We Are the Lazer Viking
Baby, this rock and roll Baby, will save your soul Baby, this rock and roll, soul, roll, soul I am the lazer viking!
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Let’s get on with it Let’s get on with it Let’s get on with it Let’s get on with it, let’s get it on! Let’s get on with it, let’s get it on! Oh! I said, the spectacle You’re a witness of Is a call For free love! Oh! Reclaim the sheets! Reclaim the sheets! Out of the bedrooms And into the streets!
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Pretty, baby let it go now It’s a tingling sensation down below, now The butterflies in our guts makes it alright (Give Them) Cocktails and flowers, baby alright! Baby, let it go now Try to let it go, baby My suit’s on fire yeah Electric suits! Cowboy boots, yeah! Baby, turn it out now Baby, turn it the fuck off now
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Y’got the sweatpants and sexy striped kneesocks Our horned helmets, struttin’ the bad boogaloo Yes, it’s Lazer Empowerment, children! Thrust yr hips, invest some sweat into it Stomp those feet Clap those hands In the street IT’S THE REVOLUTIONARY POLITICS OF DANCE
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
It’s an exercise So euthanize! For shapely hips and thighs Cut the butt In a fuckin’ rut Quell them then Hush those saddened sighs! You win the prize Viking glowing eyes Yeah, it’s a problem and we all gotta deal with it So get out marching along! I’m the Vikingchild, my power don’t disintegrate The marching makes you strong! Eat your vitamins on time Tussinned, healthy, and in line Pills and stomach chime Motherfuckin’ feelin’ fine
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Getting faster-er It’s a fuckin’ crime (it’s trite and nice, motherfuckers) Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, I got nothin’ to say! But I’ll scream bloody murder Just like I were five Present it so safely And pray it survives Promote it and sell it With a whole lotta sass Hooray, Hooray! For the upper-middle class (Repeat first verse) Yawn, it’s the old One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight...
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
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Submitted by Immortal — Apr 18, 2026
This is all we got And this is who I am It gets my rocks off Hail! Our love-in Y’gotta scream it: We’re feelin’ fuckin’ divine all-the time: Solution!
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
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Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 18, 2026
Look into my eyes C’mon and thrust with me Let’s get down child We’ll scream so loud We can’t even fucking breathe It’s the time Loving time Fucking time Sock it to me right now It’s the time The writing’s on the wall It’s our time Love or Fall Sock it to me right now It’s the time, the writing’s on the wall
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
[Instrumental] Thanks to kyle_marino for sending these lyrics. Submits, comments, corrections are welcomed at webmaster@darklyrics.com AN ALBATROSS LYRICS
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 18, 2026