Curse of the Crystal Coconut
Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp! Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean One stormy night in Caillou Bay we smashed into the reef A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth If you see an alligator In your refrigerator You better say see ya later Or you might end up dead They say you should never smile Right at a crocodile He'll drag you down into the deep And eat your fucking head Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp! Chomp Chomp Chomp Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day If you find a giant cayman You're gonna have a really bad day man There's nothing more to say than I won't see you in a while Not even Russell Crowe With a giant crossbow Ain't got a snowballs chance in hell To save you from that crocodile Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp! Why oh why, did I jump into that swamp? Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp Time to die, on a sub-aquatic romp Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp! Chomp chomp!
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
In the dead of night We hear the sound of thunder Undead fiends arise To terrorize and plunder Crawling through the sea A dendrophagic horde Our ship's no longer safe The zombies have just climbed aboard! Bloodlust in their eyes Our boat is their prize A feast for the dead Devouring the ship and inside of our heads Far across the sea Zombies wait for me Craving brains and treasure It's their destiny Til my dying day Hear these words I say Zombies ate my pirate ship I will make them pay Yo ho yo ho yo ho yo ho (Those Zombies ate my pirate ship) Yo ho yo ho yo ho yo ho (They are a bunch of undead pricks) Yo ho yo ho yo ho yo ho (I'll smash their face in with a brick) Yo ho yo ho yo ho yo ho (Those Zombies ate my pirate ship) Centuries ago The prophecy was written So the story goes The grimmest and the true frostbitten Druids made a pact That zombie hordes would roam In search of stolen wood The forest shall reclaim it's own They've eaten the mast Save the crow's nest til last Sink down to the depths Cursing their name with our final breath Die! Fuck you, zombie scum! Far across the sea Zombies wait for me Craving brains and treasure It's their destiny Til my dying day Hear these words I say Zombies ate my pirate ship I will make them pay Those Zombies ate my pirate ship! Far across the sea Zombies wait for me Craving brains and treasure It's their destiny Til my dying day Hear these words I say Zombies ate my pirate ship I will make them pay Far across the sea Zombies wait for me Craving brains and treasure It's their destiny Til my dying day Hear these words I say Zombies ate my pirate ship I will make them pay
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
How many times have you wanted to cast off the chains of your life How many times have you wanted to throw it all in to be free for one moment of time With a gun in your hand and a sword by your side The wind at your back and a reason to die A chance to set sail and to write your own tale in the sky How many times have they said that you're living a meaningless lie How many times have they told you to give up your dreams and to simply just lay down and die Well my friend don't despair we will show you the way Your battle for freedom is starting today Cast off your chains, no longer you'll live as a slave Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your day won't be done 'til the battle is won So rise up my friend, this won't be the end Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your fate is not cast and this day's not your last It's time that you heeded the call The call of the waves How many times have you wanted to kill those who stand in your way How many times have you held up a fist to the heavens and screamed at the break of the day There's no force in the world that is holding you back The power is yours and it's time to attack You can't be afraid, 'cos this is the call of the waves Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your day won't be done 'til the battle is won So rise up my friend, this won't be the end Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your fate is not cast and this day's not your last It's time to stand tall Cos this is the call of the waves Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your day won't be done 'til the battle is won So rise up my friend, this won't be the end Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your fate is not cast and this day's not your last It's time that you heeded the call Adventure and quests above all It's time that you heeded the call The call of the waves
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025
Arr, when I was a young lad, my father said to me "Arr, lend an ear, learn some pirate history Once a fearsome pirate ruled the seven seas He was your great-great-great-grand-pappy, Quint Skurvy" He told me tall tales of his ill-begotten gains But the greatest treasure of them all still haunts me to this day I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you'll wish you're never born When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn He hid it in an idol where it stayed for many years But the eye of Inka Dinka Doo did shed the crystal tear It lay upon the ground until, much to my surprise A stupid ape just wandered by and snatched my treasured prize He discovered it possessed extraordinary power And stealing it from Skurvy would be his darkest hour I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you'll wish you're never born When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn Ya-ha-ha-harr! Alright then, crew Let's show these filthy landlubbers what we're made of Are ya ready? Let 'er rip! I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you'll wish you're never born When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn Arr!
