Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum
To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne Go! From proud Lusitanian shores we have voyaged - on the ultimate quest Five ships under the banner of Spain - in the Emperor's name On the deck of the Trinidad stands our captain - Fernão Magalhães Steadfastly guiding us over the towering waves - ya ha ha harr! The Atlantic behind us Many of us will not return To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world Our destiny written in stone No fear of death We'll fight to the very last breath To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate To chart a new course to the West Victoria! Through mutinous storms we make haste on our voyage - those traitors be damned Patagonian giants awatch from the shores - great legends of old We sail through the straits of Tierra del Fuego - the islands of fire An ocean of treasure awaits us far to the west - ya ha ha harr! The Pacific before us This is the point of no return To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world Our destiny written in stone No fear of death We'll fight to the very last breath To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate To chart a new course to the West Victoria! Here we stand At the precipice of the unknown With the endless ocean before us Our time has come Our fate has been sealed This day we will quest into the heart of the setting sun! To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world Our destiny written in stone No fear of death We'll fight to the very last breath To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate To chart a new course to the West Victoria! Spatium portibus fictus Venenum coetus unum Vox imperium capulus machina Nitidissimus de algae Spatium portibus fictus Venenum coetus unum Vox imperium capulus machina Nitidissimus de omnium algae Circumnavigandum infinita quest
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
In 1718 they cornered Edward Teach And blew his fucking head right off on Ocracoke Beach Blackbeard was a pirate, tough as old boots Sailing round the seven seas, the queens men in pursuit They caught him off guard, while he was drinking rum And engaged him with their battleships and guns Well Blackbeard looked unshaken, he took a swig of grog It's gonna take much more than that to stop this salty dog But in his heart he knew, that in this foreign land He'd go to battle one last time and make his final stand He looked to the sky The jolly roger raised up high Four words he did say I'm a fucking pirate I'm a fucking pirate king, ahoy! I'm a fucking pirate Blackbeard is my name and piracy is my game Many years he'd searched, for evil magic famed And found an ancient Voodoo Queen, bewitchment was her game He knew his days were numbered, and soon his time would come By cannonball, or flintlock, or shotgun in the bum With evil on his side, he set forth once again Knowing that no force on earth could stop him or his men And when his death would come, unleashed would be her Spell And he would claim his throne as the Zombie King of Hell A gleam in his eye His cutlass took those bastards lives He said the words once more I'm a fucking pirate I'm a fucking pirate king, ahoy! I'm a fucking pirate Blackbeard is my name and soon I will rise again In 1718 they cornered Edward Teach And blew his fucking head right off on Ocracoke Beach His body hit the floor and Blackbeard was no more But from the grave he rose again, a pirate ghost of war I'm a fucking pirate I'm a fucking pirate ghost, ahoy! I'm a fucking pirate I've risen from the dead And I'll shoot you in the head, hey! I'm a fucking pirate ghost! I'm a fucking pirate ghost! I'm a fucking ghost!
