Alice Cooper Goes to Hell

For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat, refusing to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly For making us doubt our parent's authority For choosing to be a living obscenity You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your grandma sick "You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane" "You'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your aunt Jane" "You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane!" You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your grandma sick For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat, refusing to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

We like to throw our bodies around We like to feel each other We're all slaves when we hear that sound Says dance, says dance Says ya gotta dance, says dance (And there ain't no two ways about it) We're all compelled to rise and thrust When we all move together We're hypnotized with savage lust Says dance, says dance Says ya gotta dance, says dance I'm so hot it makes me shiver Makes me wet, makes me slide It's some spirit I'm possessed by I can't stop, we just got to dance Dance, dance We gotta blow when he says blow And we gotta shake and shimmy We got the strings tied to our soul Says dance, says dance Says we gotta dance, says dance (And I don't mean tomorrow) I'm so hot it makes me shiver Makes me wet, makes me slide It's some spirit I'm possessed by I can't stop, we just got to dance Dance, dance Dance, dance, dance

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

You know I'm the coolest That's ever come around You'll notice things get hotter Whenever I'm in town I mean I gotta be the coolest Who else could it be? Everybody knows who's really cool Me Let's face it, I'm the greatest I'm Mr. Number One My hometown built a statue To their favourite son I mean I gotta be the greatest I'm just a ball of fun I mean I'm definitely the greatest I'm also the coolest You can't leave a package like me Sitting on no shelf Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself Baby, come over here a minute Who is the coolest? I mean how do I look? Yeah You can't leave a package like me Sitting on no shelf Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself You know the day I was born There were these four dudes up on a hill They said they saw this star, hanging out over town And the whole world seemed to stand still It made the Sunday papers I guess it proves for sure I am the coolest I am the greatest I am the baddest I am the smoothest I'm just the best Sand dancer come on, ah yeah Right

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

Pardon me, but you see I've seen that face before I know those eyes, unearthly wise I feel it more and more To look at you, Deja Vu Chills me to the core They say that you are the king of this whole damn thing But that only confused me They say I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host And it frankly amused me So let's drink a few, cause looking at you, I swear Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Gradually I could see Things are getting clear That angel's face, Satanic grace This sudden rush of fear They say that you are the king of this whole damn thing Now they got me believin' They said I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host So I better be leaving Let's drink a few, cause looking at you I swear Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Here I am, the door's been slammed They're gonna roast my hide Make me bleed, 'til I plead For you to let me die They say that you are the king of this whole damn thing Now they got me believin' They said I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host God I wish I'd be leaving So let's drink a few, cause looking at you I swear Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

If there is a tear on my face It makes me shiver to the bone, it shakes me, Babe It's just a heartache that got caught in my eye And you know I never cry, I never cry Sometimes I drink more than I need Until the TV's dead and gone I may be lonely, but I'm never alone And the night may pass me by, but I'll never cry Take away, take away my eyes Sometimes I'd rather be blind Break a heart, break a heart of stone Open it up but don't you leave it alone 'Cause that's all I got to give you Believe me Babe, it ain't been used My heart's a virgin, it ain't ever been tried And you know I'll never cry And you know I'll never cry And you know I'll never cry Never cry I'll never cry Break a heart, break a heart of stone Open it up but don't leave, don't you leave me alone 'Cause that's all I got to give you Believe me Babe, it ain't been used My heart's a virgin, it ain't never been tried And you know I'll never cry, I never cry

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

Don't know why I'm down here Must be something I said Or some small imperfection In my soul or in my head Don't know why I'm down here Don't deserve to roast or bake I'm fighting off slanderous allegations Why don't you give the kid a break? Don't you think maybe we could talk this over? You're a reasonable man Could we discuss my grave situation? I'm a miserable man and I'm in the frying pan Give the kid a break (Give me one good reason why I should) Give the kid a break, well... all right, all right, so I made a few mistakes But listen, for heaven's sake (Watch your language, kid) OK, OK, don't get hot (Don't question my judgement) (He only reaped what he sowed) (He cast his pearls before swine) (And that's good enough for me) (I don't want to talk it over) (Even though I'm a reasonable man) (Sonny, from over here) (Looks like you're in no position to bargain) (You're a convicted man) (You're right in the frying pan) Give the kid a break Yeah, please, give me a break Give the kid a break (Nah, I don't think so, man) Come on, you know I got what it takes Can't you give me a break? (Sure thing kid, when hell freezes over) Ok, don't give the kid a break Hey you guys, I thought you were on my side Don't give the kid a break Yeah, well thanks a lot, pals Listen boss, maybe we can make a little deal Is there anything I can say Or some kind of fine I can pay? Anything? Don't know why I'm down here Must be something I said, I'm sorry Or some small imperfection In my soul or in my head It might be some sort of imperfection It might be an infection Or a clear case of misdirection yeah It might be a small imperfection In my soul or in my head Give the kid a break

