Alice Cooper
Album • 1981
Who do you think we are I'm machinery With a semi-automatic heart I'm unclassified I terminate, I tear apart I'm always there when you think I'm not I'm razor sharp and I'm white and hot My finger squeezes out the final shot Say "Goodbye" No integrity No conscience, I'm just sold and bought I'm insanity I'm a camouflaged work of art I've done some things I really can't describe I've made some mouths open pretty wide And I am licensed - trained and bona fide Say "Goodbye" Who do you think we are Special forces in an armored car Who do you think we are We don't care, we don't care I'm carnivorous Can't count the flesh that I've been through Never sick of this I'm red and white and black and blue I'm always there when you think I'm not I'm razor sharp and I'm white and hot My finger squeezes out the final shot Say "Goodbye" Who do you think we are Special forces in an armored car Who do you think we are We don't care, we don't care Who do you think we are Who do you think we are, we don't care Who do you think we are Who do you think we are, we just don't care Who do you think we are Who do you think we are, no, no, no, we just don't care Who do you think we are, we don't care Who do you think we are Who do you think we are Who do you think we are Who do you think we are Who do you think we are Who do you think we are Who do you think we are Who do you think we are
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Yeah, oom oom When I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone And you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, yeah Oh, yeah yeah Now if I don't stop crying, it ain't cos that I have got no eyes My clock lies in the fireplace, my dog lies hypnotised And then there was the time I wasn't able to find my way And I'm trapped inside a night without a day and I go Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, yeah Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, yeah Now, when I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone Now you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, yeah Oh, yeah yeah
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
I'm 6 foot 3 with a fist like a hammer And I work with the Vice Squad when I can And when I pull out my badge they forget all my glamor Little guys all surprised, take a seat, peek at me It's a bust, I'm a man I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I'm cool and I'm so mean Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I've handcuffed your desire I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock My kids are confused and my wife is in shock I'm a full blooded man not a weak immitation I like to flex my arms in the neon lights I'm a queen on the street and a king at the station It's a secret of mine, not a sign I'm gonna make that right Because I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I'm cool and I'm so mean Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I've handcuffed your desire I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock My kids are confused and my wife is in shock I must look pretty shocking In my bullet proof vest With my black lace stockings All this hair on my chest When the boys see me coming All the boys start to run They all got their empty holsters And I got the only gun Because I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I'm cool and I'm so mean Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I handcuff your desires I got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock My kids are confused and my wife is in shock I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block And I'm cool, so mean I'm the prettiest cop on the block I handcuff your desires I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty So pretty, yes I'm gorgeous I'm really lovely and I'm so mean, so mean I'm oooo I'm mean, but I'm pretty And I'm mean, sooo Pretty But I'm mean and I'm pretty
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Don't tell me I should, I better, I can Don't talk old to me Don't shake that finger in my face no more Cuz I might bite it off and spit it on the floor Better get secure get my life insured Buy a house and car that run Better sell my bike, my leather coats Those city auto parts and all my guns Don't talk old to me Don't talk so old to me Don't talk old to me tonight Tonight Don't tell me I should, I better, I can Don't talk old to me Don't shake that finger in my face no more Cuz I might bite it off and spit it on the floor Don't talk old to me (Don't talk old to me) Don't talk so old to me (Don't talk old to me) Don't talk old to me tonight Tonight Don't talk old to me (Don't talk old to me) Kill me psychologically (Psychologically) Don't talk old to me tonight Don't bark and I won't bite Won't bite, don't you bark Better get secure get my life insured Buy a house and car that run Better sell my bike, my leather Those city auto parts and all my guns No fun, no fun No fun, no fun, no fun, no fun fun fun Don't talk old to me (Don't talk old to me) Don't talk so old to me (Don't talk old to me) Don't talk old to me tonight Tonight Don't talk old to me (Don't talk old to me) Kill me psychologically (Psychologically) Don't talk old to me tonight Tonight Thats the last time Im going to say please Don't talk so old to me
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see you Don't you know people are starving in Korea? Alcohol and razor blades and poisons and needles Kindergarten people, they used 'em they need 'em The over indulgent machines were their children And there wasn't a way down on earth here to cool 'em Cos they look just like a human at Kresge's and Woolworth's But decadent brains were at work to destroy Brats in battalions were ruling the streets Sayin' generation landslide, close the gap between them And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived those billion dollar babies La la da da daa Militant mothers hiding in the basement Using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets Molotov milk bottles heaved from pink high chairs While mothers' lib burned birth certificate papers And dad gets his allowance from his sonny the dealer Who's pubic to the world but involved in high finance Sister's out till 5, doing banker son's hours But she owns a Maserati that's a gift from his father Stop at full speed, at 100 miles per hour The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em But I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived those billion dollar babies La la da da daa No one gives an oink about prom night or football 'Cause just getting home from school safe is a gamble and a blessing Girlsies play with girlsies and boysies with boysies Bored with one another, like old broken Christmas toysies Kids are all hot, get their parents so annoysie And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Woah-oh, woah-oh Skeletons in my closet Woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet Skeletons in my closet Skeletons in my shoes Skeletons I can only see Skeletons I can lose I said woah-oh, woah-oh I got skeletons in my closet I said woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet Skeletons in my basement Loitering on my streets Wearing my best pajamas Sandwiched between my sheets I said woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet I said woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet Ooh, I see bones I see bones, icy bones Ooh, I see bones Say say bones, say boys don't you see them bones? Rattle them bones at midnight Shaking my bed, no sleep I find fingers in my coat pocket Skeletons from the deep I said woah-oh, woah-oh I got skeletons in my closet I said woah-oh, woah woah-oh I got skeletons in my closet Ooh, I see bones I see bones, s-see bones Ooh, I see bones I see bones, say boys don't you see them bones? No? Heart bones, leg bones, ankle bones, arm bones Finger bones, dogie bones, head bones Skeletons in my closet They even know when I'm in my closet It's my.. my closet, not your closet My closet You can have it though, Alice we want you Alice, Alice A-Alice What? Whaddya want?