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
Let's go! I'm on an epic quest Far across the sea I've got a fucking cannon And the urge for piracy Your ship is in our sights It's loaded up with rum But before we steal it all We'll torture you for fun Read, my, lips Every single one of you will die Fire, at, will Gonna smear your entrails on the sky The voodoo curse is now inside your brain It's gonna force you to inflict endless pain Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure On the quest that lasts forеvermore Yo-ho, yo-ho I drank a mystic brew I bought in Paraguay Thе voodoo man assured me That it wouldn't make me die Instead I got a thirst For murder and revenge I'm gonna kill you back to life And torture you again Taste, my, blade Gonna shove it deep into your guts You, will, die You are well and truly very fucked Five hundred years I've cursed your wretched name This doom unending will drive your mind insane Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure On the quest that lasts forevermore Holy shit, let's go Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure On the quest that lasts forevermore Yo-ho, yo-ho
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
It's pirate party time! Sailing in my pirate ship around the seven seas I get a funny feeling from my head down to my knees The feeling goes no further cos my legs are made of wood I see a giant disco ball, I know this will be good Out of the icy mist an island appears It's shaped like a skull and it stinks like a beer I drop the anchor down and take a swig of rum It's time to have some fun To the East (hey!) To the West (hey!) It is time for a quest Get ready to drink 'til we die To the North (hey!) To the South (hey!) Pour that rum in your mouth Raise a glass to the sky Get ready for a P-A-R-TY! Pirate P-A-R-TY P-A-R-TY It's pirate party time P-A-R-TY! Pirate P-A-R-TY P-A-R-TY It's pirate party time Welcome to the island where your pirate dreams come true Over there is Captain Yarrface drinking from a shoe Everywhere you dig you'll find some treasure in a chest The local tavern's full of crew who want to go on quests The sun goes down that's when the party begins We've run out of whisky so let's drink the gin Fire the cannons and load up your guns It's time to have some fun To the East (hey!) To the West (hey!) It is time for a quest Get ready to drink 'til we die To the North (hey!) To the South (hey!) Pour that rum in your mouth Raise a glass to the sky Get ready for a P-A-R-TY Pirate P-A-R-TY P-A-R-TY It's pirate party time P-A-R-TY Pirate P-A-R-TY P-A-R-TY It's pirate party time It's pirate party time P-A-R-TY Pirate P-A-R-TY P-A-R-TY It's pirate party time P-A-R-TY Pirate P-A-R-TY P-A-R-TY It's pirate party P-A-R-TY Pirate P-A-R-TY P-A-R-TY It's pirate party time P-A-R-TY Pirate P-A-R-TY P-A-R-TY It's pirate party time
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
Five thousand years ago in the age of dinosaurs A single voice of chaos spoke in a tongue not heard before Heed my words o denizens of protoplasmic slime I wield the pirate scepter, this wretched world is mine And from the slime rose up an army of the damned Black banners in the sky prepared for the command Raise your hook Raise your sword Fight the world and face the horde We're the brotherhood of pirates We’re the sisters of the sea Sailing under blackened banners Stealing ships and getting hammered The destiny of piracy Belongs to you and me I am the heart of the conspiracy A secret forged in mystery From a time before the oceans spanned the globe Beneath the flag of death I conquer All those who would defy The storm has come, black banners fill the sky Raise your hook Raise your sword Fight the world and face the horde We're the brotherhood of pirates We're the sisters of the sea Sailing under blackened banners Stealing ships and getting hammered The destiny of piracy Belongs to you and me We are one We are all We are never gonna fall To the end of all eternity we’ll stand against the law And now the land lies dead from centuries of war The protoplasmic pirate horde will rise to fight once more This moment marks not the end of your mortal life Nor is it the final chapter in your legacy This is the beginning of your transcorporeal existence Raise your hook Raise your sword Fight the world and face the horde We're the brotherhood of pirates We're the sisters of the sea Sailing under blackened banners Stealing ships and getting hammered Our history, our legacy The force that sets the spirit free The destiny of piracy Belongs to you and me
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025
On the banks of the blue Danube There lies a land, a shining jewel Under the warm Carpathian sun Where the Unikum, it flows like rum It's a place called Hungary Renowned for affordable dentistry So come with us on an epic quest In to the streets of Budapest We'll drink and plunder all night long Cos we are the pirates of the Balaton Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy Itt Budapesten született meg a Mi egyetlеn és nagyon nagyra becsült Bodor Máténk Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy Bárhova is gurítson minkеt ez a föld A mi tengerünk kékje a PIROS, FEHÉR, ZÖLD We've travelled far across the sea So lets get drunk in Hungary The pirate quest has just begun Pálinka for everyone! In Székesfehérvár, it's very very yarr All the things that happen there are really quite bizarre So tonight we set sail across Velence Then through the mighty hills for some Csöröge! While feasting on the dough and drinking all the wine It's time to get naked, the real Hungary style How could we ever leave this sacred place behind We'll always come back for the Chicken Paprikás From north to south, and east to west Magyarország is the motherfucking best Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy Itt Budapesten született meg a Mi egyetlen és nagyon nagyra becsült Bodor Máténk Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy Bárhova is gurítson minket ez a föld A mi tengerünk kékje a PIROS, FEHÉR, ZÖLD We've travelled far across the sea So lets get drunk in Hungary The pirate quest has just begun Pálinka for everyone
