It Just Gets Worse
You shouldn't have been a woman You shouldn't have had a cunt You deserved it 'Cause you're a dumb cunt D-U-M-B, C-U-N-T You deserved it, you deserved it You deserved it, you're a dumb cunt! You deserved it, you deserved it You deserved it, you're a dumb cunt! You should've worn a chastity belt You should've volunteered to fuck him You should've been ugly I hate you because you're a woman D-U-M-B, C-U-N-T You deserved it, you deserved it You deserved it, you're a dumb cunt! You deserved it, you deserved it You deserved it, you're a dumb cunt!
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS YOU TOOK A HIV TEST EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY YOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASH YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHE NOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVEN AT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
I never bothered to find out why you're in jail But, I think it's funny that you are I hope you didn't actually do it And your life got ruined for nothing I don't know why you're in jail And I don't fucking care I hope you get raped every day I'm glad you're stuck in there You were probably in a drunken indian blackout You were drinking Listerine in the desert Your bartender shut you off, so you tried to scalp him Then you tried to shoot an FBI agent I don't know why you're in jail And I don't fucking care I hope you get raped every day I'm glad you're stuck in there
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!) Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!) Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!) Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!) Your wife's so fucking possessive She complains when you're with friends She's always a whining cunt You cave in, 'cause you're a fag Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!) Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!) Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!) Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!) If she doesn’t do the dishes, or get you another beer Then punch her in the face, and throw her down the stairs If you don't beat that cunt, she'll walk all over you Beat her every day, it's lots of fun, too Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
My uncle was best friends with Hitler He had some cool footage of Dachau I was watching America's Funniest Home Videos on dust And sent some footage to that fucking gay show I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos! I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos! I didn't win the $10,000, so I sent internment camp footage I didn't win again, so I sent Birth of a Nation
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
Ska is gay, Reggae is gay You're fucking gay and you're not punk You say you hate corporations, but you were on NBC London’s calling and they're calling you gay Rancid sucks, Rancid sucks, Rancid sucks, and The Clash sucked too If Kenny G had a Mohawk, he wouldn't be punk If Yanni had dumb tattoos, he wouldn't be punk If Garth Brooks pierced his nose, he wouldn't be punk If Liberace sounded like The Clash, he wouldn't be punk You're gay, you suck And The Clash sucked too
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
"This is Jim Howell, pulling up the dipstick on the economy" JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIM WE WERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUT I SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH POETRY TO YOUR LESBIAN LOVER WHO WAS WEARING A SIMILAR 311 SHIRT I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU FIRST WE GAVE HIM A FIFTH OF OLD CROW AND SOME SCOTCH WE TOLD HIM YOU'D PROBABLY BE AT THE RANDOM ROAD MOTHER SHOW WHILE YOU WERE TALKING TO JOE BONNI ABOUT CLOVE CIGARETTES HE SLAPPED YOUR COUSIN AND CALLED YOUR MOTHER A JEW AND THREATENED TO RAPE YOUR CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND, YEAH YEAH YEAH I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL But for now, see y'all next week, bye
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY IT WAS ON THE ORANGE LINE, BUT THE TRACKS WERE RED I PUSHED THAT CUNT IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT HER MOMMY WAS DEAD IT WAS SO CROWDED NO ONE SAW WHO DID IT THEN I SAW YOU CRYING LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY GOOD THING SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL YOU SHE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
There three of us, there six of you We'll still beat the shit out of you Your band sucks, your band is gay You kicked us off the tour, 'cuz we blow you away ENT are scared of us ENT are scared of us You're fucking gay ENT are scared of us First you ripped off Discharge, then Napalm Death You're gay homosexual faggots, plus you're fucking gay We're faster than you, we're heavier than you We're better than you and Dean has a dumb haircut ENT are scared of us ENT are scared of us They're fuckin' a bunch of faggots And you're fucking gay
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