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
You want money, mm You want lots of love, ah Want a Ferrari, zoom Oh, don't you get enough, ah, too bad Hmm, I can get it You want it You got it You want it You got it Mmm Ok, alright Anything can be arranged You want it You got it You want it You got it (You want it) If you want it, if you want it, if you want it (You got it) Then you got it, then you got it, then you got it (You want it) If you want it, if you want it, if you want it (You got it) Then you got it, then you got it, then you got it (You want it) If you want it, if you want it, if you want it (You got it) Then you g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-got it You got it You want Chateaubriand for breakfast every day Ok You want some Spanish lover to lay in bed all day Ole, ooh, mm Alright (You want it) Yeah you want it (You got it) Ooh, you got it (You want it) (You got it) (You want it) (You got it) (You want it) If you want it, if you want it, if you want it (You got it) Then you got it, then you got it, then you got it (You want it) If you want it, if you want it, if you want it (You got it) Then you got it, then you got it, then you got it (You want it) If you want it, if you want it, if you want it want it (You got it) Then you got it, then you got it, then you got it got it (You want it) If you want it, if you want it, if you want it want it (You got it) Then you got it, then you g-g-g-g-g-g-got it (You want it) If you want it, if you w-w-w-w-w-w-want it (You got it) Then you got it, then you g-g-g-g-g-g-got it (You want it) If you want it, if you want it, if you want it (You got it) Then you got it, then you got it, then you got it
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Yeah, yeah Yeah I've seen cool, I've seen cold I've seen the women up front, way down below Ladies of the evening screaming, some were like vipers I've seen 'em dressed real tight, act real loose I've seen 'em strutting good stuff, I've seen 'em all used With thousand dollar faces and worth every penny they spend there But you look good in rags With dirt in your hair Yeah you look good in rags babe Oh, I don't care, ah, you look good Yes you look good in rags With bones in your hair Ah, you look good in anything Ooh, I don't care Now I've seen class, I've seen tack I've seen 'em walking down the street with smoke in their stacks And pouring into limos, they wake up in millionaires' bedrooms I've seen their hair cut short, black and sleek Tied in 20 thousand knots so ultra neat Swearing by the Harper's Bazaar, like it equalled the Bible But you look good in rags With dirt in your hair Yeah you look good in rags babe Aw, I don't care, yeah, yeah, you look good Oh you look good in rags With dirt in your hair Ah yeah, you look good in anything Forget about Vogue or them hundred dollar jeans You make a T-shirt obscene Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag Rag
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
I fearlessly walk into battle With a shine on my boots and my teeth Never flinch, never blink, never rattle My blood is like ice underneath Oh, I'm the reincarnation of Patton And I've got Hannibal's heart in my chest God told me I would have rivalled Alexander the Great at his best (You're a movie) Quite (You're a movie) Yes (The exception) That's right (You're the final kind) (You're a movie) More of an epic (Please include me, send us to the line) Mm, that's right, very good Bullets repel off my medals And my men are in awe when I speak All chaos my strategy settles My mere presence gives strength to the weak For me it seems really alarming I'm really just only a man With five million sheep in this army I seem to be the only one fit to command (You're a movie) I'm quite aware (You're a movie) Yes (The exception) Oh, you've noticed (You're the final kind) (You're a movie) Hey, very true (Please include me, send us to the line) Mm, if you're lucky I must go now and save the world Move aside mere drop of water, let the ocean pass (You're a movie) Quite right (You're a movie) (The exception) (You're the final kind) (You're a movie) (Please include me) Mm hmm (Please include me) (Please include me) Possibly (Send us to the lines) Good man (Send us to the lines) I'll be at the front, please (Front of the lines) Oh, alright Follow me Another day, another victory Another gold, stripe, another star Really quite boring sometimes I wish they'd send someone equal to my strategies What a guy, I'm really quite a guy
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
You feel the knife stuck in your back You feel it twist and you hear it crack Can't make a sound for the sudden pain You wish your blood were Novocaine You see the smoke and you feel the flak You're burning up and you're turning black They say you fell and you hit your head Your other bun is Whitenbread Vicious rumours Paranoic fears Sonic boomers Ringing in your ears All of this is getting normal now You'll never go back to your farming plough Vicious rumours You're right at home back at William's flat You heard a sound you turned and shot your cat Your hands are shaking, everybody sees And there's a rhythm drumming in your knees You return into a foreign night Inside you know something is just not right Sometimes you duck when you see your pet Canary turned into a Sabre jet Shocked consumer You're just an average guy Swelling tumor Pushing on your eye And now you know why all the headaches come And why you're getting progressively numb Vicious rumours I've been denied, debriefed, detuned Sometimes I howl right at the moon My family treats me gradually They know my volatility Vicious rumours Paranoic fears Sonic boomers Ringing in your ears And now I know why all the headaches come And why you're getting progressively numb Vicious rumours (Vicious rumours) (Vicious rumours) (Vicious rumours) (Vicious rumours) (Vicious rumours) (Vicious rumours) (Vicious rumours) (Vicious rumours) Who do you think we are Who do you think we are Who do you think we are Who do you think we are Who do you think we are We don't care
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
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