from first cosmic sparks (Angus!) Rode to hell, fought on Mars (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh (Angus!) You returned to past (Angus!) Always lived in our hearts (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh The one that was banished to the hell of hell is now free since you lifted the spell. The cycle of time has restarted again, and time that has passed ever since has passed in vain, as all the Good will vanish, only Evil will remain. But behold! Hope is back in black and gold, and we will not retreat as now the circle of the Starlords is complete. We hail Angus! Born from first cosmic sparks (Angus!) Rode to hell, fought on Mars (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh (Angus!) You returned to past (Angus!) Always lived in our hearts (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh Of the Sixtus Stellar System
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
(<em>Instrumental</em>)
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
I have died to save the galaxy In the realm of Martyrs now the people of the world calling for me Death conquered, through fire I have gone But visions of a future past burned in me and will burn forever on That's why I will return, because I am Eternal Warrior, with a heart as pure as steel Eternal Warrior, fight for all that's real Eternal Warrior, claim forever victory Eternal Warrior, in me! And I ride to the end of these vast lands Across a mighty canyon a hunchbacked manikin waving his hands He's shouting to search for astral key To open up a portal deep in hell to alter space and history Let justice be my guide I am starting on my way With glory I'm allied because I am Eternal Warrior, with a heart as pure as steel Eternal Warrior, fight for all that's real Eternal Warrior, claim forever victory Eternal Warrior, in me! Soon now I will return, beacause I am Eternal Warrior, with a heart as pure as steel Eternal Warrior, fight for all that's real Eternal Warrior, claim forever victory Eternal Warrior, in me!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Riding through fields, over infinite plains Towards horizon afar Determined to find what has never been found A fragment of a star A gleam in the night on a mountain ahead Reflecting the moon in the sky The wind now is whispering that I shall return On my way up high But no force can stop me now! Carry on, never rest On this glorious quest Let the fire in me burn, forever! Over mountain and sea I'm searching of the Key to Eternity I will fight, I will win I will never give in With the spirit of valour, forever! Feel the power in me When I hold the Key to Eternity There lies the star key, enshrouded in light Waiting to change space and time Framed by celestial gold made of steel Forged by will divine Guarded by angel in highest command Atop of a Pegasus proud Shouting at me with a thunderous voice From hills resounding loud But no force can stop me now! Carry on, never rest On this glorious quest Let the fire in me burn, forever! Over mountain and sea I'm searching of the Key to Eternity I will fight, I will win I will never give in With the spirit of valour, forever! Feel the power in me When I hold the Key to Eternity Trick the guard, quick! Mount his horse with wings as white as snow Jump off the cliff And sail away to lands far below As unfathomable as the depths of the canyon before him were, so unfathomable was his adventure ahead while our valiant Hero was gilding beneath the infinite skies into the unknown. And when he crossed the canyon on his Pegasus, the first light of dawn couldn't lift the dark burden closing in on him as he suddenly became aware that he could return to the Realm of Martyrs nevermore. But no force can stop me now! Carry on, never rest On this glorious quest Let the fire in me burn, forever! Over mountain and sea I'm searching of the Key to Eternity I will fight, I will win I will never give in With the spirit of valour, forever! Feel the power in me When I hold the Key to Eternity
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
The portal has brought me To caves beneath what will be A mighty proud city far away from now A dwarven diviner Has dreamt of death and fire A fate dark and dire, but hope has returned Now with the sword I have the power To fight the future's destiny And now I have arrived In a Past Reality I thought this was my final hour But I am alive and I am free To rewrite history In a Past Reality I see from a distance A young lass in resistance Defending existence threatened by troll horde I see from a distance A young lass in resistance Defending existence threatened by troll horde My blade glows most mightful When slaying goblin and troll To break chains of evil, prisoner set free With mega-mighty magic of the sword I will transform Frightened, desperate beggar-girl to laser amazon Now with the sword I have the power To fight the future's destiny And now I have arrived In a Past Reality I thought this was my final hour But I am alive and I am free To rewrite history In a Past Reality Suddenly, a fierce, interdemensional rumble sounded from afar, and the earth trembled. The sky above the primordial dwarven caverns turned as red as blood as Angus realized with horror that the maw of hell had opened and an endless swarm of giant fireflies arose from the abyss Now with the sword I have the power To fight the future's destiny And now I have arrived In a Past Reality I thought this was my final hour But I am alive and I am free To rewrite history In a Past Reality