Submitted by NecroGod — Feb 07, 2026
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic And all your crew look like lego bricks Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
This is the tale, of a world gone wrong A history without a song The threads of meaning lost to me We're blind to what we cannot see Aeons ago when the ancients ruled Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule But then the damn pirates came along and said YO HO HO - You're fucking dead! Now your world's crashing down Only one can survive It's time you woke up And realized We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck FUCK YOU Sailing the seas of the distant past We're on a quest to kick your ass With cannonfire and battlecry Your mighty legacy will die The blood of Blackbeard in our veins We're bringing slaughter, death and pain There's no escape, tonight you're screwed Cos we're the pirate metal drinking crew Across the seven seas For a thousand years We're your greatest wish We're your darkest fear We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck FUCK YOU We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck FUCK YOU
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
I've got a leg, it's made out of wood It comes from a land far away where the trees they grow good This my tale, of death and revenge A quest for redemption to seek true enlightenment deep in the world within My journey begins Tonight we set sail To far off Japan To murder the bastard who took away both of my hands Deep in the night, I discover the fiend I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death, And this time I can not lose He will meet his doom! Die, you Japanese bastard! I don't even like sushi! When you're dead, I'm going to chop off your arms! And sew them onto me! Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, woo-oo-den arm I have no longer got wooden arms Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg Soon I will not have wooden legs Now I return To ancient Madrid To undo the crimes that a greasy old Spaniard once did While he's asleep, I cut off his legs With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic I stick them back on to me I am now free! ヒヒヒ又はカカカ、よくぞ古代日本の呪いを解いてくれた。 わらわは貴様が盗んだ腕に棲まう悪霊。 貴様は今日からわらわの傀儡となるのじゃ そうじゃ、ストロングゼロを108缶買ってきたぞ。 いまからこいつをぜーんぶ飲み干してやろう。さて貴様はどうする？乾杯！ Je je je! Has desatado la antigua maldición Española! Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive dentro de las piernas que me habéis hurtado! He infectado tu cerebro y tomado control de tu cuerpo! Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros, y tu no puedes detenerme! Salud! I have unleashed, the mystical curse Now my existence has gotten much worse My arms and my legs, a will of their own Controlling my mind from inside of my bones My legs from Madrid are causing me fear My Japanese arms just want to drink beer I pray to the gods, and ask them oh why There is no escape, I'm doomed 'til I die Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, woo-oo-den arm I wish I still had my wooden arms Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg These legs will haunt me 'til I'm dead! I can't take it anymore These cursed limbs are driving me insane Alright, that does it It's time to end this I'm really going to do it I'm going to chop off my own head! Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, now I'm dead!