YOU'RE A ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT YOU'RE A ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT I SAW YOU RIDING DOWN THE STREET ON YOUR ROLLERBLADES DRINKING A FRAPPUCCINO, YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING GAY YOU GOT A KORN SHIRT, AND TRIBAL TATTOOS YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT, I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU'RE A ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
You just came from a Bikini Kill concert You felt like a strong independent woman Two guys were having a "rape the ugliest cunt possible" contest You weren't a strong woman anymore I'm glad you got raped You stupid dyke cunt I'm glad you got raped 'Cuz you're a stupid dyke cunt I laughed as I watched him rape you Then I brought him a few beers Every year on the anniversary of your rape I send him a thank you card, you stupid fucking dyke cunt I'm glad you got raped You stupid dyke cunt I'm glad you got raped 'Cuz you're a stupid dyke cunt
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
(Verse 1:) I spent all my money on drugs and couldn't afford to fly I took a Greyhound bus; you and your brat sat next to me It wouldn't shut up, so I lit it on fire For 30 seconds it was louder, then it shut up (Chorus:) I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire (Verse 2:) You came back from the bathroom and smelled something burning You realized it was your baby, and I started to laugh You asked the driver to pullover, but he laughed at you too You yelled at me, so I roasted some marshmallows on your kid (Chorus:) I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire I lit your, I lit your, I lit your stupid baby on fire
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
You fat slob, you flunked Jenny Craig You flunked Weight Watchers, you're 500 pounds You hoard calories like Dig hoards cash Here's the "final solution" for your fat Body by Auschwitz! Body by Auschwitz! You look A big faggot fucking Jew You'll have hair The line the oven Body by Auschwitz! Body by Auschwitz!
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
YOUR DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING ITS BROKEN LEG YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU AND THEN I RAN IT OVER YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
You came to this country for a better life You spent weeks hiding in a leaky boat You work eighteen hours a day, seven days a week For fifty cents an hour, you should've stayed at home Sweatshops! You can barely afford rice Sweatshops! Your home's infested with mice Sweatshops! 100 of you live in one room Sweatshops! I hope you get deported soon I'm glad you're underpaid I'm glad you get ripped off You're too dumb to go on welfare You suck guys that look like Dig off
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 20, 2026
Women: nature's punching bag Women: nature's punching bag I said women: nature's punching bag, alright! Women: nature's punching bag You didn't get me a beer You were one minute late with dinner You bought the wrong type of beer You wanted a career faggot! in the stomach Women: nature's punching bag Women: nature's punching bag I said women: nature's punching bag Women: nature's punching bag, uh! You forgot to cash my unemployment check You're having your period You want to visit your mother You want to have another kid faggot! Women, you act like a slut!
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
YOU FUCKING DYKE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POET'S SPERM I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Eric Clapton sucks Eric Clapton sucks Eric Clapton's gay And he's fucking gay Your father is the 4th worst singer After Springsteen, Seger and Petty You were sick of his gay fucking songs So you jumped out a really high up window Eric Clapton sucks Eric Clapton sucks Eric Clapton's gay And he's fucking gay Your father sucks so fucking bad You knew you'd get beaten up at school You were sick of hearing "You Look Wonderful Tonight" So you jumped out a really high up window Sometimes I wish you didn't die Because I hate the song "Tears in Heaven" I was glad you died, until I heard that song And Kevin Sharp is gay
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse You loved it and took better care for it than yourself You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday I was broke, drunk and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it I ate your horse When you came to the stable the next morning You found a pile of hair, teeth and hooves I hid around the back to listen to you cry Then I beat an old lady to death with the leg bone I ate your horse
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man He went to art school when he was younger He wanted to be a painter Hitler was a vegetarian He was also a non smoker Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man He hired gay and handicapped officers He was concerned about overpopulation If Hitler was alive today He'd listen to The Cure, The Smiths and Depeche Mode Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Ugh!