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 With eyes of burning hell flames They are heralds of the end Their stings bring death and great pains There is no way to defend Whirring from the abyss With radioactive horns And giant equine bodies Like undead unicorns But they are Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 Doom, doom, doom, doom ... The holy dwarven empire Succumbs to tragic fate From mutant insect hellfire No dwarf can escape They are Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 When Angus finally reached the caverns, the dwarven diviner was in the last breaths. He looked up and gasped, "Go to Stenness, there you will learn the secret of your destiny. It is our only hope of evil breaks the seal. Therefore, take what the dwarven Samurai cavemen of Japan have provided; ride fast on our laser dinonsaur of steel!" Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
I was riding on my dinonsaur From the islands lying in the north In the dark tried a hiding goblin horde To steal my sword, don't touch my sword! I thought I heard a princess call my name It turned out it were goblins all the same Trying to play their shady goblin game They died in pain, but not in vain Meeting tragic fate to level-up my blade Just a Fool (×3) Oh, just a Fool Just a Fool Will Play Tricks on Angus McSix On the way to a place I'd never been Near the burgh of ancient Aberdeen I was waked by a creature never seen It stole my dream, don't break my dream! Seven heads and the body from a snake Legend speaks of scales that never break But my sword was more than they could take I got to make a juicy steak Serving as a meal for my dinosaur of steel Just a Fool (×3) Oh, just a Fool Just a Fool Will Play Tricks on Angus McSix In deepest night Against dark powers Fight will be fight! For the future of the past Just a Fool (×3) Oh, just a Fool Just a Fool Will Play Tricks on Angus McSix
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Downloading upgrade … I have drowned in the fires But haven't lost my soul Fallen hero, a legend now I’m reborn Glory left my hammer But now I wield the sword Of primal power, created once by the Gods My body was dead, I couldn't have been deader But I came right back – one better! Woooooah, oooooh! And my light will shine forever It all has come together Woooooah, oooooh! I'm the Master of the Universe Woooooah, oooooh! And my green has turned to gold New forces will unfold Woooooah, oooooh! Hail the Master of the Universe Evil ruled in the future But now I'll change the past Darkest darkness, your end is nearing at last I will save all the people Of every galaxy Mighty hero, back in real reality I got stabbed through my old armour made of leather But guess who's back – one better! Woooooah, oooooh! And my light will shine forever It all has come together Woooooah, oooooh! I'm the Master of the Universe Woooooah, oooooh! And my green has turned to gold New forces will unfold Woooooah, oooooh! Hail the Master of the Universe Woooooah, oooooh! And my light will shine forever It all has come together Woooooah, oooooh! I'm the Master of the Universe Woooooah, oooooh! And my green has turned to gold New features will unfold Woooooah, oooooh! Hail the Master of the Universe Of the universe! Upgrade complete!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Sixcalibur Sixcalibur Feared by ghoul and goblin The power of the sword Conquered hell and abyss Defeated evil lord A thousand centuries ago Arch demon Seebulon Had been banned For eternal times to come By the blade forged to prevail All hail! Sixcalibur The astral fire burns in my veins again Sixcalibur Unite me with the flame Sixcalibur Empowered by the key to eternity Sixcalibur You and me were meant to be Sixcalibur Darkness starts to tremble Like lightning hits the foes With each slaughtered enemy Its magic power grows Every stroke kills many trolls Some seven at one blow Stronger force than anything we know Mighty blade will never fail All hail! Sixcalibur The astral fire burns in my veins again Sixcalibur Unite me with the flame Sixcalibur Empowered by the key to eternity Sixcalibur You and me were meant to be Sixcalibur Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Hail, hail, hail, all hail! Sixcalibur The astral fire burns in my veins again Sixcalibur Unite me with the flame Sixcalibur Empowered by the key to eternity Sixcalibur You and me were meant to be Sixcalibur
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh A monster from the ancient times Devеloped in Tokyo A bastard of beast and war-machine Nеutralizing every foe Equipped with vorpal blaster gun Making dragons fall from skies Striking the evils in the dark With his night scope zoom device DINO... DINO... DINO... DINO... Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh Made of metal from the moon Assembled by Samurai His battery gets charged by thunderstorm With most advanced AI Devouring trolls and unicorns From his maw there comes a flame Burning away our enemies And therefore, we proclaim DINO... DINO... DINO... DINO... Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar? Woah-oh, woah-oh Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Hailing from the highlands far into the west Fearless warrior maids, trained to be the best of the best Led by Thalestris, queen of amazons, shooting mighty evil with her laser guns Now arming for war Ready to soar high up on eagles, joining the brave force of light to fight once more! Riding over the Rainbow Higher than the furthest star A blazing fire in the darkest night Amazons of Caledonia A battle-hardened myriad has heard the call There is no surrender, it is to prevail or fall Arrows with nukes and globin target search, faster than the wind they fly, let's start the purge Daughter of might Rise and united Fury is fuelled and courage shining bright like the sun, combat is on tonight! Riding over the Rainbow Higher than the furthest star A blazing fire in the darkest night Amazons of Caledonia (Look up to the sky There you see them) Riding over the Rainbow Higher than the furthest star A blazing fire in the darkest night Amazons of Caledonia Riding over the Rainbow Higher than the furthest star A blazing fire in the darkest night Amazons of Caledonia