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
There were three brothers in merry Scotland In merry Scotland there were three And they did cast lots which of them should go Should go, should go And turn robber all on the salt sea The lot it fell first upon Henry Martin The youngest of all the three That he should turn robber all on the salt sea The salt sea, the salt sea For to maintain his two brothers and he They had not been sailing but a long winter's night And a part of a short winter's day When he espied a stout lofty ship Lofty ship, lofty ship Come a bibbing down on him straight way Hello, hello, cried Henry Martin What makes you sail so nigh? I'm a rich merchant ship bound for fair London Town London Town, London Town Will you please for to let me pass by? Oh no, oh no, cried Henry Martin This thing it never could be For I have turned robber all on the salt sea Salt sea, the salt sea. For to maintain my two brothers and me Then broadside and broadside and at it they went For fully two hours or three til Henry Martin gave to them the deathshot The deathshot, the deathshot And straight to the bottom went she Bad news, bad news to old England came Bad news to fair London Town There's been a rich vessel and she's cast away Cast away, cast away And all of her merry men drowned
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
Five hundred years ago when I was born I crawled from the womb with a drinking horn I held it to the sky in my tiny metal hand And got real drunk before I could stand Well, ever since that day, I followed the code Of stealing all your treasure and living on the road Now we've come to your city with nothing more to say Let's drink and party the Alestorm way We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money 'Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns And live for the party Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money 'Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to get lit, talk shit And drink all your whiskey Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun Treasure chest party quest Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, hey Treasure chest party quest In my Lamborghini, flintlock by my side Stealing loads of treasure on I-95 Drinking margaritas in the Caribbean sea A pirate's life is the only life for me Well, you know we sold out a long time ago Now we're ready for the money, the hookers, and the blow So we've come to your city with nothing more to say Let's drink and party the Alestorm way We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money 'Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns And live for the party Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money 'Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to get lit, talk shit And drink all your whiskey Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun Treasure chest party quest Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, hey Treasure chest party quest I set fire to the sky You're all going to die So raise up your rum We're here to have fun We ride 'cross the waves Forever we'll sail There's nothing to say So get down and pray The quest starts today We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money 'Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns And live for the party Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money 'Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to get lit, talk shit And drink all your whiskey Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun Treasure chest party quest Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, hey Treasure chest party quest
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Woah-oh, come take a trip with me I'll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea Woah-oh, Fae Scotland's bonnie shores He pillaged 'cross the ocean in search of rum galore Woah-oh, aboard the good ship Scum He'd fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun Woah-oh, his legendary crew Could sail that ship to Hell and back, there's nothing they can't do He killed the mighty Terrorsquid The greatest man who ever lived He beat the Vikings in a bloody war Meet yer dad and smell yer maw Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws Woah-oh, in Oban he was raised He drank a bucket full of rum every single day Woah-oh, his beard of flaming red Would terrorize his enemies and make them wish they're dead Woah-oh, four pistols on his belt He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger's pelt Woah-oh, his name was Fannybaws Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he'll pump your maw Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid? Fannybaws The greatest man who ever lived? Fannybaws Who beat the vikings in a war? Fannybaws Meet yer dad and smell yer maw, oh Who drinks his whiskey neat and strong? Fannybaws Who's got a boaby two feet long? Fannybaws Who's gonna take nae shite from you? Fannybaws So what the fuck you gonna do? He drinks his whiskey neat and strong He's got a boaby two feet long He's gonna take nae shite from the likes of you So what the fuck you gonna do? Woohoo! Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Chomp, chomp Chomp, chomp Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean One stormy night in Caillou Bay, we smashed into the reef A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth If you see an alligator In your refrigerator You better say, "See ya later" Or you might end up dead They say you should never smile Right at a crocodile He'll drag you down into the deep And eat your fucking head, yeah Chomp, chomp Chomp, chomp Chomp, chomp, chomp Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day If you find a giant Cayman You're gonna have a really bad day, man There's nothing more to say than "I won't see you in a while" Not even Russell Crowe With a giant crossbow Ain't got a snowball's chance in Hell To save you from that crocodile, yeah Chomp, chomp Chomp, chomp Why oh why did I jump into that swamp? Mauled to death by alligators All singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp" Time to die on a sub-aquatic romp Mauled to death by alligators All singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp" Chomp, chomp Chomp, chomp Chomp, chomp