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025
There's a war in the seven seas And you have to make a choice to fight Against the sickness and disease Or to be an instrument of blight But when your back’s against the wall And the storm is closing in You'll be compelled to heed the call And the end of time begins We stand as one 'Til the battle’s done Kill them all, let the bastards fall We sail the oceans blue Guardians of the chosen few Seven seals are now undone Seven bottles of ancient rum Legends from days gone by Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky To the curse you will succumb Seven bottles of ancient rum The choice was never yours to make You knew it deep within your soul There was just one path to take So let the oceans seize control The pestilence is drawing near The seventh seal has been unleashed It's time to stand up to your fear And face what lies beneath A curse through time The ancient rime Set sail! We sail the oceans blue Guardians of the chosen few Seven seals are now undone Seven bottles of ancient rum Legends from days gone by Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky To the curse you will succumb Seven bottles of ancient rum We sail the oceans blue Guardians of the chosen few Seven seals are now undone Seven bottles of ancient rum Legends from days gone by Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky To the curse you will succumb Seven bottles of ancient rum Seven seals are now undone Seventh rum of a seventh rum
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
I've sailed upon this cursed ship for nigh on fifteen years In service of the king's decree, a naval privateer I've paid my dues in flesh and blood, and great was the reward But this is not the life for me, a fact I can't ignore The king commands I wear a hat with corners numbered three He says it is befitting of the rank bestowed on me And when I lost my arm at sea, he sent forth a demand That I should get a hook of steel where once I had a hand I told him he could stick that hook Right where the sun don't shine I stumbled to the nearest bar And got real drunk on wine Set sail, land ho Drink rum, let's go Over the oceans and over the seas Bite through the iron 'til flesh starts to bleed Set sail, land ho Drink rum, let's go Over the oceans and over the seas We're biting the hook hand that feeds We bite the hook that feeds Last summer I was summoned for an audience with my liege But when he saw I came by horse, his highness was displeased "Where is your mighty pirate ship? Why aren't you drinking rum?" 'Twas at this point I finally snapped, and shot him with my gun I've had it with this stupid hat I hate the taste of rum I'm never going back to sea The pirate's life is dumb Set sail, land ho Drink rum, let's go Over the oceans and over the seas Bite through the iron 'til flesh starts to bleed Set sail, land ho Drink rum, let's go Over the oceans and over the seas We're biting the hook hand that feeds Set sail, land ho Drink rum, let's go Set sail, land ho Drink rum, let's go on a quest
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
Yar ha ha har You wanna know where you are, laddie? Alright then, let me tell you Palm trees sway in the Caribbean breeze The hot sun beating down A wanted man with a price on my head On the run from the British crown Last week in Port Royal I stole a ship and killed the crew I set sail on a moonlit sky I knew just what I had to do It's time to spin the wheel We can go anywhere we feel We're heading west, to the land that's the best And I ain't ever coming back Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We'vе sailed for many days Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to thе sea If you're gonna drink rum Then you better drink rum with me Welcome to the sea Welcome to the sea Captain Yarrface here to tell you how it's going to be Pow-pow, firing my treasure gun The Royal Navy's got you on the run It's time to dig for treasure It's time to quest forever Sail across the oceans blue There's a land that waits for you Where the alcohol will flow forever To the land of endless rum In the Caribbean sun It's the place where we must go Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We've sailed for many days Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to the sea If you're gonna drink rum Then you better drink rum with me Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We've sailed for many days Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to the sea If you're gonna drink rum Then you better drink rum in Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We've sailed for many days Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to the sea If you're gonna drink rum Then you better drink rum with me