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Faster than the fiery winds of the underworld we ride Descending deeper down towards hell's core The ghouls and nightmares lurking here, all creatures I made die Flee from us, afraid to die once more Let's gow down! Ride on! Ride on! Star key, lead me back to life! Ride on! Ride on! Make my questing now revive! I'm gonna ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlit sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my Ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlight sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my ride Willed to facing evil king I'm entering the gates But only demon skull awaiting me The dark lord struck by mighty sword, with hilt removed thenceforth Reconnect now blade and astral key Pull it out! Ride on! Ride on! Ancient weapon glows again Ride on! Ride on! Now the darkness will be slain I'm gonna ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlit sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my Ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlight sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my ride Ride with me beyond the sun Back to where all time begun Claim the sword, unlock upgrade Win the power of the blade Epic battles will be fight! With magic steel and laser light Save the kingdom on the other side I'm gonna ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlit sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my Ride, ride, ride I'm gonna ride through the bright bloodred moonlight sky I'm gonna ride to hell To fight and break the spell Of death, come join me on my ride
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
I have arrived before the ivory gate Behind it lies the secret of my fate Colossal double statue lines the path Berserkers filled with wrath Yeah, yeah, yeah ×2 As I pass the guards break out of stone I wield my sword to smite one clone Survivor leading me to holy ground Where truth shall be found Yeah, yeah, yeah ×2 Lords arcane They proclaim We hail Angus! Angus! We hail Angus! Angus! We hail Angus! Born from first cosmic sparks (Angus!) Rode to hell, fought on Mars (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh (Angus!) You returned to past (Angus!) Always lived in our hearts (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh Oooh, oooh! Oooh, oooh! Galactical chants brought back memory Unveilling my ultimate destiny All future passed was just a test For the coming quest Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Berserker guard raging towards me "Skaw! swears infinite loyalty!" Thunderstruck he has come to reveal: "Seebulon broke the seal!" Yeah, yeah, yeah ×2 Five in a ring They all sing We hail Angus! Angus! We hail Angus! Angus! We hail Angus! Born from first cosmic sparks (Angus!) Rode to hell, fought on Mars (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh (Angus!) You returned to past (Angus!) Always lived in our hearts (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh The one that was banished to the hell of hell is now free since you lifted the spell. The cycle of time has restarted again, and time that has passed ever since has passed in vain, as all the Good will vanish, only Evil will remain. But behold! Hope is back in black and gold, and we will not retreat as now the circle of the Starlords is complete. We hail Angus! Born from first cosmic sparks (Angus!) Rode to hell, fought on Mars (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh (Angus!) You returned to past (Angus!) Always lived in our hearts (Angus!) Ancient Lord from the Stars Oooh, oooh, oooh Of the Sixtus Stellar System
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
(<em>Instrumental</em>)
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
I have died to save the galaxy In the realm of Martyrs now the people of the world calling for me Death conquered, through fire I have gone But visions of a future past burned in me and will burn forever on That's why I will return, because I am Eternal Warrior, with a heart as pure as steel Eternal Warrior, fight for all that's real Eternal Warrior, claim forever victory Eternal Warrior, in me! And I ride to the end of these vast lands Across a mighty canyon a hunchbacked manikin waving his hands He's shouting to search for astral key To open up a portal deep in hell to alter space and history Let justice be my guide I am starting on my way With glory I'm allied because I am Eternal Warrior, with a heart as pure as steel Eternal Warrior, fight for all that's real Eternal Warrior, claim forever victory Eternal Warrior, in me! Soon now I will return, beacause I am Eternal Warrior, with a heart as pure as steel Eternal Warrior, fight for all that's real Eternal Warrior, claim forever victory Eternal Warrior, in me!