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

Just tried to have fun Raised hell and then some I'm a dirt-talkin', beer drinkin' Woman chasin' minister's son Slap on the make-up And blast out the music Wake up the neighbour's with a roar Like a teenage heavy metal elephant gun If you call that guilty Then that's what I am I'm guilty I'm guilty I like driving too fast Love going too far It seems the law's on my ass Every time I stick it out of the door If you call that guilty Then that's what I am I'm guilty I'm guilty Bad boy on a summer night When the heat makes me mean and I wanna fight With my pedal on the metal and I do what I want to do Bad girls make me feel all right When it's hot and they start screaming in the night Golly gee, it's wrong to be so Guilty Guilty Guilty I'm guilty My conscience is on vacation In acute degeneration Willpower has sunk to all-time low If you call that guilty Well I guess I am I'm guilty, I'm guilty I'm guilty, I'm guilty I'm guilty, I'm guilty I'm guilty, I'm guilty Yeah I'm guilty I don't care I'm guilty I think I've been framed anyway They said I'm guilty I'm guilty They're guilty and everyone is guilty

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

I was scared to death afraid to close my eyes And find that I was gone Like every other one who left before the dawn I vanished in the air, am I still there? Wake me gently if you can Wake me gently, just touch my hand Wake me gently, pull my sleeve 'Cause where I'm at is where I want to leave And in my sleep I look so lifeless on this bed Laid out on satin sheets This dream's a novel that I don't dare complete No happy ending read, I think the hero's dead Wake me gently if you can Wake me gently, just touch my hand Wake me gently, pull my sleeve 'Cause where I'm at is where I want to leave Me to my slumber And I'll never come home Please help me, I'm frightened Of what's going on (What's going on) And if I can't wake up Will I be all alone A stranded orphan here Or will I bump into some other wandering soul And will they talk to me, somebody, somebody please rescue me Wake me gently if you can Wake me gently, just touch my hand Wake me gently, pull my sleeve 'Cause where I'm at is where I want to leave I wanna leave, I wanna leave I wanna wake up, I wanna leave, I don't wanna stay I wanna leave, I wanna go I wanna go home, I wanna go home Just wake me up, I wanna go home Wake me up please, 'cause I wanna go home I wanna go home, wake me, wake me

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

I sent you a postcard, thought it would be funny Would have sent a souvenir, but they took all my money It's pretty warm down here but it ain't sunny And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I tried to call you, I tried to call you Long distance operators that only stall you Besides the damn rates are so high, they just appall ya And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here It started out a nice vacation Left the station, right on time Now it's turned to pure frustration I'm just a prisoner in time Can't get a ticket to get me home, dear They just don't have too many flights from twilight zone, dear So don't forget to feed my cats Spot and Jerome, dear And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here Seeing all the sights here, I'm getting lonely I'd show you all the film I took if they would only Let me go home, dear, sincerely I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here, hu

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness And to find it, how often I've tried But my life is a race, just a wild goose chase And my dreams have all been denied Why have I always been a failure? What can the reason be? I wonder if the world's to blame I wonder if it could be me I'm always chasing rainbows Watching clouds drifting by My schemes are just like all my dreams Ending in the sky Some fellows look and find the sunshine, oh I always look and find the rain And some fellows make a winning sometime And I, I never even make a gain I'm always chasing rainbows Waiting to find the little bluebird in vain

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026

I'm goin' home There I am, there in my bedroom I'm safe and snug and snoring And so glad to be there I'm goin' home None of this ever happened But God, I really did it Still nothin' has changed I'm goin' home I'm goin' home To my own room, to all the mess To all the dirty laundry It looks so good, I don't care I'm just so glad to be back home, sweet home I wonder if anyone missed me Or have I been gone so long They thought that I died? How many said "I wonder what happened to Alice?" How many shrugged or laughed? How many cried? But I don't give a damn 'Cause I'm goin' home I'm goin' home To my own room, to all the mess To all the dirty laundry It looks so good, I don't care I'm just so glad to be back home, sweet home I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now, stop me now

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026