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
Come to Brazil I'm going to Brazil I've taken loads of pills I can't control my guts Sao Paulo, you're out of luck It's time to drink some rum It's time to say ahoy! It's time to shit my pants This is the pirate way Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And drink caipirinha every day Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And we'll get drunk on the beach and say "oh wow" Comе to Brazil I got lost in Brazil My phone does not work herе What's the way to the beach? It's time for pirate party time Mashed potatoes on hot dogs Caipirinha in my face We're gonna drink all night This is the pirate way Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And drink caipirinha every day Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And we'll get drunk on the beach and say "oh wow" Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Come to Brazil Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And drink caipirinha every day Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And we'll get drunk on the beach and say "oh wow"
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025
Venid todos y escuchad Una historia de dolor De ira, y venganza Piernas, brazos, y voodoo De como un hombre alguna vez Buscándose encontró Su perdición y su final Y aquí está su canción [Pre-Chorus 1] Forty years, I have laid In this grave that I made With a torment never-ending And a curse on my name Wooden arms, wooden legs Are no use when you are dead In the darkness and the silence Is where I lay my head Wooden leg, wooden leg This was the tale of the wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg This was the tale of the wooden leg [Bridge] 聞いてくれ奴の 傷と悲しみ 苦しみ辿り着いたは酒場 ストロングゼロ 儚き夢 散る花の如く ここに眠る Forty years, I have laid In this grave that I made With a torment never-ending And a curse on my name Wooden arms, wooden legs Are no use when you are dead In the darkness and the silence Is where I lay my head Wooden leg, wooden leg This was the tale of the wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg This was the tale of the wooden leg Forty years, I have laid In this grave that I made With a torment never-ending And a curse on my name So let's drink, through the night To our friends who have died Though they slumber in the shadows They are always by our side Wooden arms (kampai!), wooden legs (salud!) Are no use when you are dead In the darkness and the silence Is where I lay my head Wooden leg, wooden leg This was the tale of the wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg This was the tale of the wooden leg This was the tale of the wooden leg This was the tale of the wooden leg
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne Go! From proud Lusitanian shores we have voyaged on the ultimate quest Five ships under the banner of Spain, in the Emperor's name On the deck of the Trinidad stands our captain, Fernão Magalhães Steadfastly guiding us over the towering waves, ya ha ha harr! The Atlantic behind us Many of us will not return To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world Our destiny written in stone No fear of death We'll fight to the very last breath To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate To chart a new course to the West Victoria! Through mutinous storms we make haste on our voyage, those traitors be damned Patagonian giants awatch from the shores, great legends of old We sail through the straits of Tierra del Fuego, the islands of fire An ocean of treasure awaits us far to the west, ya ha ha harr! The Pacific before us This is the point of no return To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world Our destiny written in stone No fear of death We'll fight to the very last breath To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate To chart a new course to the West Victoria! Here we stand At the precipice of the unknown With the endless ocean before us Your time has come Your fate has been sealed This day we will quest into the heart of the setting sun To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world Our destiny written in stone No fear of death We'll fight to the very last breath To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate To chart a new course to the West Victoria! Spatium portibus fictus Venenum coetus unum Vox imperium capulus machina Nitidissimus de algae Spatium portibus fictus Venenum coetus unum Vox imperium capulus machina Nitidissimus de omnium algae Circumnavigandum infinita quest
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
