Alice Cooper
Album • 1980
I got me a complication And it's an only child Concern my reputation As something more than wild I know it serves me right But I can't sleep at night I have to hide my face Or go some other place No, I won't cry out for justice Admit that I was wrong Stay in hibernation 'Til the talk subsides and gone My social life's a dud My name is really mud I'm up to here in lies I guess I'm down to size (To size) I can't seem to talk about The things that bother me Seems to be what everybody has Against me! (ooh! ooh! ooh! yeah!) Now here's my situation And how it really stands I'm out of circulation I've all but washed my hands My social life's a dud My name is really mud I'm up to here in lies I guess I'm down to size (To size) Talk, talk Talk, talk Talk, talk Talk, talk
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
I'm a clone, I know it and I'm fine I'm one and more are on the way I'm two, doctor, three's on the line He'll take incubation another day I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all We destroyed the government, we're destroying time No more problems on the way I'm through doctor, we don't need your kind The other ones, ugly ones, stupid boys, wrong ones I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all Six is having problems adjusting to his clone status Have to put him on a shelf, (Please don't put me on a shelf) All day long we hear him crying so loud I just wanna be myself, I just wanna be myself I just wanna be myself, be myself, be myself I'm all alone, so are we all We destroyed the government, we're destroying time No more problems on the way I'm through doctor, we don't need your kind The other ones, ugly ones, stupid boys, wrong ones I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
I'm hidden in the scream when the virgin dies I'm the ache in the belly when your baby cries And I'm the burnin' sensation when the convict fries I'm pain I'm your pain Unspeakable pain I'm your private pain And I'm the compound fracture in the twisted car And I'm the lines on the face of the tramp at the bar And I'm the reds by the bed of the suicide star You know me, I'm pain I'm your pain Your own private pain Unfathomable pain And it's a compliment to me To hear you screamin' through the night All night, tonight I'm the holes in your arm when you're feeling the shakes I'm the lump on your head when you step on the rake And I'm the loudest one laughing at the saddest wake Yes I'm pain I'm just pain Dear old pain You need your pain And I'm the loudest one laughing at the saddest wake I'm the salt in the sweat on the cuts of the slaves I was the wound in the side while Jesus prayed I was the filthiest word at the vandalized grave Yes, pain Don't love me pain I love my pain I'm your pain It's a compliment to me To feel you screamin' through the night All night, tonight
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Leather boots poundin' the floor Black and shiny kickin' the door The police hit the streets They would never take the boots off of their feet If I break the law and get caught I could get smashed in the face by the big boys 'Cause they're frightened by the real world Frightened by the real world Scared of the real world, oh yeah I saw a cop, he looked pretty shot By some criminals, left there to rot I took a look, no one around I put on his boots and stomped on the ground Stood so tall and felt so strong I wanted to be just like them So I could hurt somebody Hurt somebody Hurt somebody, hurt somebody Scared of the real world Oh yeah Scared of the real world Oh yeah Don't litter or score in the dark Don't kill your lover and don't overpark Cause if you murder or if you loot Get the heel of my new leather boots If I break the law and get caught You could get smashed in the face by this young boy Who is frightened by the real world This boy is frightened by the real world I'm gonna hurt somebody 'Cause I'm frightened of the real world
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
I get these killer headaches I get one everyday I wake up with a migraine Since you ran away Got a load of tension Burnin' up my neck Something is wrong with my suspension So pass those tablets to this wreck Aspirin damage, aspirin damage Kills the pain, destroys the brain No one told me 'bout aspirin damage Sometimes I find myself shakin' from the medication taken, oh yeah I balance my Excedrin And Anacins in stacks I'm a pain reliever junkie I got a Bayer on my back I went to see the doctor He walked me down the hall Said "Strip down 'til you're naked Your suit, your tie and all." Aspirin damage, aspirin damage Kills the pain but destroys the brain Aspirin damage, my disadvantage Sometimes I find myself shakin' from the medication taken, oh yeah Aspirin damage, aspirin damage Kills the pain and destroys the brain No one told me 'bout Aspirin damage Sometimes I find myself shakin' from the medication taken, oh yeah Aspirin damage, aspirin damage Kills the pain but destroys the brain No one told me 'bout Aspirin damage Sometimes I find myself shakin' from the medication taken, oh yeah
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