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Yar ha ha har You wanna know where you are, laddie? Alright then, let me tell ya Palm trees sway in the Caribbean breeze The sunshine beating down A wanted man with a price on my head On the run from the British crown Last week in Port Royal I stole a ship and killed the crew I set sail on a moonlit sky I knew just what I had to do It's time to spin the wheel We can go anywhere we feel We're heading west, to the land that's the best And I ain't ever coming back Tortuga Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to the sea (What?) Welcome to the sea (What?) Yarrface here to tell you how it's gonna be With a yo ho, gotta be a pirate's life for me We gonna dig for treasure Cannon battle Eating lots of cattle With a pow pow, shot from a treasure gun And an "oh wow", Royal Navy's got you on the run We gonna quest forever Sail far across the oceans blue There's a land that waits for you Where the alcohol will flow forever Ride to the land of endless rum In the Caribbean sun It's the place where we must go Tortuga Tortuga Tortuga Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on Tortuga Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We've sailed for many days With gold the streets are paved Where we gonna go? T-T-T-Tortuga Far across the waves We've sailed for many days With gold the streets are paved If you're gonna drink rum, well, you better drink rum with me
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
In the dead of night We hear the sound of thunder Undead fiends arise To terrorize and plunder Crawling through the sea A dendrophagic horde Our ship's no longer safe The zombies have just climbed aboard Bloodlust in their eyes Our boat is their prize A feast for the dead Devouring the ship and inside of our heads Far across the sea Zombies wait for me Craving brains and treasure It's their destiny Til my dying day Hear these words I say Zombies ate my pirate ship I will make them pay Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho (Those zombies ate my pirate ship) Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho (They are a bunch of undead pricks) Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho (I'll smash their face in with a brick) Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho (Those zombies ate my pirate ship) Centuries ago The prophecy was written So the story goes The grimmest and the true frostbitten Druids made a pact That zombie hordes would roam In search of stolen wood The forest shall reclaim its own They've eaten the mast Save the crow's nest 'til last Sink down to the depths Cursing their name with our final breath Die! Fuck you, zombie scum! Far across the sea Zombies wait for me Craving brains and treasure It's their destiny 'Til my dying day Hear these words I say Zombies ate my pirate ship And I will make them pay Those zombies ate my pirate ship Far across the sea Zombies wait for me Craving brains and treasure It's their destiny 'Til my dying day Hear these words I say Zombies ate my pirate ship I will make them pay Far across the sea Zombies wait for me Craving brains and treasure It's their destiny 'Til my dying day Hear these words I say Zombies ate my pirate ship I will make them pay
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
How many times have you wanted to cast off the chains of your life? How many times have you wanted to throw it all in to be free for one moment of time? With a gun in your hand and a sword by your side The wind at your back and a reason to die A chance to set sail and to write your own tale in the sky How many times have they said that you're living a meaningless lie? How many times have they told you to give up your dreams and to simply just lay down and die? Well, my friend, don't despair, we will show you the way Your battle for freedom is starting today Cast off your chains, no longer you'll live as a slave, yeah Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your day won't be done 'til the battle is won So rise up, my friend, this won't be the end Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your fate is not cast and this day's not your last It's time that you heeded the call The call of the waves How many times have you wanted to kill those who stand in your way? How many times have you held up a fist to the heavens and screamed at the break of the day? There's no force in the world that is holding you back The power is yours and it's time to attack You can't be afraid 'cause this is the call of the waves, yeah Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your day won't be done 'til the battle is won So rise up, my friend, this won't be the end Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your fate is not cast and this day's not your last It's time to stand tall 'Cause this is the call of the waves Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your day won't be done 'til the battle is won So rise up, my friend, this won't be the end Rise up and conquer the world The oceans are calling your name Your fate is not cast and this day's not your last It's time that you heeded the call Adventure and quests above all It's time that you heeded the call The call of the waves
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Arr, when I was a young lad, my father said to me "Arr, lend an ear, learn some pirate history Once a fearsome pirate ruled the seven seas He was your great-great-great-grand-pappy, Quint Skurvy" He told me tall tales of his ill-begotten gains But the greatest treasure of them all still haunts me to this day I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you'll wish you're never born When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn He hid it in an idol where it stayed for many years But the eye of Inka Dinka Doo did shed the crystal tear It lay upon the ground until, much to my surprise A stupid ape just wandered by and snatched my treasured prize He discovered it possessed extraordinary power And stealing it from Skurvy would be his darkest hour I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you'll wish you're never born When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn Ya-ha-ha-harr! Alright then, crew Let's show these filthy landlubbers what we're made of Are ya ready? Let 'er rip! I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you'll wish you're never born When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn Arr!