In 1718 they cornered Edward Teach And blew his fucking head right off on Ocracoke Beach Blackbeard was a pirate, tough as old boots Sailing round the seven seas, the queen's men in pursuit They caught him off guard, while he was drinking rum And engaged him with their battleships and guns Well Blackbeard looked unshaken, he took a swig of grog It’s gonna take much more than that to stop this salty dog But in his heart he knew, that in this foreign land He'd go to battle one last time and make his final stand He looked to the sky The Jolly Roger raised up high Four words he did say I'm a fucking pirate I’m a fucking pirate king, ahoy I'm a fucking pirate Blackbeard is my name and piracy is my game Many years he'd searched, for evil magic famed And found an ancient Voodoo Queen, bewitchment was her game He knew his days were numbered, and soon his time would come By cannonball, or flintlock, or shotgun in the bum With evil on his side, he set forth once again Knowing that no force on earth could stop him or his men And when his death would come, unleashed would be her spell And he would claim his throne as the Zombie King of Hell A gleam in his eye His cutlass took those bastards' lives He said the words once more I'm a fucking pirate I'm a fucking pirate king, ahoy I'm a fucking pirate Blackbeard is my name and soon I will rise again In 1718 they cornered Edward Teach And blew his fucking head right off on Ocracoke Beach His body hit the floor and Blackbeard was no more But from the grave he rose again, a pirate ghost of war I'm a fucking pirate I’m a fucking pirate ghost, ahoy I’m a fucking pirate I've risen from the dead And I’ll shoot you in the head, hey I'm a fucking pirate ghost I'm a fucking pirate ghost I'm a fucking ghost
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Let's go! I'm on an epic quest Far across the sea I've got a fucking cannon And the urge for piracy Your ship is in our sights It's loaded up with rum But before we steal it all We'll torture you for fun Read, my, lips Every single one of you will die Fire, at, will Gonna smear your entrails on the sky The voodoo curse is now inside your brain It's gonna force you to inflict endless pain Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure On the quest that lasts forеvermore Yo-ho, yo-ho I drank a mystic brew I bought in Paraguay Thе voodoo man assured me That it wouldn't make me die Instead I got a thirst For murder and revenge I'm gonna kill you back to life And torture you again Taste, my, blade Gonna shove it deep into your guts You, will, die You are well and truly very fucked Five hundred years I've cursed your wretched name This doom unending will drive your mind insane Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure On the quest that lasts forevermore Holy shit, let's go Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender Yo-ho, stick a cannonball up your cunt Get drunk and dig for treasure On the quest that lasts forevermore Yo-ho, yo-ho
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
It's pirate party time Sailing in my pirate ship around the seven seas I get a funny feeling from my head down to my knees The feeling goes no further 'cause my legs are made of wood I see a giant disco ball, I know this will be good Out of the icy mist an island appears It's shaped like a skull but it stinks like a beer I drop the anchor down and take a swig of rum It's time to have some fun To the East (Hey) To the West (Hey) It is time for a quest Get ready to drink 'til we die To the North (Hey) To the South (Hey) Pour that rum in your mouth Raisе a glass to the sky Get ready for a P-A-R-T-Y Piratе P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time Welcome to the island where your pirate dreams come true Over there is Captain Yarrface drinking from a shoe Everywhere you dig you'll find some treasure in a chest The local tavern's full of crew who want to go on quests The sun goes down that's when the party begins We've run out of whisky so let's drink the gin Fire the cannons and load up your guns It's time to have some fun To the East (Hey) To the West (Hey) It is time for a quest Get ready to drink 'til we die To the North (Hey) To the South (Hey) Pour that rum in your mouth Raise a glass to the sky Get ready for a P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Five thousand years ago in the age of dinosaurs A single voice of chaos spoke in a tongue not heard before Heed my words o denizens of protoplasmic slime I wield the pirate scepter, this wretched world is mine And from the slime rose up an army of the damned Black banners in the sky prepared for the command Raise your hook Raise your sword Fight the world and face the horde We're the brotherhood of pirates We’re the sisters of the sea Sailing under blackened banners Stealing ships and getting hammered The destiny of piracy Belongs to you and me I am the heart of the conspiracy A secret forged in mystery From a time before the oceans spanned the globe Beneath the flag of death I conquer All those who would defy The storm has come, black banners fill the sky Raise your hook Raise your sword Fight the world and face the horde We're the brotherhood of pirates We're the sisters of the sea Sailing under blackened banners Stealing ships and getting hammered The destiny of piracy Belongs to you and me We are one We are all We are never gonna fall To the end of all eternity we’ll stand against the law And now the land lies dead from centuries of war The protoplasmic pirate horde will rise to fight once more "This moment marks not the end of your mortal life Nor is it the final chapter in your legacy This is the beginning of your transcorporeal existence!" Raise your hook Raise your sword Fight the world and face the horde We're the brotherhood of pirates We're the sisters of the sea Sailing under blackened banners Stealing ships and getting hammered Our history, our legacy The force that sets the spirit free The destiny of piracy Belongs to you and me
