D20

I'm a warrior, dragon slayer, with a magic sword. I'm a mage, arcade master, in armor clothes I'm a cleric, holy healing and a very holy mace I'm a druid, nature lover, smell like my horse We are a fellowship on an epic quest We'll save the princess for a bunch of copper coins Hail to the king Hail to the Queen Hail to the Treasure Hail to the Dragon Roll the dice and get (a) crit I'm an elf, pointed ears, in my green robe. I'm your lover, many kisses, but this is my job. I'm a dwarf, little guy and I may fall I'm a robber, sleight of hand and never dull Guacamole and Tacos Pizza, coke and candies Bags of chips and beers Emerald sword for breakfast

Submitted by Warbringer — Jul 21, 2026