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic And all your crew look like LEGO bricks Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Go This is the tale of a world gone wrong A history without a song The threads of meaning lost to me We're blind to what we cannot see Aeons ago when the ancients ruled Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule But then the damn pirates came along and said "Yo ho ho, you're fucking dead" Now your world's crashing down, only one can survive It's time you woke up and realized We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck Fuck you Woo! Sailing the seas of the distant past We're on a quest to kick your ass With cannon fire and battle cry Your mighty legacy will die The blood of Blackbeard in our veins We're bringing slaughter, death and pain There's no escape, tonight you're screwed 'Cause we're the pirate metal drinking crew Across the seven seas For a thousand years We're your greatest wish We're your darkest fear We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck Fuck you We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck Fuck you
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
Yeah I've got a leg, it's made out of wood It comes from a land far away where the trees they grow good This my tale, of death and revenge A quest for redemption to seek true enlightenment deep in the world within My journey begins Tonight we set sail to far off Japan To murder the bastard who took away both of my hands Deep in the night, I discover the fiend I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death And this time I cannot lose He will meet his doom Die, you Japanese bastard I don't even like sushi When you're dead, I'm going to chop off your arms And sew them onto me Wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden arm I have no longer got wooden arms Wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg Soon I will not have wooden legs Now I return to ancient Madrid To undo the crimes that a greasy old Spaniard once did While he's asleep, I cut off his legs With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic I stick them back on to me I am now free わはははは よくぞ古代日本の呪いを解いてくれた 俺様は貴様が盗んだ腕に棲まう悪霊 貴様は今日から俺様の傀儡となるのだ そうだ、ストロングゼロを108缶買ってきたぞ 今からこいつをぜーんぶ飲み干しだろう さて、貴様はどうする？ 乾杯！ ¡Jajajaja! Has desatado la antigua maldición española Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive dentro de las piernas que me habéis hurtado He infectado tu cerebro y tomado control de tu cuerpo Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros, ¡y tú no puedes detenerme! ¡Salud! I have unleashed the mystical curse Now my existence has gotten much worse My arms and my legs, a will of their own Controlling my mind from inside of my bones My legs from Madrid are causing me fear My Japanese arms just want to drink beer I pray to the gods and ask them, "Oh why?" There is no escape, I'm doomed till I die Wooden leg, wooden leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden arm I wish I still had my wooden arms Wooden leg, wooden leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg These legs will haunt me till I'm dead I can't take it anymore These cursed limbs are driving me insane Alright, that does it It's time to end this I'm really gonna do it I'm gonna chop off my own head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, now I'm dead
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026
There were three brothers in merry Scotland In merry Scotland there were three And they did cast lots which of them should go Should go, should go And turn robber all on the salt sea The lot, it fell first upon Henry Martin The youngest of all the three That he should turn robber all on the salt sea The salt sea, the salt sea For to maintain his two brothers and he They had not been sailing but a long winter's night And a part of a short winter's day When he espied a stout lofty ship Lofty ship, lofty ship Come a-bibbing down on him straight way "Hello, hello", cried Henry Martin "What makes you sail so nigh?" "I'm a rich merchant ship bound for fair London Town London Town, London Town Will you please for to let me pass by?" "Oh no, oh no", cried Henry Martin "This thing, it never could be For I have turned robber all on the salt sea The salt sea, the salt sea For to maintain my two brothers and me" Then broadside and broadside and at it they went For fully two hours or three 'Til Henry Martin gave to them the death shot The death shot, the death shot And straight to the bottom went she Bad news, bad news to old England came Bad news to fair London Town There's been a rich vessel and she's cast away Cast away, cast away And all of her merry men drowned
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Mar 26, 2026