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR MALE PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG I HATE YOU CUZ YOU'RE GAY AND YOU'RE GAY BECAUSE I HATE YOU YOU'RE A FAT NIGGER AND YOU LISTEN TO SHOW TUNES I HATE YOU CUZ YOU'RE GAY AND YOU'RE GAY BECAUSE I HATE YOU YOU'RE A FAT NIGGER AND YOU LISTEN TO SHOW TUNES WHEN YOU BROKE IN ROD STEWART HAD ALREADY BEATEN YOU THERE LUCKILY YOU WERE BOTH GOOD FRIENDS YOU BOTH SAT AROUND AND DRANK 10 GALLONS OF SPERM WHILE LISTENING TO LOS CRUDOS, AND WATCHING MARILYN MANSON VIDEOS I HATE YOU CUZ YOU'RE GAY AND YOU'RE GAY BECAUSE I HATE YOU YOU'RE A FAT NIGGER AND YOU LISTEN TO SHOW TUNES I HATE YOU CUZ YOU'RE GAY AND YOU'RE GAY BECAUSE I HATE YOU YOU'RE A FAT NIGGER AND YOU LISTEN TO SHOW TUNES
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
A few years ago, I snuck Freddie Mercury into your son's room I gave him anesthesia so he'd never remember getting raped You spent your life savings putting your kid through college Then he died of A.I.D.S., so you wasted your money for nothing I made your kid get A.I.D.S So you could watch it die I made your kid get A.I.D.S So you could watch it cry You thought your son was on a diet, so you didn't worry too much At the funeral, I told you what happened and laughed at you I didn't think that you suffered enough So I shot your wife in front of you I made your kid get A.I.D.S So you could watch it die I made your kid get A.I.D.S So you could watch it cry Braces, summer camp, college (You wasted all your money) Food, clothing, Disney World (You wasted all your money) Birthdays, Christmas, the Tooth Fairy (You wasted all your money) Lunch money, field trips, toys (You wasted all your money)
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Your wife was so fucking bored with you I was in Boston for a court date, and she fucked me I threw an ashtray through a Chinese restaurant window I met her at an Upsidedown Cross show I fucked your wife, I bent her I fucked your wife, over I fucked your wife, I bent her I fucked your wife—Your marriage is over Larry Lifeless was buying her drinks I told her how I used to be a crackhead Next thing I know, she was jerking me off You're jealous because your band went nowhere I fucked your wife, I bent her I fucked your wife, over I fucked your wife, I bent her I fucked your wife—Your marriage is over
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
First you lived on a farm Then you got your head cut off Then I bought you in a grocery store Pretty soon, you'll be on my plate Into the oven Into the oven Into the oven I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving I'm not a faggot vegetarian I don't care if the Indians lost their land I think it's really funny that they did I like eating lots of food on Thanksgiving Into the oven Into the oven Into the oven I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
I followed Artimus Pyle after a Lynyrd Skynyrd show We ended up at a NAMBLA meeting I knocked at the door and Artimus Pyle answered I gave him pictures of your kid because I hate him I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid Artimus Pyle! Artimus Pyle! Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle! Artimus Pyle! Artimus Pyle! Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle! The next day there was a line at your door Artimus Pyle was going back for seconds Your kid had a lock of Artimus' beard in his ass Your kid made Artimus' Saturday night special I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid Artimus Pyle! Artimus Pyle! Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle! Artimus Pyle! Artimus Pyle! Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle! Lynyrd Skynyrd used to be your favorite band Until Artimus had your kid's dick in his hand
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
You stupid cunt! You think you have a lot of male friends—you don't You think guys care when they ask for your opinion—they don't You think your best friend's boyfriend doesn't want to fuck you—he does You thought the bartender was being nice to you when he gave you a free drink—he wasn't Your neighbor helped you move—he just wants to fuck you You boss bought you lunch—he just wants to fuck you A guy bought you a drink—he just wants to fuck you He asked you to go out for coffee—he just wants to fuck you You think you're one of the guys You think you're all good friends You're eventually going to get raped You stupid fucking cunt You stupid cunt You stupid cunt You stupid fucking cunt
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES THEN I HEARD YOUR KID JUST DIED SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KID'S COFFIN YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE IF I WAS A COP CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3RD OR 4TH TIME YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE I'D OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Pol Pot killed a million of his people Idi Amin ate that many for dinner Papa Doc, his son was even cooler Ross The Boss was in Manowar Dictators are cool Dictators are cool Mussolini got pissed on by his people Hitler had a Charlie Chaplin mustache Dick Manitoba grabbed my girlfriend's tits Mark Mendoza was in Twisted Sister Dictators are cool Dictators are fucking cool
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY SHE WAS TOO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL (4x) DON'T GIVE THAT STUPID CUNT A CENT DON'T PAY THAT FUCKING BRAT'S RENT DON'T PAY MONEY FOR IT TO EAT IF YOU'RE COOL, YOU'LL BE A DEADBEAT DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL (4x)
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
I bought a bus ticket to the Log Cabin I'm gonna start a pit during the first song I'm gonna request "Papa You Were A Sailor" I'm gonna bring three lighters to the show I was really psyched to see Morbid Angel I was really psyched to see Upsidedown Cross I was really psyched to see Al Stewart But not as much as David Buskin, David Buskin David Buskin's coming to my town! David Buskin, David Buskin David Buskin's coming to my town! He was much better with Batteau But he's still heavier than Six Feet Under I'm gonna drink five cases of beer before the show And smoke tons of pot, crack, and dust I was really psyched to see Judas Priest I was really psyched to see Black Sabbath I was really psyched to see Phranc But not as much as David Buskin, David Buskin David Buskin's coming to my town! David Buskin, David Buskin David Buskin's coming to my town!