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Riding through fields, over infinite plains Towards horizon afar Determined to find what has never been found A fragment of a star A gleam in the night on a mountain ahead Reflecting the moon in the sky The wind now is whispering that I shall return On my way up high But no force can stop me now! Carry on, never rest On this glorious quest Let the fire in me burn, forever! Over mountain and sea I'm searching of the Key to Eternity I will fight, I will win I will never give in With the spirit of valour, forever! Feel the power in me When I hold the Key to Eternity There lies the star key, enshrouded in light Waiting to change space and time Framed by celestial gold made of steel Forged by will divine Guarded by angel in highest command Atop of a Pegasus proud Shouting at me with a thunderous voice From hills resounding loud But no force can stop me now! Carry on, never rest On this glorious quest Let the fire in me burn, forever! Over mountain and sea I'm searching of the Key to Eternity I will fight, I will win I will never give in With the spirit of valour, forever! Feel the power in me When I hold the Key to Eternity Trick the guard, quick! Mount his horse with wings as white as snow Jump off the cliff And sail away to lands far below As unfathomable as the depths of the canyon before him were, so unfathomable was his adventure ahead while our valiant Hero was gilding beneath the infinite skies into the unknown. And when he crossed the canyon on his Pegasus, the first light of dawn couldn't lift the dark burden closing in on him as he suddenly became aware that he could return to the Realm of Martyrs nevermore. But no force can stop me now! Carry on, never rest On this glorious quest Let the fire in me burn, forever! Over mountain and sea I'm searching of the Key to Eternity I will fight, I will win I will never give in With the spirit of valour, forever! Feel the power in me When I hold the Key to Eternity
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
The portal has brought me To caves beneath what will be A mighty proud city far away from now A dwarven diviner Has dreamt of death and fire A fate dark and dire, but hope has returned Now with the sword I have the power To fight the future's destiny And now I have arrived In a Past Reality I thought this was my final hour But I am alive and I am free To rewrite history In a Past Reality I see from a distance A young lass in resistance Defending existence threatened by troll horde I see from a distance A young lass in resistance Defending existence threatened by troll horde My blade glows most mightful When slaying goblin and troll To break chains of evil, prisoner set free With mega-mighty magic of the sword I will transform Frightened, desperate beggar-girl to laser amazon Now with the sword I have the power To fight the future's destiny And now I have arrived In a Past Reality I thought this was my final hour But I am alive and I am free To rewrite history In a Past Reality Suddenly, a fierce, interdemensional rumble sounded from afar, and the earth trembled. The sky above the primordial dwarven caverns turned as red as blood as Angus realized with horror that the maw of hell had opened and an endless swarm of giant fireflies arose from the abyss Now with the sword I have the power To fight the future's destiny And now I have arrived In a Past Reality I thought this was my final hour But I am alive and I am free To rewrite history In a Past Reality
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 With eyes of burning hell flames They are heralds of the end Their stings bring death and great pains There is no way to defend Whirring from the abyss With radioactive horns And giant equine bodies Like undead unicorns But they are Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 Doom, doom, doom, doom ... The holy dwarven empire Succumbs to tragic fate From mutant insect hellfire No dwarf can escape They are Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 When Angus finally reached the caverns, the dwarven diviner was in the last breaths. He looked up and gasped, "Go to Stenness, there you will learn the secret of your destiny. It is our only hope of evil breaks the seal. Therefore, take what the dwarven Samurai cavemen of Japan have provided; ride fast on our laser dinonsaur of steel!" Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2 Fireflies of Doom The true ambassadors of gloom Their horns are shining through the darkest night Get ready for the fight! Fireflies, Fireflies Fireflies, Fireflies of Doom ×2
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026
I was riding on my dinonsaur From the islands lying in the north In the dark tried a hiding goblin horde To steal my sword, don't touch my sword! I thought I heard a princess call my name It turned out it were goblins all the same Trying to play their shady goblin game They died in pain, but not in vain Meeting tragic fate to level-up my blade Just a Fool (×3) Oh, just a Fool Just a Fool Will Play Tricks on Angus McSix On the way to a place I'd never been Near the burgh of ancient Aberdeen I was waked by a creature never seen It stole my dream, don't break my dream! Seven heads and the body from a snake Legend speaks of scales that never break But my sword was more than they could take I got to make a juicy steak Serving as a meal for my dinosaur of steel Just a Fool (×3) Oh, just a Fool Just a Fool Will Play Tricks on Angus McSix In deepest night Against dark powers Fight will be fight! For the future of the past Just a Fool (×3) Oh, just a Fool Just a Fool Will Play Tricks on Angus McSix
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Jun 21, 2026