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Pálinka for everyone! On the banks of the blue Danube There lies a land, a shining jewel Under the warm Carpathian sun Where the Unicum, it flows like rum It's a place called Hungary Renowned for affordable dentistry So come with me on an epic quest Into the streets of Budapest We'll drink and plunder all night long 'Cause we are the pirates of the Balaton Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy Itt Budapesten szülеtett meg a Mi egyеtlen és nagyon nagyra becsült Bodor Máténk Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy Bárhova is gurítson minket ez a föld A mi tengerünk kékje a PIROS, FEHÉR, ZÖLD We've travelled far across the sea So lets get drunk in Hungary The pirate quest has just begun Pálinka for everyone! In Székesfehérvár, it's very very yarr All the things that happen there are really quite bizarre So tonight we set sail across Velence Then through the mighty hills for some Csöröge! While feasting on the dough and drinking all the wine It's time to get naked, the real Hungary style How could we ever leave this sacred place behind We'll always come back for the Chicken Paprikás From north to south, and east to west Magyarország is the motherfucking best Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy Itt Budapesten született meg a Mi egyetlen és nagyon nagyra becsült Bodor Máténk Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy Bárhova is gurítson minket ez a föld A mi tengerünk kékje a PIROS, FEHÉR, ZÖLD We've travelled far across the sea So lets get drunk in Hungary The pirate quest has just begun Pálinka for everyone We've travelled far across the sea So lets get drunk in Hungary The pirate quest has just begun Pálinka for everyone We've travelled far across the sea So lets get drunk in Hungary The pirate quest has just begun Pálinka for everyone We've travelled far across the sea So lets get drunk in Hungary The pirate quest has just begun Pálinka for everyone We've travelled far across the sea So lets get drunk in Hungary The pirate quest has just begun Pálinka for everyone
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
There's a war in the seven seas And you have to make a choice to fight Against the sickness and disease Or to be an instrument of blight But when your back’s against the wall And the storm is closing in You'll be compelled to heed the call And the end of time begins We stand as one 'Til the battle’s done Kill them all, let the bastards fall We sail the oceans blue Guardians of the chosen few Seven seals are now undone Seven bottles of ancient rum Legends from days gone by Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky To the curse you will succumb Seven bottles of ancient rum The choice was never yours to make You knew it deep within your soul There was just one path to take So let the oceans seize control The pestilence is drawing near The seventh seal has been unleashed It's time to stand up to your fear And face what lies beneath A curse through time The ancient rime Set sail! We sail the oceans blue Guardians of the chosen few Seven seals are now undone Seven bottles of ancient rum Legends from days gone by Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky To the curse you will succumb Seven bottles of ancient rum We sail the oceans blue Guardians of the chosen few Seven seals are now undone Seven bottles of ancient rum Legends from days gone by Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky To the curse you will succumb Seven bottles of ancient rum Seven seals are now undone Seventh rum of a seventh rum
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
I've sailed upon this cursed ship for nigh on fifteen years In service of the king's decree, a naval privateer I've paid my dues in flesh and blood, and great was the reward But this is not the life for me, a fact I can't ignore, come on The king commands I wear a hat with corners numbered three He says it is befitting of the rank bestowed on me And when I lost my arm at sea, he sent forth a demand That I should get a hook of steel where once I had a hand I told him he could stick that hook Right where the sun don't shine I stumbled to the nearest bar And got real drunk on wine Set sail (set sail), land ho (land ho) Drink rum (drink rum), let's go (let's go) Over the oceans and over the seas Bite through the iron till flesh starts to bleed Set sail (set sail), land ho (land ho) Drink rum (drink rum), let's go (let's go) Over the oceans and over the seas We're biting the hook hand that feeds We bite the hook that feeds Last summer I was summoned for an audience with my liege But when he saw I came by horse, his highness was displeased "Where is your mighty pirate ship? Why aren't you drinking rum?" 'Twas at this point I finally snapped, and shot him with my gun I've had it with this stupid hat I hate the taste of rum I'm never going back to sea The pirate's life is dumb Set sail (set sail), land ho (land ho) Drink rum (drink rum), let's go (let's go) Over the oceans and over the seas Bite through the iron till flesh starts to bleed Set sail (set sail), land ho (land ho) Drink rum (drink rum), let's go (let's go) Over the oceans and over the seas We're biting the hook hand that feeds Set sail, land ho Drink rum, let's go Set sail, land ho Drink rum, let's go on a a quest Set sail (set sail), land ho (land ho) Drink rum (drink rum), let's go (let's go) Over the oceans and over the seas Bite through the iron till flesh starts to bleed Set sail (set sail), land ho (land ho) Drink rum (drink rum), let's go (let's go) Over the oceans and over the seas We're biting the hook hand that feeds