I'm nuclear infected I really don't mind I just go out when the sun goes down And have a real good time I can clear out any ballgame In a minute and a half I just show up, glow up And have a real good laugh When I'm happy I glow yellow When I sad I glow blue And I glow red-hot when I'm in bed with you I'm nuclear infected Really ain't that bad In fact it's about the best time I guess I've ever had I'm nuclear infected I'm looking for a mate So I slip on something lead, babe And go out on a date When I'm happy I glow yellow When I sad I glow blue, yeah And I glow red-hot when I'm in bed with you (Nuclear infected) Don't make me angry (Nuclear infected) Don't make me shake (Nuclear infected) Don't get me to sneeze (Nuclear) That's a big mistake I want to live on Three Mile Island Where things are clean and neat 'Cause we don't have no health freaks Clutterin' up our streets I'm nuclear infected I need something to eat A China Syndrome Salad With plutonium and cheese When I'm happy I glow yellow When I sad I glow blue, yeah And I glow red-hot when I'm in bed with you
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress The boys got a .38 hidden in his desk The boy's got a chickie with four months to go Grim facts every parent better know The girl's a heavy teaser wants to do a private show She got a hundred thousand fantasies she wants the band to know She likes to brush across my Levis, likes to watch him grow Grim facts every parent better know Grim facts every parent better know Red lights, gang fights Brewin' in the heat Cop cars, gay bars On your precious street That ain't so neat Sister's on the street now, lookin' for some Joe Only got about an hour to pay for her new nose Gets a hundred for her body, a nickel for her soul These are grim facts every parent must know Grim facts every parent must know Red lights, gang fights Brewin' in the heat Cop cars, gay bars On your precious street That ain't so neat And I am feelin' itchy, got a fire down below I'm a walkin' loaded time bomb, just about to blow Tries to slide inside my pockets but it's strictly SRO Grim facts every parent gotta know Grim facts every parent gotta know Red lights, gang fights Brewin' in the heat Cop cars, gay bars On your precious street That ain't so neat Oh, Grim Facts
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Be an Arab, be a Jew Be a boxing Kangaroo Beat yourself all black and blue I don't care Be a bleeder, be a Cancer Be a hemophiliac romancer Be a crippled disco dancer Ooh, what a pair He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled again He's an ultra sweetie guy And the master of disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believin' that, my friends I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an All-American I'm a hostage in a city of creeps They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep They'd like to kill me slow and bury me deep- In the heart of Texas I'm a martyr and I'm a sadist I might be the Saviour her to save us all I'm a friend of Sammy Davis Casually He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled again He's an ultra-sweetie guy I won't let down my disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believin' that, my friends I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an All-American I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an All-American
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
My liberated parents They're going out tonight They read the happiest magazines And they've loosened their up-tights Dad's wearing real tight Levis And some Gucci tennis shoes He's got a T-shirt custom made for him Sayin' "Give Me Pot Not Booze" I get a kiss goodbye I get all numb and high From all the smoke left on their breath I smile and wish them well and then I pray like hell They go and dance themselves to death Mom's hair is all green and dirty She wears a high-tech Devo suit She changed her name to 'Xerox' She hides Quaaludes in her boots Oh, me, I'm real embarrassed When I hear the things they do They kinda compromise my social position My coolitivity is suffering too I get a kiss goodbye I get all numb and high From all the smoke left on their breath I smile and wish them well and then I pray like hell They go and dance themselves to death Oh, dance, real hard I get a kiss goodbye I get all numb and high From all the smoke left on their breath I smile and wish them well and then I pray like hell They go and dance themselves to death Come on momma, come on daddy Come on skinny, come on fatty Shake it Martha, shake it, Larry Shake it Mr. Coronary You gotta dance, dance, ooh C'mon and dance, dance You gotta dance till your outta breath
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Do a show, save a child Raise a million bucks that'll last a while Fight at parties buy a horse Lose a couple win that big divorce I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines Saw my chance, I need a break Took the biggest float in the rose parade I Got jailed, no disgrace A hundred million people saw my face Call a conference with the press Announce my marriage plans in a wedding dress Climb a building at six-below On New Years Eve without a stitch of clothes I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines As long as they spell my name right I hope that they catch my best side I popped out from a cake At the president's ball what a big mistake Fifty guns aimed at me I was nearly killed but what publicity Nominated, something big Stole the hottest scene says the Globe and Tribe Porno movie comes to light But I was starving then so that's all right I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines As long as they spell my name right I hope they catch my best side Keep my sidewalk star status bright Feel free to walk on me tonight Just don't spit on me Headlines Headlines Headlines, headlines Headlines, headlines Headlines, headlines Headlines, headlines
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
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