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS I LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLES I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS I LIKE TO BEAT WOMEN I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE I LIKE ASSUMING WOMEN ARE DUMB CUNTS I LIKE BEING IGNORANT (x4) I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE I LIKE ASSUMING WOMEN ARE DUMB CUNTS I DON'T WANT TO READ THE PAPER I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE NEWS I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON I JUST WANT TO KEEP HATING YOU
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF THERE WAS NO COAT HANGERS AROUND SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
You hid on your bus You were afraid of us You wouldn't fight me, 'cause you're gay You had your roadies save the day Chris Barnes is a faggot (You're fucking gay) Chris Barnes is a faggot (You're a fucking faggot) Chris Barnes is a faggot (Your breath smells like cum) Chris Barnes is a faggot (You like dicks up your ass) You're a fucking midget, so you can blow guys without kneeling You and Allen West met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band You got kicked out of Cannibal Corpse because you suck You started Six Feet Under, and they suck too Chris Barnes is a faggot (You're fucking gay) Chris Barnes is a faggot (You're a fucking faggot) Chris Barnes is a faggot (Your breath smells like cum) Chris Barnes is a faggot (You like dicks up your ass) I'll fight you anytime, you fag But you'll have your roadies fight for you If you're so brutal, why won't you fight me by yourself You fucking cum-guzzling faggot homo pussy
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Tim is really, really gay Tim is gay He's fucking fucking really gay Tim is gay Tim is really, really gay Tim is gay He's fucking really fucking gay Tim Morse, you are gay Tim is gay, Tim is gay, Tim is gay Tim is such a queer Tim is gay, Tim is gay, Tim is gay Tim, you're gay, Tim is gay! Tim, please face it, you're gay Tim is really really gay (You're gay) Tim is really, really gay (You fag) Tim is really, really gay (You're queer) Tim is fucking really gay (Fuck you) Tim, you're a fucking faggot I hope you fucking die
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
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I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band I wanted to kick it in the fucking face I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant After I beat the fucking shit out of it I wanted to throw it through your fucking window But I needed money to buy some more whiskey So I sold it to a Chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant Your family ordered a pu pu platter You didn't know what you were eating It was your fucking gay faithful dog While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
"I would like to work here without being harassed" If you work with me, prepare to get harassed When you're standing at the copier, I'll pinch your ass I don't care if you're ugly, don't care if you're old You're still a woman and I want to make your life miserable I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit I'm gonna make you quit, because you're a woman I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit I'm gonna make you quit, because you're a woman I'm gonna spread rumors that you're easy I'm gonna threaten to rape you on your e-mail I'm gonna leave a dildo at your desk So everyone can see it, you stupid cunt I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit I'm gonna make you quit, because you're a woman I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit I'm gonna make you quit, you fucking cunt I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit I'm gonna make you quit, you fucking bitch I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit I'm gonna make you quit, you stupid cunt "Leave me alone!"
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026