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Yar ha ha har You wanna know where you are, laddie? Alright then, let me tell you Palm trees sway in the Caribbean breeze The hot sun beating down A wanted man with a price on my head On the run from the British crown Last week in Port Royal I stole a ship and killed the crew I set sail on a moonlit sky I knew just what I had to do It's time to spin the wheel We can go anywhere we feel We're heading west, to the land that's the best And I ain't ever coming back Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We'vе sailed for many days Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to thе sea If you're gonna drink rum Then you better drink rum with me Welcome to the sea Welcome to the sea Captain Yarrface here to tell you how it's going to be Firing my treasure gun The Royal Navy's got you on the run It's time to dig for treasure It's time to quest forever Sail across the oceans blue There's a land that waits for you Where the alcohol will flow forever To the land of endless rum In the Caribbean sun It's the place where we must go Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We've sailed for many days Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to the sea If you're gonna drink rum Then you better drink rum with me Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land I've set my sights on Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We've sailed for many days Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to the sea If you're gonna drink rum Then you better drink rum in Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We've sailed for many days Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to the sea If you're gonna drink rum Then you better drink rum with me
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Come to Brazil I'm going to Brazil I've taken loads of pills I can't control my guts São Paulo, you're out of luck It's time to drink some rum It's time to say ahoy! It's time to shit my pants This is the pirate way Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And drink caipirinha every day Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And we'll get drunk on the beach and say "oh wow" Comе to Brazil I got lost in Brazil My phone does not work herе What's the way to the beach? It's time for pirate party time Mashed potatoes on hot dogs Caipirinha in my face We're gonna drink all night This is the pirate way Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And drink caipirinha every day Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And we'll get drunk on the beach and say "oh wow" Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Come to Brazil Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And drink caipirinha every day Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And have an epic pirate party Hey, hey, hey Let's come to Brazil And we'll get drunk on the beach and say "oh wow"
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Yeah I've got a leg, it's made out of wood It comes from a land far away where the trees they grow good This my tale, of death and revenge A quest for redemption to seek true enlightenment deep in the world within My journey begins Tonight we set sail to far off Japan To murder the bastard who took away both of my hands Deep in the night, I discover the fiend I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death And this time I cannot lose He will meet his doom Die, you Japanese bastard I don't even like sushi When you're dead, I'm going to chop off your arms And sew them onto me Wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden arm I have no longer got wooden arms Wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg Soon I will not have wooden legs Now I return to ancient Madrid To undo the crimes that a greasy old Spaniard once did While he's asleep, I cut off his legs With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic I stick them back on to me I am now free わはははは よくぞ古代日本の呪いを解いてくれた 俺様は貴様が盗んだ腕に棲まう悪霊 貴様は今日から俺様の傀儡となるのだ そうだ、ストロングゼロを108缶買ってきたぞ 今からこいつをぜーんぶ飲み干しだろう さて、貴様はどうする？ 乾杯！ ¡Jajajaja! Has desatado la antigua maldición española Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive dentro de las piernas que me habéis hurtado He infectado tu cerebro y tomado control de tu cuerpo Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros, ¡y tú no puedes detenerme! ¡Salud! I have unleashed the mystical curse Now my existence has gotten much worse My arms and my legs, a will of their own Controlling my mind from inside of my bones My legs from Madrid are causing me fear My Japanese arms just want to drink beer I pray to the gods and ask them, "Oh why?" There is no escape, I'm doomed till I die Wooden leg, wooden leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden arm I wish I still had my wooden arms Wooden leg, wooden leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg These legs will haunt me till I'm dead I can't take it anymore These cursed limbs are driving me insane Alright, that does it It's time to end this I'm really gonna do it I'm gonna chop off my own head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, now I'm dead
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026